I don't know any way to describe myself but also sound cool, but I'll seem like a bot or kidnapper if I don't have a description, so I'm writing this.I might post art, maybe jokes, polls, and will generally Goof Around on the Net. I do a lot of traditional art.If you'd like, you could ask for the Lore.
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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
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I think I'll put art and strange fandom things into a peculiar sort of containment unit. Then, on some trips back here, I will mention a vaguely niche sci-fi plotline to all four slightly befuddled acquaintances who don't know what, pray tell, I might mean.
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The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.
These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.
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This is a wheel with 250 fandoms, people, topics, specific words, etc. Spin it once.
Whatever you landed on has completely disappeared from Tumblr. Any posts including or referencing it have vanished, and none will ever be made again. No one else notices its absence, and no one else will ever ask about it.
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Radio silence is a specialty of mine, and it can be explained by my distraction due to the following:
Autistic Obsession with Robot-Esque Fictional Aliens
My nation-state of origin uses Texas as a unit of measurement.
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#shitpost#my polls#tumblr polls#poll#transfem#transmasc#nonbinary#trans#transgender#Spiderman I guess.#Transformers is implied.#Also tmnt.#IDW for both.#Just lettin' ya' know.#Specifically Arcee and Jennika#Metroid except I was actually referencing that one meme post.#lgbtqia
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Is it disrespectful to get a tarot deck for reasons that aren't occult? If I buy a deck just because it looks pretty, for instance?
Yeah they are just cards lol do what ever u want with them
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People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.
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I'm down for relationship discourse if and only if no possibility exists of arriving at any useful conclusion.
"Is it cheating if you're on a break" what is this, a sitcom?
"Is it cheating if you're fucking two different instances of the same time traveller and the earlier one doesn't know" now we're talking.
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This is the plot of Venom 2: Let There Be Carnage.
Monsterfuckers Against Redheads United
#I'm just saying#This is the entire movie of Venom 2.#Don't get mad.#That's just the plot.#Symbrock#I guess.
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bad news, euclid fans! i just disproved his assertation that parallel lines don't intersect for their entire infinite length. i walked along them for approximately 8.6 x 10⁸ km and you know what i found? that's right, a tangle.
they don't touch for the rest of their infinite length though, i did check. in both directions.
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