elvis-preston
elvis-preston
Woah, Mama, The Minutemen!
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elvis-preston · 16 days ago
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Protect the people at a minute’s notice - that is the Minuteman’s calling.
I don’t have anyone I can tag, but if you see this, share it around. We must learn from our history that we may lay the groundwork for a better future. As Bill and Ted once said - “be excellent to each other!”
I know we are all used to hear bad news from the USA or UK when it comes to trans rights but this time Germany wants to play in the same league.
Our idiots at home ministry came up with the fucking idea to start a register for all transgender and nonbinary people which would mean every person working at some public position could always at any given time see your assigned gender at birth, your deadname, your address and who knows what else.
We had been there in the past. Hitler Germany called it the "Travestite Law" back then. Our politicians didn't learn.
We all know this is unacceptable.
Please, if you are German, sign it. If you are not, spread it wide and far.
This had been stopped once a few years ago. It needs to be stopped again.
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elvis-preston · 20 days ago
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woah mama that tv sure was glowing
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elvis-preston · 28 days ago
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Taking a page out of the raiders’ hummina hummina handbook and using human parts to warn off hostile
I should be able to just take my skin off from time to time. Y’know. To air it out
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elvis-preston · 28 days ago
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I should be able to just take my skin off from time to time. Y’know. To air it out
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elvis-preston · 2 months ago
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Cloudy with a chance of West Virginia weather, good god
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elvis-preston · 2 months ago
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Got caught in a rain storm (inadvisable) and am now stuck in a building with many other people. This is just like in the scripture (ao3). I hope the apocalypse st this is not the blog I thought it was. Uhhhh life is hummina hummina hamazing
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elvis-preston · 2 months ago
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Fish
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elvis-preston · 2 months ago
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Woah mama it’s raining
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elvis-preston · 3 months ago
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I’m hummina hummina horrible at spelling, but I’m allowed to blame the lack of standardized education in the post-nuclear fallout of the world I was born into. I have no idea how people receive their educations here. I think I just absorbed it all by osmosis or computer terminals
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elvis-preston · 3 months ago
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Woah mama, I heard that settlement you helped has agreed to join us. Good work! While you were out there, our scouts found a promising new location for a settlement. Thing is, it’s hummina hummina haunted
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elvis-preston · 3 months ago
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Woah mama it’s a masterpiece
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Ulysses when he eats an orange (I may or may not have spent 30 minutes on this)
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elvis-preston · 3 months ago
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Woah mama, things are happening again
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elvis-preston · 3 months ago
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a a a h m m o w, e i i l m n o o s s u v
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elvis-preston · 3 months ago
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Woah mama, may the Minuteman spirit of remembrance remain in all of us. Our history defines our present
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elvis-preston · 3 months ago
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Woah mama plants keep us alive; give in more often, it tells them you’re grateful
Woah mama, y’all ever let the intrusive thoughts win and pet plants as you walk past them? Humina
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elvis-preston · 3 months ago
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Woah mama, watch out for death claws on your way home
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elvis-preston · 3 months ago
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Stealing shoelaces from the president
where were you during the great tumblr elvis invasion of 2025
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