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“First and foremost I’m writing for myself,” I hiss through my teeth, resisting the urge to refresh my email for an Ao3 message for the 100th time.

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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wait kids need ai to make their favorite characters talk??? they can't just do that in their heads normal style?? what happened to making your favorite characters kiss by making little videos in your head and projecting it into your psyche cinema style before bedtime

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affirmation: nobody is going to shoot me for being awkward

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Wow just did a deep clean of this fucking blog and I am INSUFFERABLE lmao

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perfectionism is a liar and a hater. write your messy little heart out.

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but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

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My high school's science department has the same track record as the Defense Against the Dark Arts class and im now convinced that every science teacher ive had and will have was/will be evil or a werewolf

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kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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I will never forget the time my white, cishet father told me "I used to be a Democrat then I grew up and realized they don't want what's best for America, they want what's best for themselves" when we were talking about gay rights

And I feel like that explains a lot about right wing/conservative people. They genuinely believe wanting equal rights is selfish

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

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Things I've Heard In My High School:

"I need to get pregnant."

"Im gonna cough out my tampon."

"Can I drink out of that sink? Is it safe?" / "Why would you ask that when I've literally watched you eat things off the floor?"

"Have your parents ever told you that you might have a chemical imbalance in your brain??"

"Speaking of male strippers, my Grandma..."

"It's "der Rasen mähen", not "machen". Machen means do, and you can't do a lawn." / "You can if you're Barry Keoghan."

"*heavily accented* I think it was Plato that was poisoned to death by Chlamydia."

"Im gonna take that duck and shove it in your ear."

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people will be like “don’t worry it’s all in your head!” like babe… yes… that’s the problem… how do i get it out of there…