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dj got us lapping up blood again

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favorite thing about a cowboy is when that gay plant rolls past

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we need the 8 minute workday

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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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at a 4 year old's birthday party right now and he's wearing a shirt that says BRUH IM 4

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toxic boyfriend who says "manip-ya later!!!" as hes leaving the house to go cheat on you

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Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.

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i was soo happy when i found this thank you pinterest

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dont unfollow me im pregnant with your post

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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

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Ok so thanks for voting in my poll! I think what imma do is start out posting little details from my book here and then linking an additional acc dedicated just to the book?

There will be a tag for it too so follow that when it goes up to keep updated as well or block it if you have no interest! More info soon 💌

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Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

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And another thing!

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If I posted snippets from the book I'm writing would anyone care or???

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her: you must be smirking cookie dog if you think we're fucking me: