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Randall Flagg fights the same way I do in my dreams. This doesn't mean much. We just share a passion for playing with telekinesis.
#meta#hindsight is 20/20#stephen king#the stand#the dark tower#randall flagg#walter padick#sillyposting
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Family is when your dad lets you spend thirty minutes making a false gunshot wound on his head for practice and then casually goes onto the couch to watch South Park with fake blood still all over his face
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Prince of Wayward Erectile Dysfunction
Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm reprised#pokey#pokey starkid#pokotho#edit#original edit#shitpost#meme
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They did actually make it into my CultSim modding project. In that particular timeline, it was not just a movie to him, no matter how much he tried to put on a happy face to Spencer. You can break into a timeshare that Graham had used and steal the remains of his time machine, which can then be traded to Andrew Kilgore for a reward.
Graham and Spencer…they’re such dorks I miss them…
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"cut from a different economy"
when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

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Which is cool. Because you are an absolutely amazing person. Goat Bros 4 lyfe.
Forget me staying in my cave, I lowkey wanna get away from my intimidating fandom artist status and interact with the fandom more 🐐
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Why is this in my feed?

i wish i could see this picture for the first time again
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(deflects your mocking blow, I can press and hold on the keyboard or use Option+U to type ä)
I don't wanna flex on you, but I can spell Max Jägerman withouth having to google Ää, as that letter exists on my keyboard
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Fuck you, Americaman, I stole your shit propaganda and turned it into MY shit propaganda
#americaman#edit#edited by me#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm reprised#pokey#pokey starkid#pokotho#politics
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@seamycelium
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wilbur Cross/John McNamara, Xander Lee & John McNamara, Wilbur Cross & John McNamara, John McNamara & Colonel Schaeffer Characters: John McNamara, Wilbur Cross, Xander Lee, Colonel Schaeffer (The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals), PEIP Agents (Hatchetfield) Additional Tags: PEIP (Hatchetfield), John McNamara-centric, Pre-Canon, Pre-Portal Mission, Light Angst, Angst, Happy Ending, Mutual Pining, slight power imbalance, Colonel Wilbur Cross - Freeform, First Kiss, Jealousy, Love Confessions, light internalized homophobia, Gay Male Character, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Implied Sexual Content
Summary:
“I can handle whatever you throw at me,” John said back, determined and something like fire flickered behind Wilbur’s eyes.
“Well, we’ll just see about that, now won’t we?” Wilbur shot back with a grin before letting go of John’s hand and departing.
John watches him walk away for a long moment and he sighed heavily, trying to ignore the way his heart raced a little and his face heated up. This was not appropriate feelings to be having.
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General John MacNamara has fallen for his Colonel. Of course, he keeps this close to his chest and never tell the man, for many reasons of course. That doesn’t mean it stays a secret forever.
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As someone who grew up being in fandom spaces and was heavily into shipping as a typical teen girlie, becoming an adult with no interest in ships is realising there's literally nothing terrible about being friends with someone who ships something you don't
And I think the Hatchetfield fandom should realise this
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…Gromit, we need to reclaim America for the British. Get the thermonuclear dog bones.

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hheghehehehghee
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Try to guess my favorite ship
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