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I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.

I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -

For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.

Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this

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NO they're not 'having fun' UGH you just dont get it!!!

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you should draw inosuke smacking Douma with a frying pan ✨

Absolutely XD

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TANJIRO WHATS THIS BEHAVIOR?! IS THIS THE BITE OF 87?!

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Demon Slayer Incorrect Quotes

I love doing these and I want to know what you guys think. I'm more then willing to take suggestions on the next fandom I write these for!

The Squad is playing Minecraft together Tanjiro: Ooh, a village! You know what that means! Nezuko: Hostile takeover? Inosuke: Genocide? Muichrio: Steal everything! Tanjiro: No, I meant- Genya: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough! Aoi: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?! Tanjiro: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors… Genya: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea. Aoi: Agreed.

Genya: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Tanjiro: What if it bites me and it dies?! Genya: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Tanjiro, learn to listen. Muichrio: What if it bites itself and I die? Genya: That's voodoo. Nezuko: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Genya: That's correlation, not causation. Aoi: What if we bite each other and neither of us die? Genya: That's kinky. Kanao: Oh my god.

Aoi: How much you wanna bet Tanjiro got a Lap dance from Kanao? Zenitsu: If that happened, Muichrio can drink free tonight. Muichrio: As much as I love the thought of having free drinks I don't like the idea of Tanjiro receiving a Lap dance from someone other than me. Aoi: Hey Kanao, did you give Tanjiro a lap dance? Kanao: So what if I did? Aoi, to Zenitsu: I guess Muichrio is drinking free tonight. Kanao: Be right back, I'm gonna go cry- Tanjiro, entering the room: What the f-

Inosuke: What did you get Tanjiro for his birthday? Muichrio: I got him a kitten. Inosuke: Really? Me too! Genya: I also got him a cat. Zenitsu: Looks like we had the same idea. Muichrio: Nezuko, please tell me you didn't get Tanjiro a cat as well! Nezuko: …I got him a kitty. later Tanjiro, in his apartment surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!

Genya: Bye Muichrio! Bye Zenitsu! Bye Tanjiro! Bye Nezuko! Bye Muichrio! Kanao: You said ‘bye Muichrio’ twice. Genya: I like Muichrio.

Genya: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Inosuke: What hints have you given them? Genya: Well, I think about them a lot. Genya: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

Muichrio: That's ridiculous, Genya doesn't have a crush on me. Aoi: Yes he does. Zenitsu: Yes he does. Genya: Yes I do.

Inosuke: Fight me! Aoi: gets on one knee and pulls out a ring Aoi: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

Zenitsu: Okay, two person huddle. Nezuko: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

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One Piece incorrect Quotes

part 2 because they are funny

Sanji: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that? Usopp: Uh, like what? Sanji: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs. Usopp: Uh, this is what I look like. Sanji:

Usopp: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE! Sanji: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones. Zoro: I wanna have a cowboy hat! Usopp: Okay, arms and hat. draws them Luffy: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too! Usopp: You can't just take Zoro's hat idea, Luffy! He thought it up all by himself like a good person! Come up with your own thing! Luffy: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL! Nami: Put Luffy on one of those stupid baby tricycles. Luffy: NO!! Usopp: Tricycle, done. draws it Brook, want anything? Nami, making finger guns: Pew pew. Usopp: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, Brook. Brook, making finger guns: Pew pew. Usopp: You know what, okay. draws it But it's just for holding, not for shooting.

Brook: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. Franky: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back… Robin: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Zoro: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. Nami: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Sanji: Mental stability, my old friend! Brook: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

Franky: From now on we will be using code names. Franky: You can address me as Eagle One. Franky: Chopper is “been there done that”. Franky: Robin is “currently doing that”. Franky: Brook is “it happened once in a dream”. Franky: Nami is “if I had to pick a gal”. Franky: And Usopp is.. Franky: Eagle Two Usopp: Oh thank god.

Luffy, watching Zoro and Sanji from afar: Two Bros, Chillin in a hot tub. Five feet apart because they think they’re not gay, BUT THEY REALLY ARE-

Usopp, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Nami: Yeah, sure. A few minutes later Nami: Here you go. Usopp: Nami: Sanji: Why am I here?

Chopper: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed. Usopp: Usopp: I'm gonna tell them. Nami: Don't you dare.

Nami: We’re going to a candy store?! Usopp: No! It’s nighttime, candy stores are closed. Chopper: We’re gonna ROB a candy store?!?! Usopp, sighing: No-

Chopper: How do I ask someone out? Nami: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two. Chopper: No! Usopp: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car. Chopper: Stop! Robin: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream. Chopper: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

Chopper: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Nami? Nami: Usopp, easily. Usopp, laughing: What the fuck, man. Nami: Well, Sanji would be too easy. They’d probably be into it. Sanji, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

Chopper: Today at 7 am, Robin poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. Nami: I watched Robin brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm. Usopp: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

Franky: Know why I called you in here? Robin: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. Franky: Stops pouring two glasses of wine. Accidentally?

Sanji: Stops making lunch an stand there confused

Franky: What are you in the mood for? Robin: World domination. Franky: That's a bit ambitious. Robin: You are my world. Franky: Aww… Robin: Franky: Robin: Franky: OH.

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One Piece incorrect quotes

Robin: So, Nami is late today. Anyone wanna bet why? Robin: I say they slipped through the subway grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man. Luffy: I don't know about that…I think either their alarm clock didn't go off, or they're in line at the bank. Sanji: Take this more seriously! Nami was clearly taken in their sleep! Zoro: I bet they tucked themselves into the bed too tightly and got stuck. Usopp: Maybe they fell into another dimension where they're more interesting…? Nami arrives Nami: Sorry I'm late - there was a problem at the bank. Luffy, clapping their hands in excitement: HOT DAMN!