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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Vintage Porcelain Covered With Hand-Painted Ants by La Philie

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Technically true.

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i miss everyone

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

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clown graveyard and its just one grave

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what is HAPPENING

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I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.

My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"

I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."

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A translation of British sayings, what non-British people think they mean, and their actual meaning.

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forty minutes before work is like if u had all the time in the world for 20 minutes

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i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

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Well fucks? Get to it!

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sometimes writing feels like dragging your brain across gravel. but at least the gravel is sparkly. and covered in metaphors.