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Ai art is to art as Frankenstein is to necromancy.

Instead of learning the skill properly and getting something that takes longer but looks better. In this case getting a zombie that will listen to your commands. If you try to use technology to fast track your result you get something fast that looks bad. In this case a completely independent creature. Not only that but to get the ai result you have to feed it art, same with how Frankenstein uses hacked up bits of dead people. Therefore; stealing from the necromancers.

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Here y’are, dog with ball

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Here’s a ball

Will draw whatever wins! (Please reblog!)

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Here’s a ball

Will draw whatever wins! (Please reblog!)

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Not againnnnnn! :(

No hyper-fixation rn.

Help me

Please

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Writing a campaign rn

It takes place in

The internet

Cool right!!

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Hey guys, me and 50 or so pals stabbed a man to death. So do I name the salad after him now or later?

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Bouta bring Sisyphus a construction crane

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As a person who grew up in Kentucky I have met girls who work with horses but are not like a “Horse Girl”

It’s just their job

I personally believe it’s due to the exposure to horses from a young age

But what would I know, right?

The weird thing about Kentucky is the utter lack of horse girls, like girl you could walk in any direction for about a mile and you would see a horse and yet? Not a horse girl, it's fuckin weird

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I just dm it to like a reaction roles bot and that works

does anybody else have a discord server thats only yourself and nobody else exclusively used to send images from your mobile phone to your tablet or computer

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God this site is held together with string and a glue stick. I wouldn’t want it any other way.

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Oh, oh my

This

Is painfully relatable.

This isn’t really meant to be a comic trashing my dad.

I do truly appreciate his commitment to education.  I do truly have a soft spot for his style of humor, which certainly influenced the development of my own.  I appreciate how he had this VHS-C camera that he was always bringing out and would let me use, sparking my love for movies and starting me on a path that led to me going to film school.

All those good things about him were real.

But so was the colossal amount of damage he caused.

If you happen to be a parent and are reading this right now, I’m going to ask that you consider this suggestion from a childless thirty-six year old:

You need to consider how you communicate with your child, and how communication doesn’t just mean the words that you use.

You’re telling your kids something with the foods you eat, the activities you engage in, etc…

…you communicate to your children with the media you consume.

The rhetoric against the trans community wasn’t as much in the spotlight when I was growing up, but every time my dad turned on the radio, he’d have my sister and I listen to the likes of Rush Limbaugh, or Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, etc…  One of the topics that’d come up frequently was queer people. 

Issues about Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, gay marriage, gay boy scouts…

The “gays” were an issue.  More than an issue really, they were a problem.  If someone was queer, these radio hosts were quick to villainize; “this teacher is going to turn their students gay,” “this troop leader is going to abuse his scouts,” you don’t want your kid to end up like that, do you?”

My dad would listen to these folks non-stop and nod along in agreement, all the while his extremely queer and aware of it child was sitting right behind him, listening to how she was some kind of monster.

So I hid. 

There could be no sharing about aspects of myself.  My parents would be listening to 770am or Fox News all the time.  If I share that I was queer, I’d be finished.  How couldn’t that be the case?  Every day they chose to listen to people that hate me, so they hate people like me. 

So I can’t let them know me.  I won’t let them know me.

Even though they never said that they hated queer people with their own words, they told me that they hated queer people every day with the media they chose, and in turn forced me to consume.

So again, if there are any parents reading this right now, consider my words.  Hate is a choice you make, and hate can be communicated with more than just words.

If for no other reason, you never know if that kid in the back seat is listening, listening to how you hate them.

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a friend on discord had a dream i thought would y’all would find funny so here ya go

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Thursday the 20th!!!!

happy Thursday the 20th

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I love the fact that : “show so good that you can still enjoy and appreciate it even though you are being a complete dumbass” is something that is so common

With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies

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Poison dark ferret

Well that could work I spose

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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BALATRO BABYYYYY

I bought it played it loved it WOOOOOOOO

Currently I’ve been doing flush decks where I just make the whole deck one suit

It risky but it works well