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You can only post this once a year (sound ON)

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I know a guy who collects inaccurate animal skeletons, and he very excitedly showed me this exact one a few days ago! Will see about posting the full hoarde soon

'Tis the season of Halloween skeletons. This is the most interesting one to date.

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guy who hasn't had lunch yet: does the entire world feel doomed to anyone else or is this one just between me and the flaming skull

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🧟‍♀️ ghoul4ghoul Follow

Are thwre like heterosexual monsters

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Im serious i dont think ive ever met a straight monster and i died in like 1989

🪰 horridmutant

Maybe it’s because the moment you become a monster you realize how meaningless human rules are and eventually come out

🧑‍🔬 drfagandmrdyke Follow

Not true I drank an evil potion and became gay

🧑‍🔬 drfagandmrdyke Follow

The government hates me because I’m two trans people

🐍 venom-spitter Follow

The snakes on my head are bi but I’m straight

🌧️ actual-real-angel Follow

I NEVER HAD A GENDER TO BEGIN WITH 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️ DOES THAT COUNT

🔥 fiendfromthepit Follow

We should make a study on why both skeletons and angels type in all caps

Lack of junk perhaps?

💀 ribdude3 Follow

I HVE A BONE PENIS (:

🐺 lycan-lucky Follow

I feel like this post has taken a Turn

🧛🏻 countless Follow

*timidly raises hand*

Getting turned was my gay awakening

🧝🏻‍♀️ fairy-dyyke Follow

May I Have Your Gender ?

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There's a house on my way home that has one of those Home Depot 12 ft. skeletons and they haven't taken it down since Halloween, just dressed it up in holiday-appropriate wear and of course for June it's all about Pride so please allow your dash to be blessed by 12 ft. Pride Skeleton

EDIT: Oct. 2023 Apparently this house is now for sale. Godspeed Pride Skeleton.

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Art by Jim Burns for The Futurological Congress by Stanisław Lem (1977, Orbit / Futura)

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I love shitty skeleton decorations of animals that are wildly incorrect. It's like a bunch of drunk necromancers came together and made a whole bunch of bad decisions

I actually have the octopus one irl, it's so funny

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This is true!!! All skeletons are outspoken trans activists

"When they dig up your bones they'll know you were-" SILENCE! They'll know I'm an epic skeleton

her: you can't always count on flaming motorcycle wheelie trans rights skeleton to save you

me: wanna bet

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My favorites from this post

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Holy BONES this is an epic cool skeleton meme dump

Skeletons

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by Andrei Riabovitchev

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Progress photos for the applique quilt im working on. Im almost positive I've chosen the second worst assembly strategy possible. Right now the whole thing is just incredibly pointy and takes up my entire floor. Technique is -3 out of 10, dont recommend if you enjoy having floor space and not worrying about getting pins in the bottom of your foot

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Skeletons Birthday at the start of pride month i said oh i’m sure

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Spooky season time!!!

My favorite Halloween video of all time

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Anti-triptych pt III

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Yeah so I have no clue why you would make this