emo-space-wizard

[emo-space-wizard]

"ahm gwan owt wif da goyles" I say. You think I'm simply speaking with a (poor) Boston accent, heading out for a night of debauchery with the ladies. But I'm actually declaring my intention to depart with the [gar]goyles

[emo-space-wizard]

Doug Beekman

[emo-space-wizard]

yippieeee~ ahahaha~ yaaaaaaaaay~!⋆｡°✩

[emo-space-wizard]

why’d he do that

[emo-space-wizard]

president whispering obelisk has been making some political moves lately that honestly seem geared toward the destruction of all life

[emo-space-wizard]

I'm going home

[emo-space-wizard]

ok so a wild rat just spit poison at me

[emo-space-wizard]

Verily, man, this wizard peace is splendid. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "spirits o' field and vineyard" or something along those lines, and every one around him was showered in fresh-baked pastries and loaves, had their cups fill with aged wine, and then were soothed by a warm summer breeze. The minstrels didn't even sing his praises, that's what a joyous time this is. And here I've just been casting calming dew and level 2 aura of cheer. I think I just heard "power word: dessert" two groups over. I gotta get over there.

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[emo-space-wizard]

you can eat the time crystal to gain time powers and you can eat the fire crystal to gain fire powers. i will not allow you to eat any of the other crystals.

[emo-space-wizard]

[emo-space-wizard]

Whats your opinion on wizards who prefix spells they create with their own name?

kinda lazy and attention seeking imo ngl

🥺 you hate Evil Wizard’s Weevil Blizzard ?

[emo-space-wizard]

“Why are we seeing so many Evil Wizards these days?!” two reasons:

Most wizards used to die in horrible accidents during their apprenticeship, but since the so called ‘apprenticeship rights’ laws went into effect more wizards survive to go in to grad school, thus becoming evil

Evil Wizard has figured out cloning

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not santa leaving claw marks and saliva all over the front door since we sealed up the chimney... your ass is banished freak

[emo-space-wizard]

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.