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hey hey hey can we talk about how in the finale of C2 Liam was like "yeah so if he's into it Caleb would want to be in a relationship with Essek but eventually they'd split because Caleb will get old and die and Essek will be Essek"
CUT TO SIX YEARS LATER
they have a house in Rexxentrum and Essek wears Caleb's scarf and they love each other so deeply and they study dunamus together and the MOMENT that Essek is found out by the Bright Queen Caleb is ready to drop everything and run with him if they have to even though he's spent so long building a life he can be happy with and and and
all this to say that, uh, Mr. Liam O'Brien, sorry to break it to you, but that finale moment was a lie. You didn't know it at the time but that was a bold faced lie. Caleb and Essek are with each other to the ends of the earth
#yes i know logically that six years is not a super long time and they might break up later#but i choose to live in denial ok#theyre otp and they're gonna be together forever#critical role#cr spoilers#cr3#critical role spoilers#shadowgast#caleb widogast#essek thelyss
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One-shot where the Council of Liams (Vax, Caleb, Orym) hunt down Ludinus for crimes against Liamkind when?
#gimme gimme gimme#critical role#cr spoilers#ludinus da'leth#vax'ildan#caleb widogast#orym#another day another hating Ludinus train
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Beau bugging Caleb to take the job at the Soltryce Academy 🤝 Caleb telling Beau for years to start looking into adopting
#EMPIRE TWINS#I LOVE YOU WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE#cr spoilers#beau#caleb#C3#C3e121#critical role spoilers
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"I've walked under the light of the moons, but I think it's time I spent some time with the sun in the clear blue sky." WHAT THE FUCK LIAM
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i love that this is not just an epilogue for C3 but an epilogue for the last 10 years of stories
every character gets an ending, every character gets to rest
that just makes me so happy
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Grog getting to go to Ruidus and meet the OTHER Testosterone Giant is so fitting and I can't believe I never realized it before
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cannot believe that FUCKING LUDINUS survived
please tell me someone goes an assassinates that bitch
#critical role#cr spoilers#cr3#critical role spoilers#bells hells#another day another hating Ludinus train
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Matt being such a Dorym shipper that he won't even let Nanna Morri stand in the way of their happy ending
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Orym: so about my deal...
Nanna Morri: *becomes a New Yorker* what you think i can fucking keep you safe on the fucking moon are you crazy
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choosing whose fate to fuck with by playing eenie-meenie-miney-mo is maybe the most fae thing Fearne has ever done
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oh man i didn't realize how much i missed Drunk Keyleth
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that heartwrenching Dorym scene followed immediately by Laudna performing Furniture Interpretive Dance
the essence of CR
#the shakespeare boys :(((#and Laudna being her fun-scary self#critical role#cr spoilers#cr3#critical role spoilers#bells hells
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IMODNA MARRIED WITH A COTTAGE
CAN THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER
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Bratsmodeus back at it again throwing a tantrum because Braius doesn't want to hang out anymore
#“I am always here and I will FIND YOU”#ok asmo do you want your appy slices and gwape juice now#critical role#cr spoilers#cr3#critical role spoilers#bells hells
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Reason #579 why we should keep Robbie: he has this great dichotomy where he says these beautiful poetic things that sound like shakespeare, and then immediately he has moments where it's like he walked out of a sitcom
#literally any dorian/braius interaction#funniest shit i've ever heard#critical role#cr spoilers#cr3#critical role spoilers#bells hells
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did Chetney actually make FRIDA a robo-dog????
#what is happening#i'm here for it but what is happening#critical role#cr spoilers#cr3#critical role spoilers#bells hells
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poor Matt, even after all these years he still didn't expect the cast to make plans to fuck every god
which is probably the first thing he should have expected but you know
#still getting blindsided even after 10 years of shenanigans#critical role#cr spoilers#cr3#critical role spoilers#bells hells
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