fastest-punslinger-in-the-west
fastest-punslinger-in-the-west
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Moderate wealth... I can rent whatever I want!
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fastest-punslinger-in-the-west 10 months ago
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fastest-punslinger-in-the-west 10 months ago
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fastest-punslinger-in-the-west 10 months ago
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Nothing but support for Imane Khelif going after every public figure that spread misinformation about her.
Hope JK Rowling in particular gets sued into the ground.
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fastest-punslinger-in-the-west 11 months ago
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I wanna see an X-Men timeline where Magneto wins and gets put on lists of important civil rights leaders, and there's pictures of everyone else in a serious suit or civilian clothes and then there's bright red and purple man with a bigass cape and bucket helmet.
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fastest-punslinger-in-the-west 11 months ago
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Once again, "they very much did kill Jesus" proves itself as a valid counterargument.
The inherent problem with long-running media continuities is that every character's story has to end with them dying because it's the only way the writers can trust themselves to not keep dragging their story out. If it's a happy ending, then at any moment they can decide it's not the ending after all and pull the characters out of retirement for the 50th time.
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fastest-punslinger-in-the-west 11 months ago
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in the biologied class. straight up "classifying it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My geanits
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fastest-punslinger-in-the-west 11 months ago
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The inherent problem with long-running media continuities is that every character's story has to end with them dying because it's the only way the writers can trust themselves to not keep dragging their story out. If it's a happy ending, then at any moment they can decide it's not the ending after all and pull the characters out of retirement for the 50th time.
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Hate when people are like "really? You let your gf peg you?"
No. I ASK her to peg me, like a REAL man would.
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Because if I make it myself the effort I'd be putting into making it right would make it impossible for me to just enjoy it as a member of the audience, which is what I really want to do.
why won鈥檛 SOMEONE ELSE create media with all the highly specific extremely esoteric themes motifs imagery and allusions i personally wish were in things
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Fighter pilot, into radio: dude I'm so hungover
Captain: what's the situation with the pilot?
Radio operator: he seems to be bragging about the size of his dick, sir
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It's faster and easier to say "Jimmy" than it is to say "James" despite having more syllables.
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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
.. i鈥檓 palestinian
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Wish they'd hurry up and invent a new switcheroo. I'm sick of falling for the old one.
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How can I overthink this much and still do the wrong thing every fucking time?
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lesbians love and support our trans sisters 馃挅馃挅
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