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11 Dcom songs I unironically listen to in my free time:

Do What You Gotta Do - Descendants 3

Evil Like Me - Descendants

Exceptional Zed - Zombies 3

Come On Out - Zombies 2

Ain’t No Doubt About It - Zombies 3

We Own The Night - Zombies 2

Falling for Ya - Teen Beach Movie

Like Me - Teen Beach Movie

I’m Gonna Run to You - Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas!

I Don’t Dance - High School Musical 2

Stick to the Status Quo - High School Musical

Honestly most of the zombies 3 soundtrack really slaps for doing personal finance class work

Also I stand by the fact that “Space Between” was Mal and Evie’s queerplatonic love song

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The Zombies werewolf trio as wolves

Left to right: Wyatt, Wynter, Willa

Wyatt’s a bit sleeker than the other wolves, with shorter fur and a lighter coat he has a very dog-like appearance.

Wynter is mostly shades of brown, with long fur tufts and some dark tints. Multiple browns and grays show through her long coat. Big, round eyes.

Willa is very dark, almost black, with an overall very intimating appearance; asides from one white tuft of chest fur and her gleaming yellow eyes. also rather fluffy.

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z-o-m-b-i-e-s 3 inspired pet names to call your partner

1. my exceptional little zed

2. passion wolf 

3. mi a-mour

4. my dearest zog zig zrog ziggy ziggy zog

5. my sweet frozen yogurt

6. the belle of zombietown 

7. bucky bear

8. the most precious thing in seabrook 

9. charismatic green machine

10. (aye aye) cheer captain

11.  mommyship

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Little Zed doodle

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hi... do you have any headcanons for bonzo dating a mermaid?

Oooohhh I sure do now my friend!

Bonzo Dating a Mermaid Headcanons

Alright… so let’s be real here. Bonzo doesn’t really know how to deal with mermaids. He doesn’t know your dietary restrictions, water intake needs, transformation details, any of that.

But! He is so happy and willing to learn everything about mermaid biology and culture with you.

In turn, of course, he’ll be teaching you all he knows about Zombies. He considers it a way of helping you get to know him better

He’ll create little origami dolphins and write you songs that remind you of the sea

He may not be the best swimmer, but at the very least he definitely prefers water over fire

While you’re out swimming, he will always join you. Like always

Even if you tell him he doesn’t have to and that he’ll get his clothes all wet, the minute you get in the water he is going in after you

He just wants to spend time with you! He especially likes it because it’s a rare occasion in which he actually gets to see your tail, which might I add, he absolutely adores

He thinks your tail is just so pretty! If you’re ever embarrassed about it, he is always there to remind you that it just adds to your beauty and is a special part of you

Bonzo will never eat fish in front of you. He understands that you aren’t really a fish and you’re just a person with a fish like tail, but he still feels awkward eating seafood around you

If you ever get caught out in the rain and transform in a difficult area, Bonzo is there for you.

With his zombie strength, he just picks you up, laughs, and carries you home.

He honestly loves running through the rain with you in his arms, it’s just such a fun moment for both of you and he will always be as gentle as possible setting you down into the water when you get back

Hugs. So many hugs. This goes for any species, Bonzo is always hugging you.

Go out swimming? he will just hug you and let you two float out together and relax. Your head on his chest, just letting the waves ripple under you.

Something you also notice is that his music tends to attract the sea life around. It’s a rather charming sight to see him playing music in shallow water as a school of fish swim around his feet

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Ranking all Dcoms I have Seen

Hello friends!!

I-I’m…. alive?

So sorry for the long hiatus but, well, you know how school is (it kinda sucks)

Anyway, I’ve decided to start branching out from pure Z-O-M-B-I-E-S content, so for the return, I’m going to be ranking all dcoms I have personally seen with a little snippet of my thoughts about them. Alright,

1. Zombies 3

Amazing, beautiful, absolutely perfect, un ironically hilarious, great songs, out of pocket story. I love it.

2. High School Musical 2

Same as previous, but more gay and slightly less interesting characters.

3. Descendants

Best descendants movie by far, but Mal and Evie > Mal and Ben for sure. Still, a good watch overall. A really interesting and dynamic main cast too.

4. Teen Beach Movie

Very funny, great music. The only reason it’s below Descendants is because I viscerally hate the two main characters.

5. Adventures in Babysitting

I actually liked the Disney remake, which I didn’t expect to. It may just be because I really like Sabrina Carpenter and Sofia Carson but who knows.

6. Princess Protection Program

Really liked this movie when I was a kid, although looking back I don’t really understand why. I wouldn’t want to watch it nowadays but I still think it’s good.

7. Cow Belles

Good movie, my mom and I watched it together a lot. Reminds me a bit too much of Liv and Maddie though.

8. Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas!

Honestly a comfort movie for me. It’s not exactly “good” in the slightest but I watched it a lot when I felt sick or anxious so whenever I watch it today it tends to make me feel safe. Also I really liked Good Luck Charlie.

9. High School Musical

I mean it’s alright. A little overrated considering there’s only like… 4(?) good characters.

10. Radio Rebel

Pretty funny at some parts but also just suuuupeer dumb. It’s fine.

11. 16 Wishes

Honestly everything Debby Ryan starred in kinda blurs together for me. Also this one apparently isn’t technically a dcom? It’s okay though.

12. Zombies 2

Good, but not Zombies at it’s best. That’s pretty much all.

13. Descendants 2

Okay descendants… you’re getting worse. You can stop here. The only thing I really remember liking about this movie is Mal and Evie’s relationship getting expanded upon.

14. Zombies

Yeah it’s okay. Not near as good as 2 and 3 but like, I’d watch it happily on my deathbed or whatever.

15. Descendants 3

Had one really good song with Mal and Hades and that’s about it.

16. Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie

Pretty good, actually. I really enjoy the Russo’s family dynamic so seeing them in stressful situations like this and how they responded was fun.

17. Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure

Worse than all the regular HSM movies, but it stars Sharpay so obviously it’s still alright.

18. Cloud 9

I think I remember liking this movie solely cause it had dogs in it.

19. Camp Rock

It’s… okay.

20. Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension

Yeah I didn’t like this movie. I mean, like I could watch it again and be pretty happy but I really just did not enjoy the plot. Reminds me of that one futuristic sci-fi Jessie episode but worse.

21. Frenemies

Uh… I think I liked this movie? I dunno it was okay.

22. How to Build a Better Boy

This movie creeped me out so much when I first watched it. Will never be watching it again. Had a nice song though.

23. Bad Hair Day

I don’t remember much about this movie other than that I didn’t hate it but like, I also reeeaaaally didn’t like it. So…

24. Zapped

This movie also creeped me out, less than How to Build a Better Boy did, but the plot of this one somehow was worse.

25. Teen Beach 2

Everything about this movie is good except for the ending. It’s like Bayonetta 3, amazing until the ending destroys every last bit of happiness your soul contained.

26. The Cheetah Girls 1, 2, and One World

I don’t actually know if these are good movies or not, I literally just don’t remember one single detail from these movies other than than that Raven-Symoné was in them (and don’t get me wrong, I love Raven-Symoné). I watched all of these movies one day when I was sick out of school and then never watched them again.

27. Invisible Sister

I think I fell asleep halfway through this one? I don’t know, but I’m not a huge fan of the two main actors either.

28. The Suite Life Movie

Literally so bad. Look, I’m not normally a fan of movie specials for shows, but this was the absolute worst. I wish I had never watched it.

29. Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

Horrid. Horrid Acting. Horrid characters. Horrid Music. Horrid story. I hate it.

Anyway, there’s some stuff I would probably move around if I had seen more of these movies recently, but some I legit haven’t seen since elementary school.

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I got a Build a Bear werewolf!

Originally was gonna be Wynter, but instead I used the heart to make Willa’s moonstone, so we have Willa!

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Z-O-M-B-I-E-S Dating Willa Headcanons

Posts are gonna be less frequent what with school starting back up. I’m already so tired of it and we’ve hardly even started. It’s okay though, Z-O-M-B-I-E-S content is just gonna have to keep me going. Back to scheduled programming:

- Willa is quite the tease, and enjoys making fun of you just to see you blush

- She’s mentioned the idea of deer flavored froyo a couple of times, which may or may not be mildly disturbing

- She doesn’t like dogs too much because she sees them as an inferior canine too attached to humans

- In turn you say, “Aren’t you attached to me though? What does that make you?“

- You slept on the couch that night, but she never denied anything

- When introducing you to the pack, it’s very important to her that they like you. She’s gonna have you dressed as best you can be and will teach you proper werewolf manners

- She likes head scratches. She will never admit it, but she likes head scratches.

- Physical affection between the two of you is kept mostly in private, just because Willa has a bit of a reputation to keep and wants to stay professional in front of the pack

- Apparently “professional” includes threatening to rip someone’s throat out after they tried to hit on you

- It took both Wynter and Wyatt’s combined efforts to get Willa to stop chasing said someone

- Speaking of Wynter and Wyatt, at first they are a little wary because they want to make sure you truly are fit to be with their Alpha

- Once you’re cleared, you are treated to dozens of stories about Willa and pictures of her when she was just a wolf pup

- Willa does not enjoy this, which just means you get even more embarrassing stories

- Willa is not the most romantic werewolf, but she does her best. She brings you flowers and showers you with compliments as often as she can

- You think she almost looks… nervous when trying to be romantic like this

- When she’s trying to impress you is probably the only time you will ever see Willa nervous

- Once you two have been together for a while and are truly committed, Willa gets you a necklace in the shape of a heart to match her moonstone

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Z-O-M-B-I-E-S and Minecraft

Zed: Is this seriously how we are represented in your media?

*minecraft zombie groans in the background*

Addison: … well, uh, yeah I know it doesn’t look great, but-

Willa: It could be worse.

*cue the sound of a wolf yelping over and over while burning to death in lava*

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Anyway, A-spen keeps taming dogs and naming them Willa. They all end up dying in absolutely horrific manners.

A-li has burned down at least four villages in the span of 20 minutes.

Wynter has too many cats, Wyatt keeps getting slain by everything he gets within 10 blocks of.

Bonzo has built literally the most beautiful mansion you’ve ever laid eyes on while in hardcore mode.

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Z-O-M-B-I-E-S characters and what they’re going to therapy for:

Zed - imposter syndrome

Addison - general insanity

Bree - anxiety

Bonzo - band nerd syndrome

Eliza - gifted kid burnout

Bucky - narcissism

Willa - being too hot

Wyatt - tumblr sexyman disorder

Wynter - adhd

A-spen - commitment issues

A-li - violent outburst, anger issues

A-lan - hypercompetitiveness

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My thoughts while trying to come up with a Descendants/Z-O-M-B-I-E-S au

Okay obviously Zed and Addison would be Mal and Ben, respectively. Okay, and then Eliza and Bonzo as Evie and Carlos. Oh but what about Jay? That’s all the main zombies… Maybe Bonzo would make a better Doug, since they’re both band nerds. But that means Bree would be Evie which doesn’t make sense at all. Okay perhaps Eliza and Wyatt as Evie and Doug. Oh no no when do the werewolves even come in? I mean Willa is giving Uma vibes of course, would that make Wyatt and Wynter Hook and Smee’s kids? And what about the aliens!? All I know is that Bucky makes a good Jane.

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i drew wyatt <3 because im babysitting my sister’s dogs and decided the best way to pass the time is to draw a dog boy, apparently

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Z-O-M-B-I-E-S This or That Questions

+ exceptionalzed’s answers (hellokitty-spine, pastelparrot)

pastel pink or blue?

pink, blue

attend a zombie mash or go on a hunt with the wolves?

zombie mash, zombie mash

wear a z-band or moonstone necklace?

moonstone necklace, moonstone necklace

band nerd bonzo or artist bonzo?

band nerd, band nerd

zombie language or werewolf howls?

werewolf howls, zombie language

Wyatt’s long hair or short hair?

long hair, long hair

Addison’s white or blue hair?

white hair, blue hair

Vanilla or double vanilla?

double vanilla, double vanilla

“We Own the Night” or “Come on Out”?

We Own the Night, Come on Out

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getting froyo in seabrook pre-redemption arc is like:

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Z-O-M-B-I-E-S Dating Wyatt Headcanons

* Wyatt is nervous at first introducing you to the pack. He thinks you’re amazing and believes they should too, but he knows how overprotective Willa can be and is worried she might be too aggressive.

* With some time though, she warms up to you as her brother’s partner and will tell you embarrassing stories about him from when he was just a wolf pup.

* Wyatt, of course, is protective too. He will not hesitate to defend you at all, whether it be physically or just standing up for you when someone else is rude.

* However this protectiveness sometimes may end up turning into jealousy if someone else gets too close to you. He won’t be mean, necessarily, but he’ll get the message across that you’re taken.

* Wyatt is willing to do pretty much any activity with you. Going to the movies, froyo date, just relaxing at home, really anything is fun for him if it’s with you.

* Cuddling > anything else

* He enjoys it when you brush his hair, but he’s bashful about it and will hardly ask you to

* If there’s something that he really wants that for whatever reason you’re against, he’ll use big puppy dog eyes on you to try and convince you

* You enjoy listening to his howls, and he’s even taught you a bit of wolf language

* He likes doing simple chivalrous things for you, like holding doors open and pulling out chairs. Small actions to express his love.

* He’s actually surprisingly sentimental, keeping even the smallest little gifts that you give him like a pretty rock you found or a drawing on a sticky note.

* You’ll eventually stumble upon a pile of these things hidden in a corner of his den.