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u ever hear a drum beat that changes ur life
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bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards
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let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them
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you can feel it in your chest when youve met someone thats meant to be in your life forever
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I've just scrolled through all of your blog, reblogginf the shit out of it, and it's been an otherwordly experience! :P Amazing, wonderful blog, bless you!
Thank you, and all who have sent me messages! I read every single one, just don't want to spam you with them. They mean a lot to me. By the way, i have chat now, so come and say hi if you want!
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still don’t understand why i feel the need to end every sentence with “tho” tho
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me: *is tiny*
me: (ง •̀_•́)ง
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WOW. Im supposed to review for an exam and *start* another paper but here I am on your blog and I regret nothing, actually, hahahaha... Really cool stuff you have here, please, do continue the good work :)))
Thank you! I'm so very glad people like this blog and send me awesome messages, I'm grateful for each one!
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I am irrevocably in love with your blog
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when i was in 8th grade i liked this boy so i pickpocketed him and stole his green day wallet and the next day i brought it back to him and i was like “omg i found this on the ground here u go” and we were friends from then on
so basically the moral of the story is if u ever want someone to notice u commit a criminal act on them and u will be friends maybe try kidnapping their pets or something
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do you ever “miss” a food after youre done eating it
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I HATE HORMONES
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no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom
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What if you woke up one morning to your worst selfie painted on your ceiling
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