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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

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Ghost, angrily presses Soap against a wall: WHERE’S THE MONEY?!

Soap: …

Soap: Are we about to kiss-

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Price: Mactavish, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?

Soap: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

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Gaz: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Soap: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

[Ghost walks in]

Soap: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Gaz: If I fall down these stairs, I’m just going to lay down and accept my fate.

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Soap: Roach, can I ask you a question?

Roach: Sure, anything.

Soap: Why don’t you go back to your own house and leave us alone?

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Graves, texting Soap: Hey do you like anyone?

Soap: Yeah you.

Graves: Oh, I’m sorry we’re just friends.

Soap: *Yeah, you?

Soap: Oh haha sorry lol.

Graves *Dies inside*

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Gaz: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Ghost: *Sighs*

Ghost: I killed a man.

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Ghost: You’re drunk.

Soap: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Riley.

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Rudy: How petty can you get?

Ghost: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Gaz: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Soap: It’s actually just a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

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Ghost: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Soap: Pffft, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Ghost: THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Gaz: Hmm…I’ve been drinking soda and my body’s rust free…not sure where you’re getting your facts from….

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Price: Ghost, what are you doing?

Ghost: Making chocolate pudding.

Price: It’s four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Ghost: Because I’ve lost control of my life.

Ghost: Here’s your pudding, Johnny.

Soap: Oh that’s okay, I’m not hungry anymore.