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About to start Sunrise on the Reaping. I am ready to get hurt again!
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in the grocery store acting like i have money
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sirius is definitely putting werewolf remus on the hear me out cake
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It’s 2025 and I’m still reblogging marauder’s content on tumblr. God I love being cringe
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i feel like peter would be that friend who is always on the most random side quests 😭 like they’re all blowing up the gc wondering where he is and bro’s judging a dog show 3 towns over 😭😭😭
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I’m on chapter 5 of A Court of Wings and Ruin and I’m learning that y’all REALLYYY like Azriel. Why are there so many Azriel x reader fics on here? What does this man do? Where is my Tarquin appreciation?
#ACOTAR#acomaf#acowar#acofas#acosf#a court of thorns and roses#a court of mist and fury#a court of wings and ruin#a court of frost and starlight#a court of silver flames
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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀
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(at a halloween party)
dude: hey so what are you supposed to be dressed as?
me, in a floral cardigan: oh- uh, nothing. I didn't dress up
me, internally: he wouldn't understand if you explained you were the embodiment of The Meadow from twilight
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Edward’s inner monologue in Midnight Sun: Another day of my endless mental torment. Today I will wallow in my lament of my soulless body and its carnal desire.
Bella’s inner monologue in Twilight: I wonder what Jacob’s up to
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i'm really out here saying i could fix the twilight saga like it's an emotionally unavailable boyfriend
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New Moon au where instead of jumping of a cliff Bella dyed her hair some terrible color with shitty dye like a normal person after a bad breakup. Obviously, Alice still showed up.
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if i was bella and edward was pissing me off i'd simply create a close friends list on instagram that consisted solely of him, google image search "palace interior, volterra" save whichever's the fanciest, edit the text "dinner with the volturi. thank you for the invitation" over the top, click post and then turn off my phone
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