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OH I get it so they can have sex telepathically but not in the wheel chair? No no it's ok I get it

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If your ever having problems cleaning your room just think.

"What if I died in my sleep what are the people who find my body gunna think about my room. Do I really want them too see my room like this"

think about that

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The children of Charlie and the chocolate factory represent the 7 deadly sins

They represent parts of the 7 deadly sins.

Augustus is gluttony

violet is pride

veruca is greed and

mike is either sloth or wrath i think wrath tho

Augustus is always ALWAYS eating and falls when his GLUTTONY causes him to fall into the chocolate river.

Violet is always wanting to be number one and is PRIDEFUL of her achievements and refuses to stop chewing the gum causing her to become a blue berry.

Veruca always gets what she wants and when she wants a squirrel and gets GREEDY and decides to get one no matter what causing her to fall into the trash pit.

And mike we see is always causing problems and is very angry as we see he watches lots of violent TV shows and plays lots of violent games and is full of ANGER and impacients causing him to get stuck in the TV and be turned small.

This has been my Ted talk thanks for listening

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Made the mistake of letting the Victorian child out into the yard the other day. Now it has been a broken record demanding to be let outside again. Like really we feed it and clean up after it yet it's demand this demand that.

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Book Dragon

I have a dragon guarding my books on my book shelf he's a fun guy

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so I am 90% sure I have adhd 100% sure I have anxiety and 5% of my brain keeps saying I have other mental problems but no. I'm just LAZY nothing else.... hell I'm too lazy to even sleep like the earliest I am able to sleep is 2am and that is if I am lucky...

My mom says I should try getting some counseling but like bitch I can’t afford that so staying up all night with my thoughts is gunna have to work for now. defiantly since I can’t afford to be an alcoholic :)

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Harry Potter headcannon

After the battle of Hogwarts and when the wizarding world is starting to go back to normal, school starts up again and student, teachers, and even Hogsmeade residents alike on the full moon of every month beginning reporting seeing the ghostly shadows of a werewolf, Grimm dog, and a stag running around the Hogwarts and Hogsmeade grounds, students even say they see them in the school as well, Gryffindor's often say they see the ghostly shadows briefly relaxing by the common room fire place

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SO I SET MY CAT DOWN AFTER HUGGING HIM THEN I WENT TO WALK AWAY NOT REALIZING HE WENT INFRONT OF ME AND I KICKED HIM IN THE FACE AND SO I CHASED AFTER HIM TO APOLOGISE BUT NOW HE’S MORE SCARED OF ME AND IDK WHAT TO DO AND I FEEL SO BAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I WANNA BE A FUCKING DINOSAUR

Because if I were a dinosaur the like all of the others I would be dead

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I AM DONE

FUCK DIS WORLD LEMME GO DIE IN A HOLE

or you know give me hot chocolate and put on my favorite shows and just let me rant or something idk

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I JUST RELLY FUCKING LOVE BEES and support the LGBTQ community

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MEANWHIL IN AMERICA

Glad I live in Canada but this is still somehow relatable

Video link: https://youtu.be/rloNvQ0diwE

Video creator: evilicious

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Wonderful day for a walk no?

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Y’all just ever become so anxious just because you wanna post a video you found but you need to wait for the original creators permission but you really wanna post that video because it is so relatable even to the people that it has nothing to do wit?

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So I walked into school today and see a group of teachers talking. now as SPOOKY DAY is tomorrow my school dressed up today

this group of teachers has fairy wings on and then the printable walks up to them with a different costume on and this.... Is what I here

Principle: Hey

Teacher1: WHERE ARE YOU BUTTERFLY WINGS?!?!

Teacher2: Wait

Teacher1: We aren’t butterfly anymore....

Teacher1: WHERE ARE YOUR FAIRY WINGS?!?!?

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Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and you just see this...

it is 12:40 AM I need to be awake at 6AM for school

I can already tell I wont be sleeping till 3M

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This is the best thing I have ever made