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guys please dont start seeing me as a kpop demon hunters fan just because of my post abt me pointing out a character quirk, i literally could NOT care less abt those mfing twinks and baddies in a legit fandom-like perspective 😭😭 i just like sony animation yall
pls check on my account if you like star wars though id love to meet mooties that i can bond with over that mfing tragedy of a franchise 🥺🥹
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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.
🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.
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I just remembered my second Pride, where I made different flag themed daisy chain bracelets/necklaces to hand out. I need folks to understand something:
They were free.
They were fucking free.
They were maybe ¢60 of acrylic yarn each at the most, and the whole ziploc bag of them took 2 hours max.
Three people gave me sad eyes until I took their money.
Someone who was clearly the mom friend of their group made me take a $5 and gave a 10 minute pep talk.
At least four more people insisted on getting change to pay for the, once again, free bracelets.
In spite of all these shenanigans, the absolute best was this one person who I can only describe as, “queer surfer dude who looks like a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.” I can remember nothing of the outfit, only the impeccable vibes. I did the same thing I did with everyone else, explaining the bracelets were free, and they nodded along as they took the last 6 strand rainbow bracelet. As soon as they had it on their wrist, they pointed at something over my shoulder and, like a fool, I looked.
Next thing I know, they’re running off cackling, yelling, “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!” and I’m holding a fucking $20. I had to stop at least two people from chasing them, cause they thought the person stole something, and then they tried to give me money cause they thought it was funny seeing me flail over people being Too Nice.
That was the year I got reverse-robbed at Pride. I hope everyone out there is having a good time and, in particular, that queer surfer dude is out there still causing benevolent chaos.
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"You know I'm the only one who'll love your sins." -- So... I watched the new KPop Demon Hunters movie on Netflix, and all I'm going to say is that film was a whole bi panic for me 😭. Go watch the movie if you haven't it's actually really good and it kept my crappy attention span :P Anyways, original image below mwehehehe
Idk why I picked Fives for this, but it's probably because Jinu reminded me of him personality-wise. Or maybe Fives had a little too much funny juice
#i dont really care much abt kpdh besides the animation and a few good moments but seeing it mixed with star wars is something#i have to appreciate because its peak + peak and i love that
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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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Fic idea: Ra’s al Ghul grows tired of waiting for Bruce Wayne to come back to his service in the League of Assassins after spurring his offer ten years ago at the end of his training. He can no longer function as the Demon’s Head due to repeated exposure to the Lazarus Pits, and Talia cannot take his place. Ra’s travels to Gotham with his closest shadows/guards, desperate to make a deal. He corners Bruce Wayne as his famed Bat on a rooftop and gives him an ultimatum: one year of service, one year as the Demon’s Head in his place, and Ra’s will spare his city and family.
Bruce, as Batman, prepares to fight the League shadows and Ra’s, defending his beloved Gotham, until Ra’s adds that amid the carnage and confusion of their resulting fight, he will take a son — any son — and force them to the Demon’s Head in Bruce’s stead. Even the Bat cannot run forever, not from the League. Their existence has always been in passive recognition of the other; fighting will draw heavy losses on both sides.
And so, recalling his own days of training under Ra’s and the horror that await, Bruce agrees. He swears to service for one year, and one year only; no more, no less. No killing. Ra’s tells him his moral code may outlast all of them.
Bruce returns with Ra’s and Talia, faking his death for his family to discover. He hides the traces of League activity and follows them back to Nanda Parbat, where he had trained ten years before. As he embraces his year as the Demon’s Head, certain strained seams begin to appear. Ra’s is dying, and will not return to service in a year. There is no clear successor after Bruce. Killing is “off the table” when he meets with his advisors, but everyone gives him an amused, indulgent look when he mentions it. Talia is not interested in him romantically or sexually, but he gets the impression the word soon is floating around somewhere in her mind.
Soon comes around quickly into his tenure and new life. Ra’s orders him bathed in the Lazarus Pits one night. It takes sixteen League shadows to wrestle him into the water. Once submerged, he sinks without knowing how, all the way down. In the waters, he realizes that the Pits remember everything. This cave system knew Ra’s, it held Jason, and it drowned and changed dozens of powerful men over the years. The waters know, and he knows. He sinks past the shallow cove of Jason’s trauma, so blotted out that he cannot remember the Pit at all; he sinks down into Ra’s life, at the very bottom, and it becomes him. He becomes it. There is no line between them down here, where knowledge simply is.
The man who emerges from the Pits is not Bruce Wayne, not entirely. But it is the man he would have been, had he agreed to LoA service all those years ago. He is sharp and uncompromising. He is the Bat without his code, without his guardrails or rules. He is everything the Demon Head had lost, in the last few centuries of existence. He glows with a dark fire so bright, it sucks away the light from every other source in the room. He is dressed in dark, simple armor and black robes that call back to his former life. His face is bare. His eyes are a bright, all-knowing green.
Our fic picks up after this Demon’s Head comes into his own destiny and power. Told from the perspective of the children Bruce Wayne left behind, who find themselves chasing a shadowy figure around the world with the help of the Justice League. The new Demon’s Head is causing problems for everyone, and things have changed at the global level under his mysterious hand — so why does it feel like the Batkids know him?
It all comes to a head (heh) when the Justice League arrest the Demon’s Head and bring him up to the Watchtower. Only for him to be unmasked as Bruce Wayne, a dead man walking, an unfulfilled legacy, the person who built the very satellite under their feet in another life. Batman himself, with glowing green eyes and a Father’s face. Gone, but remade again. All in service of something greater than one man.
#fic ideas#bruce wayne#dc#batfamily#batman#ra’s al ghul#guys i neeed this pls desperately#finndorvy likey
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whats my favorite horror movie? oh i dont know maybe THE ENTIRE FUCKING STAR WARS FRANCHISE😭😭😭😭😭😭
#star wars#star wars shitpost#star wars prequels#bad batch#star wars original trilogy#clone wars#star wars andor#shitpost#star wars rebels#literally every mfing character show movie event arc in star wars#finndorvypost
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I am honestly impressed with the Codywan shippers. Ya'll made this ship up out of nothing - the boys barely spoke to each other other than to discuss military stuff in the first few seasons of TCW- and managed to get the writers to put in a scene of Obi-Wan majestically stopping Cody from being shot with his lightsaber in the final season, got the original writer of the Kenobi show to make a subplot about them, AND now they're touching each other on the anniversary poster when Obi-Wan's canon love interest is standing all by herself on the other side. Somebody at Lucasfilm definitely likes ya.
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CloneTok
Clone 1: people be like, look at my terrifying scary Jedi, they just took down an entire platoon of separatists with nothing but a single blink, and then they drag their Jedi out and the Jedi be looking like-
Clone 2: *pulls a confused General Kenobi into the room who looks sleepy with big sad eyes and hugging a Commander Cody plushie*
Obi-Wan: hi?
Both clones: *losing their shit over how cute he is*
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have you guys noticed just how physical abby is?
physical as in touch, not in how bootylicious he is, even if thats one of the best parts of him, he has a lot of moments (a handful) where you can see him with an arm around or lingering a hand on someone, specifically jinu (actually, mostly just jinu), in the movie
the first three instances of this is in the soda pop segment


lingering touch below



theres one moment where he has an arm on romance

fifth instance of him being physical is in the bathhouse

and the last instance is in the "what it sounds like” segment
note, look at them baddies!! huntrix 4ever!
this last one is more of abby using jinu as leverage because abby knew he was gonna have to push past him to get to the girls,
note how his hand kind of slides down because he wasn’t pulling jinu back but instead pushing him back to get forward once he was kind of stepped forward enough to be in front of jinu, not for anything useful, just that movement in sony animation is very particular and precise and i wanted to acknowledge that because i appreciate it
this post doesn’t really have a point to prove, i just wanted to point out that out of all of the saja boys, abby is the most touchy considering he has more instances, and i wanted to appreciate the little moments in the animation of kpop demon hunters
#kpop demon hunters#saja boys#abby saja#jinu saja boys#abby saja boys#jinu kpdh#abby kpdh#huntrix#finndorvypost
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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
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