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For 2 years I ran a v v small CSA for my friends and neighbors in town...a way to feed my community. Sometimes I look back at my share order page and just sit in the nostalgia...it was a good CSA...maybe even the best. And I'm witty as fuck when it comes to vegetable descriptions.

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Faith No More - Caffeine

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hi! i know it has been some time since people were talking about the whole "mike not wanting to play with fnm anymore" (and i understand, the topic and the way people are talking about it does bring me pure despair) but i wanted to talk about this video i saw (not watched cause i don't wanna get angry, just saw it in my recommendation page) that was titled "is patton developing lead singer syndrome?" that talked about the whole thing and it made me so mad. sure, i think people can dislike patton and that's their opinion, but after the puffy interview people are like almost demonizing patton just because of something his friend said that was just what he thought and also stated that he DIDN'T want it to be a headline. also what does even "lead singer syndrome" mean 😭. yeah just wanted to know your thoughts about this thing i saw.

also i will probably come back and ask more stuff later! i really like this blog even if i'm not really into the thirsting stuff but i respect it. have a good day/night/whatever. heres a picture of mike i like as a palate cleanser from that rant.

Heyo - ya, that's the thing - various internet circles were making a big drama of the Puffy comment and I suppose that video takes the cake. I flipped through for about 20 seconds - there is no way I'm going to heed whatever these dudebros are spouting on about. They seem to want to hear themselves talk about Mike. As if they aren't exactly the kind of "fans" Mike wanted to piss off every time he was on stage. I think they refer to "lead singer syndrome" as this feeling some lead singers might?? have where they overestimate their contribution to the band because they're usually the ones people focus on, and also act like primadonnas because of it. But that is just the thing...Mike would never, never even call himself the lead in FNM. So ya, I'm not going to give that YT video/channel any attention, and looking at the viewer counts...not many other people do anyways.

definitely ask in with literally anything else! it's not ALL thirst here.

So here's a Mike pic for you:

and also, a cleaner version of the one you sent (thank you) in case you might want that:

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what a fucking doofus

mike patton & rahzel at Warsaw, Brooklyn NYC, 12/29/2005 photos by rafe baron

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whyd he look at him as if he wasnt supposed to do that 🥀

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When yk you and your pookie have an au of a shitty movie that 2.5 people watched and now you're thinking a lot of thoughts ...🤕🤕🤕

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𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍

me n my homie keep firecrackin' with our au😭😭

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procreate shenanigans ft ultra boring background cuz i dunno how to draw at all

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on a side note - I head to vermont tomorrow for about a week - will most likely actually mean I'll be here a lot as i'm feeling like it'll be a comfort to post

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hi this is astro anon!

mike has his saturn return coming up (ICYDK- Saturn is returning to the position it was in when he was born) he has his saturn in the early degrees of aries!!! a saturn return is known as the time of life where ur reevaluating life choices, responsibilities, goals, etc.. lots of life changes happen during this time and it typically occurs around the ages of 28-30, 58-60, and so forth’

ok so if we look at his chart, his saturn is in the 6th house of aries. the 6th house rules over work, daily routine & schedule, coworkers , etc. his first saturn return happened from april 1996 - feb 1999. umm. the most significant thing i can think of during this time is faith no mores breakup happened. If there are patton historians who can list other things that happened during this period that would be so awesome.

ANYWAYS. from now until 2028. Not to get to get anyones hopes up i would say that. Perhaps this will be the best time for mike to finally do one last tour for faith no more? Or finally announce an official dissolution. Not sure. but definitely during this time mike will definitelyyyyyyy be in a period of reevaluating his worklife and responsibilities. I miss him i hope hes doing well…

omg this is killing me. I am so - so -so glad you wrote in astro-anon but holy fuck i have secrets about Mike and jfc is this relevant.

so like....there's that.

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I've been thinking a lot about Mike's psyche lately. I think he's a man with low self-esteem. For example, in this post where he says, "For some reason, she was nice to me," why wouldn't she be nice to him? Does he feel worthless? Does he think he's insignificant? What do you think about this?

mmm...I don't know if it's quite low self esteem, but Mike is an extremely humble guy, especially when it comes to women he admires, and I'm sure he had a lot of respect for Jane. If anything, in interactions with her, I bet he felt like a fan meeting a celebrity and was truly surprised that she would have been kind. I'm also not quite sure if the term imposter syndrome quite applies to Mike, but I think he is like...always a little surprised when people are impressed with his work and who he is...like....he works hard and he wants his work to be good and he wants people to like it but...will they? He might not think he's insignificant in the immediate sense, he believes in what he does and how he might be able to contribute to the media of sound and music, but in like the broader level he knows he's just a dude that a lot of people don't consider or recognize. Which is ok by him as long as he can pay the bills while being creative.

That's my take at least!

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Ahhhh-ahh-ahh, ahh-ah-ah

SLIT the faaabrick of the rye-et now-ow Spread your leh-eggs and way-uh the crown-uh Tell me how long, lahrd , how-ow loOoOng Till I get my be-ah-u-ty sleep-uh

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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since every frog on this planet is having sex in my pond, now's a good time to remind y'all that my asks are always open on anon and i like making up things about both mike's hair and mike's orifices

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his mouth looks just like a sock puppet's

Faith No More, Phoenix Festival 1997 (Part 2)

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the amount of time mike spends with his back to the audience with fnm is just astounding