It's been a minute since a mediocre white dude has shown up to tell on himself, but
In response to this.
We aren’t modeling behavior. We are doing what is best for us, period. This isn’t a statement, it’s just a personal health choice. If it helps normalize the entire thing, I’m happy for that passive bonus, but it’s not something I’m spending an action or even a bonus action on.
Barry was like, "BOOM! CHECKMATE!" And he is too stupid to understand why everyone is laughing at him.
Remember, folks: ALWAYS carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.
But, you know, don't be Barry. Barry's an idiot.
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my senile abusive mother just accused me of causing 9/11 because my generation didn’t build the towers structurally sound — and that we were too lazy and entilted to actually put effort into our work. I was born in 2002. I was a developing fetus during 9/11. I did not have any bones.
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Title/Name: Boomer pointing with Repent Zoomer shirt
Wojak Series: Boomer (Variant)
Image by: Unknown
Main Tag: Boomer Wojak
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This post is about men who refuse to date in their age range whatsoever and mainly go for the 20 something’s on a regular basis, even though they’re whole lot older
Literally when older guys come at me, especially when they’re my dad’s age 🤢sometimes me and my girls will even roast the old guy publicly 💀💀💀 like we will constantly share the old guy’s pic in group chats and crack up as well as call them boomer and grandpa
It’s like…..do they not have any shame ?
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You 👏 Don't 👏 Have 👏 to 👏 have 👏 gone 👏 to 👏 war 👏 to 👏 have 👏 PTSD 👏
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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