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LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS
SEE THIS WEBSITE?
ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN”
AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER
MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT
HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?
HOLY SHIT
OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
#wolfram alpha#this post is from 2013#we don't fucking need gen ai search was doing just fine without it!!!#helpful shit#reference#resources
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babe wake up, full canon accurate and up-to-date map of the star wars galaxy just dropped
#star wars#great resource for writing fic and seeing where planets are placed in the galaxy#star map
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The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:
Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016
Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.
You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.
Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.
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Clark Kent and Kara Zor El by David Talaski
#kara and her failcousin#<- love this tag op#kara > kal#superman#kal el#clark kent#supergirl#kara zor el#kara danvers
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Tumblr seems fond of the Ukrainian "living is hard, dying would be a pity", so here's another part of Ukrainian vernacular that you guys might also like. This one is new and developed in 2022.
I would like to introduce it to you in the following context: it was August 2022, I returned to Ukraine for the first time since evacuating in March and was going through baby's first in a while air raid (in Odesa). I texted my best friend, who never left Kyiv, saying that I'm scared to go to sleep in case I wake up having died of a missile or whatever. She put on her very best Yoda face and bestowed upon me the following:
"1. Їбане так їбане." (Yibane tak yibane).
Now, this is extremely hard to explain, but I will try, to the best of my ability.
So, the basic meaning of it is: "If it strikes, it strikes". However, the verb for "strike" here is derived from the profane root word which basically means "to fuck". So a closer stylistic choice would be, "If it fucks you up, it fucks you up", or "If your ass gets struck, your ass gets struck". This is usually spoken before the person decides to ignore the air raid, set aside the feeling of impending doom and go to sleep.
That wasn't the end:
"2. І взагалі навряд чи їбане. (But in general it probably won't.)
3. Але якщо їбане - так їбане. (But if it strikes, then it strikes)."
That night I slept like a baby and didn't, in fact, wake up dead.
So if you are currently dealing with the impending doom around horrors you have no control over, take the wisdom of Ukrainians who have been grappling with horrors beyond comprehension for over three years now (some longer):
Їбане так їбане.
І взагалі навряд чи їбане.
Go to sleep.
#promoting ukrainian culture through silly little sayings#we must stay silly against the horrors#dealing with the horrors#this is surprisingly good advice#ukranian wisdom
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Pride and Prejudice (2005) + facts | part 2
#pride & prejudice (2005)#film facts#keira knightley#matthew macfadyen#simon woods#judi dench#pride and prejudice#film
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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8
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Apple TV Murderbot + Text posts
#this shit is funny but also too relatable to be funny#i am murderbot#<- prev#i don't go here#but all of this is telling me i should#murderbot tv show#murderbot tv#murderbot#murderbot spoilers
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really good thing about eartha kitt I wanna be evil is how easy it is to invent new verses. I wanna be evil. I wanna throw cats. I wanna be evil. I wanna wear hats
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Ariduka55 - http://ariduka.deviantart.com - https://twitter.com/13033303 - http://ariduka55.tumblr.com
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i love the term gender envy. i wanna unlock the other seven deadly gender sins. show me gender greed. im like a gender dragon
#i am so guilty of gender sloth#the seven deadly gender sins#gender i hardly know her#gender#queer#trans
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i feel so seen!!
(twitter thread)
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It’s a lazy days
#two out of two fionn's agree that lazy days are best days#fionn the cat#(no relation)#cats of tumblr
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#yep#i grew up in the 70s and 80s and this is very accurate#i wandered all over the place by myself and with friends#we were free range children#gen x
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We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.
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