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I love my porn bot
This might be an unwelcome post. It may be a hated comment.
I gotta say it anyway.
Thank you porn bot, I love you ever so much. You are my first and only follower and I will forever remember you as such. I know you only want to scam me, I know you aren’t real. I don’t care!
Our love may be forbidden, but nothing will stop me from feeling this way!
(Also if you aren’t a porn bot I am so sorry)
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Spoon jesus.
#chalk art#traditional art#drawing#jesus christ#christianity#religon#he is watching#he is listening#he is learning#he knows all#he knows#you can't hide#party#birthday party#man
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Don’t write really long rants if you aren’t prepared to delete it word by word when you decide that it’s not the kind of thing to rant about in a general chat.
#a warning#for idiots like me#rant#not really a rant#more of a thing to consider#be prepared#is this enough tags#I still don’t know how to use tags
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That moment when you start crying while singing super bass by Nikki Minaj
#emotional#super bass#nikki minaj#there were literal tears in my eyes#im cryin#what is wrong w me lol#emotions
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Does anyone else just go
“Head empty, no note! Car gone! You could have died! You could’ve been seen!”
Like my thoughts dissolve so quickly and seamlessly into molly weasleys rant that I don’t even notice until I fumble with the quote and then I just go “wow that’s pretty funny” and I do it all over again because my thoughts move in loops better than a mob tied to a fence post
#thoughts#molly weasley#head empty#does anyone else do this#am I accidentally quoting a vine#how dare you steal that car#I can’t think of tags#I feel like tags should have jokes in them#but I can’t think of anything funny
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Just realised that I didn’t actually upload the images of the shoes! I did just fine in those exams btw (I also got to wear these bad boys to school!)
Ever get that moment when you’ve just finished two tests and exams are next week but the only thing you can think of is how much you’re wanting to be drawing leaf snakes on your new shoes?
#traditional art#shoes#painting on shoes#painting#the heat#it ruined my life#and my shoes#I added birds#coz they be cute#and there are also mice because they both eat mice
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I love my porn bot
This might be an unwelcome post. It may be a hated comment.
I gotta say it anyway.
Thank you porn bot, I love you ever so much. You are my first and only follower and I will forever remember you as such. I know you only want to scam me, I know you aren’t real. I don’t care!
Our love may be forbidden, but nothing will stop me from feeling this way!
(Also if you aren’t a porn bot I am so sorry)
#porn bot#followers#love#I love her#is it gay to love a porn bot?#my dearest#I will be so sorry if you aren’t a porn bot#that is highly unlikely tho#so I’m gonna say this anyway#do people read these?#how many tags is too many tags
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*Aggressively leappads*
“THE VULTURE HAS A LONG NECK!”
“WHO’S BLACK AND WHITE???”
#leapfrog#leap pad#dank memes#very funny#stop me before I become too powerful#I know who has the long neck#please find a way to listen to the sound the leaptop makes when it asks about vultures#it’s so funny#and so unrelated to everything ever#I might record it so y’all can hear
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I know it’s not original but I just love the dynamic between the curious and determined person A and the mysterious and grumpy person B. A just being all demanding following B around whispering “what are your secrets???????” Into their ear and B just going “fuck off you slimy bastard”
And then revealing later that B is really emotionally clueless and easily flustered! I would die for the flustered grumpy baby
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Cowboy is a gender neutral term.
#i will not take criticism#cowboy#gender#stuff gendered terms#who needs gender when they can be cowboy#it’s only a gendered term if you make it one#don’t ruin cowboy for yourself#overcome the stereotype#let’s all be cowboys together
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Just saw OK boomer used as a verb and I’m pretty sure
Almost certain
That that is not a good thing
#ok boomer#why tho#sometimes you shouldn’t do things just because you can#this is the result#humanity is a mistake#I should stop reading fanfic
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Ever get that moment when you’ve just finished two tests and exams are next week but the only thing you can think of is how much you’re wanting to be drawing leaf snakes on your new shoes?
#i should be studying#stop thinking about leaf snakes#this is not quirky please help#I’m a fricking mess#if anyone sees this i can post the finished shoes#or talk about grades#whatever works#first post#school#exams 2021#shoes#movies#painting
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