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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

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Shigaraki: I didn’t ask for attitude.

Dabi: It’s on the house.

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"Hey, Dabi, we got our asses kicked. Come get us."

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Ace Alastor Week 2024 on Twitter - Day 2 (No Touch Tuesday)

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Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down

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Hawks: You’d be so safe in a zombie apocalypse

Shigaraki: Thanks??

Dabi: He just said you have no brains

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Shigaraki: You know, about that hero recruit Hawks-

Dabi: Hold that thought

Dabi: It might be useful to someone else

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Hawks: Partner compatibility quiz

Dabi: I fucking hate you

Hawks: Me too!! We’re gonna ace this quiz

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Dear fellow eldritches on this hellsite, what level of neurospicy are you if you can feel the exact moment when your weekly limit for social interaction goes into unplanned overdraft?

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*sighs*

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Yoo thanks for tag

Try two new tv shows

Control the amount of snacking I do

Do some soul searching and try to discover my values

@/whoever soz I’m too lazy lol

Tag game!!!

If you see this or are tagged in it, share at least one of your new years resolutions (no pressure btw)

Mine are to go to a concert, write some more songs, and learn guitar!

@faint-i-wont-be-ignored @alexluvsskittlez @scissorss @lunaqstar @system-of-an-up + anyone else

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like Hamlet

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you're vertical

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the most annoying stage of burnout is when i want to write, and i have the urge to write, and somewhere in my skull are the words that want to be written, but they have to get through the cursed minotaur maze first and nobody remembered to bring string

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You know when there’s two pull doors, one is open, everyone is rushing through, and it would be so much easier if we just stepped back and opened the other door, but because everyone is rushing through you can’t open the other door and so everyone is stuck trying to shove themselves through one door?

Hear me out, but I think that’s where we’re at as a society right now

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Dabi: Heard you were talking shit about me.

Hawks: Did you get it all or should I say it again from the beginning?