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[foolsunhyuck]

Jeno: Sometimes, I think about dying

Jaemin: What? Why??

Jeno: But then I remember I won’t be able to see you again <3

Jaemin: Oh.. *blushes*

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Haechan: Sometimes, I think about dying

Renjun: Good for you

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Jisung: Sometimes, I think about dying

Chenle: Yeah, same

[foolsunhyuck]

YangYang: Ten is the devil

Kun: YangYang what did I tell you about calling Ten the devil?

YangYang: It’s offensive towards the devil.

Kun: What, no- nvm.

[foolsunhyuck]

Renjun: Did you guys buy the eggs like I asked?

Haechan: Even better

Chenle: We bought a chicken

Renjun: What-

Jisung: Her name I Stephanie :D

[foolsunhyuck]

Mark: What’s the cruelest thing that’s ever been said to you?

Chenle: Renjun once told me I should carry a plant around to replace the oxygen I waste

[foolsunhyuck]

Jeno: I’m willing to do a lot of things,

Jeno: But admitting to Doyoung hyung that I’m cold after he told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them.

[foolsunhyuck]

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Johnny: I surround myself with people who are intellectually simulating.

Doyoung: *Hitting Taeyong with an oven mitt*

Lucas: *Flirting with the wall*

Chenle: *Dolphin screeches*

Jungwoo: *Has been smiling at a plant for 3 hours*

Johnny: I never said simulating in a good way.

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Officer: What are your names?

Jisung: Don’t tell him Chenle

Officer: So you’re Chenle

Chenle: Good job Jisung

Officer: And this is Jisung. Great.

[foolsunhyuck]

Jaehyun, trying to do a magic trick: Take any card

Doyoung: *Takes his credit card*

Jaehyun: Wait-

[foolsunhyuck]

𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟮𝟮𝟰; 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 ❤️🎄

[foolsunhyuck]

[At the Dream’s dorm]

Chenle: Hey hyung, wake up. I have a question

Mark: It’s 2am wtf do you want-

chenle: Why do we have grapefruits when we already have fruits called grapes?

Mark:

[foolsunhyuck]

Lucas, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?

Officer: Get the fUck out of my car-

[foolsunhyuck]

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WinWin: *Wakes up in a hospital bed*

WinWin: What happened?

Kun: You got stabbed. Do you remember anything?

WinWin: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Kun: That wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you here

WinWin: But I heard a siren

Kun: That was Lucas

Lucas: I’m sOrry, I got nervous

[foolsunhyuck]

He- wOaH ✨

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Chenle: Would you rather stab Haechan or-

Renjun: Stab Haechan.

Chenle: But I didn't even say the other option

Renjun: I know, but I would still stab Haechan

Chenle:

Haechan: Not gonna lie I’m feeling a bit unsafe in this house. Does anyone feel the same way?

[foolsunhyuck]

Taeyong: Any cute things to call your partner?

Johnny: Sugar

Jaehyun: Honey

Lucas: Flour

Haechan: Egg

Lucas: 1/2lb butter

Haechan: Stir

Lucas: Pour into a cake tin

Haechan: Preheat to 350 degrees