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The snek twins compilation so far. :)

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Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”

It was about blood types

As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of

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I just remembered he likes to cook lool

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I would like to point out, that Neil posted this behind the scenes picture of Crowley’s Mona Lisa sketch from Leonardo da Vinci (x):

Where the inscription is:

Al mio amico Antonio dal tuo amico Leo da V. meaning To my friend Anthony from your friend Leo da V.

Which means that around 1500 Crowley had already chosen ‘Anthony’ and then spent at least 440 years hiding it - perhaps for the reason that the angel would not like it - from Aziraphale until the Nazis outed it…

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a snek

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so uh a lot of you guys asked for cooking trope

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Shortly after the apocalypse Crowley decided he should grow his hair... for obvious reasons

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“I-it’s like- it’s like-” Crowley waved his hands around vaguely. “Ya know?”

Aziraphale, who did not know but, like Crowley, was far too drunk for a proper conversation, nodded sagely. “Of course.”

“And then you’re just like-” Crowley emphatically gestured at Aziraphale. “And I’m just like-” He waved a hand up and down his own body with much less enthusiasm and a disappointed sort of noise. “Ya know?”

“Yeee- no,” Aziraphale admitted. He had absolutely no idea what Crowley was talking about, but he could sense that Crowley was actually trying to say something important with those fluttering hands and wide eyes. “Maybe we should sober up?” he suggested.

“No, no, no,” Crowley insisted with a dismissive flap of his hand.  He stared off into the distance as if deep in contemplation, though it was more likely that he had simply lost his train of thought.

“I love you,” he suddenly said out of nowhere, startling Aziraphale into nearly dropping his wine. “You know that, right?”

He did. It took a few minutes of Crowley staring at him expectantly for him to realize that he hadn’t actually said so out loud. “I do.” And then, just because he wanted to say it, he added, “I love you, too.”

Crowley blushed. “Yes, Angel, I know!”

“You’re shy,” Aziraphale giggled.

“Aziraphale,” Crowley whined. “I’m trying to make a point here!”

“Right, right,” Aziraphale said with forced seriousness. “I’m sorry.” He wasn’t. Not even a little bit.

“Anyway,” Crowley continued. “I know you love me, but I’m not really your type, am I?”

Of all the things Crowley had said that evening, this one made the least amount of sense. “What?”

“Ya know,” Crowley said waving his hands at the many bookshelves surrounding them. “It’s like- I hate reading!”

Aziraphale let out a loud hoot of laughter. 

“I’m serious, Angel,” Crowley cried in dismay. “When I realized you loved me back I tried to like it, I really, really did! But it’s just the silence, and the words, and I was reading the same sentence over and over and over again- Aziraphale, stop laughing!”

“Crowley,” Aziraphale choked out between snorts of laughter.��“I don’t particularly care for your car.”

“What?” Crowley blinked. “What does that have to do with anythi-”

“The way you drive. It’s soooo…” Aziraphale motioned with his hands to mimic a car swerving back and forth on the road. “But I enjoy riding along with you, even if you do try to discorporate us.”

“I know that,” Crowley said. “So what?”

“Sooooo…” Aziraphale dragged out the word pointedly. “You don’t enjoy reading. But you sit with me all the time while I’m reading, and you seem to like it well enough.”

“I just like being with you,” Crowley mumbled as he refilled his wine glass.

“Exactly!” Aziraphale stuck his finger in the air triumphantly.

“…Oh.”

“And as for my type,” Aziraphale began, popping the p.

“Writers? Poets? Really hot librarians?” Crowley suggested.

“No, you daft demon.” Aziraphale placed a slightly sloppy kiss on Crowley’s cheek. “My type is you.”

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The Food network recently held a pokemon cake contest and it is a glorious mess. 😂 😂 😂

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“Shut up and dance with me!”

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aziraphale’s bookshop is really old right? what if it’s haunted but he never noticed

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What is The Quite Nice and Fairly Accurate Good Omens Script Book?

It’s the a book containing the scripts for the Good Omens TV show. Furthermore there are bits that didn’t make it to the screen (some small ones, some large deleted scenes) and also some funny remarks by Neil (such as ‘No, I don’t know how we show this on television either.’)

Are there various editions?

Yes. There are four editions. 

These differ in cover and in content. All the editions have all the bits that have been filmed (though some scenes or lines that have been filmed didn’t make it to the finished episodes, such as Crowley messing with the phones in the BT Tower that is on the DVD).

Then they are seven deleted scenes that have not been filmed. No two of the four existing editions are the same (even if they have similar cover) and only the fourth edition - the small gold-white one - contains all of the seven deleted scenes.

List of the deleted scenes:

The-regrettably-deleted-Other-Four-Horsemen-of-the-Apocalypse sequence - the part of the book with the other four that had unfortunately been cut.

In which Aziraphale meets the neighbours - where thugs want Aziraphale to sell the bookshop

In which Crowley gets drunk with Leonardo da Vinci - where Crowley does that and buys his Mona Lisa sketch.

In which Aziraphale searches for a body - where Aziraphale is hopping all over Earth possessing people and getting on TV.

In which Crowley goes clothes shopping - scene preceding the 60s one where Crowley shops for ’psychedelic black’ paisley jacket.

The bookshop opening scene - with Gabriel and Sandalphon as Regency dandies, and Crowley bringing Aziraphale chocolates and saving him from having to leave the bookshop by ‘being promoted’ to Heaven.

In which Aziraphale almost sells a book - the scene that has not been published before (though shared by Neil on his twitter) with Aziraphale as Victorian Bookseller.

1. Standard edition (1/7 deleted scenes)

Has the green cover, contains deleted scene 1.

ISBN 9781472261250 hardback, 9781472261267 paperback,  9780062896902 american paperback

2. First special edition (2/7 deleted scenes)

Has the green cover, contains deleted scenes 1. and 6.

ISBN with this edition is kind of suspicious. In the book there’s printed 9781472265234, but on the back of the book there’s a sticker covering this and saying  9781472261250 - the same as the normal edition. Which has not the same content. It’s weird.

3. Second special edition (5/7 deleted scenes)

Has the gold-white cover and is signed by Neil, contains deleted scenes 1., 2., 3., 4. and 5. a drawings from the set by Lorna May Wadsworth.

ISBN 978142265227

Only 1000 copies unfortunately sold out now. 

4. The Ultimate Edition (all 7/7 deleted scenes!)

Has the gold-white cover, contains all seven deleted scenes! 

ISBN 9781472261281

When does it come out?

All four editions have been published.

Where can I buy it?

1. Standard edition 

Hardback

Amazon.co.uk -  £13.46 

Bookdepository.com - £15.49 

Amazon.com - $20.92

Discworld.com -  £20.00

DiscworldEmporium -  £20.00

Paperback

Amazon.co.uk - £11.69

Amazon.com - $14.57  

Bookdepository.com - £16.20

2. First special edition

Waterstones - September 2019, while it should still be available, this month, while two persons got the special edition, one person got the standard edition from this same link.  

3. Second special edition 

Sold out. :((

4. The Ultimate edition ❤ 🐍

(caution, this version is only in paperback, if you click on hardback in the links you’ll get to the standard edition)

amazon.com does not offer it, but bookdepository has free shipping worldwide

Amazon.co.uk - £7.19

Bookdepository.com -  £8.94

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good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

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The twist is they are all dragons