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CEILE QUOTES PART 2 WOOOOO

Ceile: a mask changes everything, you can have the most cringefail guy ever and people will listen to them when their face is covered by a cool enough mask

Ceile: everybody say i got "daddy issues," like, how dare they assume I have a father

Ceile: yeah im smart, yeah im stupid. its called being ~𝓯𝓵𝓮𝔁𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮~

Ceile: all i ask is for you to get to know me while i resist and obstruct your every attempt to do so

Ceile: due to personal reasons, i will be named an enemy of the state

Ceile, to the Silver-Bloods: Injured? Good. Got pain? You deserve it.

Ceile: anyway, that’s how i lost my medical license

Ceile: walking around without a backpack freaks me out, like imagine having no inventory slots. couldn’t be me.

Ceile: someone’s gotta save this country from doom, and, let’s face it, that person is me

Ceile: sainthood.com/have_i_suffered_enough_yet

Ceile: they don’t call me fuckin dumbass shithead idiot for nothing!

Ceile, cradling Volendrung like a baby: i have yet to meet a problem a big fuckin hammer can't fix

Ceile: sometimes i get so caught up with being gay that i forget i’m actually bi

Ceile: they're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! well, joke’s on them! i've never been secure in my life! and i'm not about to start now!

Ceile: they dont make them like me no more. im the last of my kind. Ceile: thank Akatosh

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Shitty HC time

Dunmeris "N'wah" and Altmeris "Nebarra," are cognates descended from a lost Aldmeris word meaning "foreign," with connotations of "unwelcome," "criminal," and, especially (but not exclusively) in the former's case, "barbarian" or "slave"

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Ebony and Malachite armor doesn’t bend or dent, it cracks, chips, and shatters, kinda like glass. It just so happens that these two materials are supernaturally tough, making it really, really, really hard to do that compared to other crystals. That’s also part of why they can be made into full length swords without snapping under their own weight, unlike Obsidian.

However, this lack of flexibility makes the wearers of ebony armor even more susceptible to blunt force trauma than other armors. This happens for kinda the same reason a car is designed with built-in crumple zones. All that force gets transferred directly into the user instead of being absorbed and dissipated through the metal.

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Who or What is Xrib?

Source: Altar of Xrib, UESP, Skyrim

Xrib was an obscure Aldmeri patron of Insects in the days before recorded history. They would enjoy a brief period of reverence by the Ayleids under the Flower King Nilichi before their extermination by the Alessians.

Xrib’s influence would later reach an all-time high after the disappearance of the Dwemer, when they taught their former Falmeri slaves how to herd and cultivate the giant chaurus native to Blackreach, saving them from starvation after the disappearance of the Dwemer, who they were dependent on for food.

A mythoreductionist would likely conflate the god with the Daedra Princes Mephala or Namira, or else the elven death-god Xarxes, given their role in contemporary Falmeri burial practice.

To the other Elven races, Xrib holds little influence or legacy, save for the derived term "scrib" referring to the ubiquitous giant insects of Morrowind

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poll time again bitches

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In ancient times, interbreeding with the Dunmer was once thought to be the origin of Albinism in humans, and mothers, especially Nordic ones, who gave birth to such children would often be scorned or driven out of their communities for allegedly laying with ‘evil’ elves.

There is a common misconception that mixed-race children bear almost exclusively the racial traits of the mother (a child with an Altmer mother and a Redguard father, for example, would appear mostly if not entirely Altmeri). This is completely false; in actuality, children with parents of two different races may vary greatly as to which parent they emulate more and in what way, or if there is a significantly larger resemblance to either parent at all.

The sole exception to this massive variation in the inherited traits of biracial offspring is those with partial Dunmer blood. Because Dunmer racial traits are only partially genetic and are reinforced by an age-old curse, anyone with any amount of Dunmer genes looks almost entirely Dunmeri. They may have white sclera (or brown, black or green if their other parent is Mer) and their skin tone may appear a significantly desaturated tint of the skin tone of their non-Dunmer parent / ancestor. Whether the person in question is half-Dunmer with a Dunmer parent, or whether there is one singular Dunmer in their family line several generations back, the amount of Dunmeri-looking traits will not change.

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CoW!Dragonborn, absolutely not going insane: “i absorbed my twin in utero” don’t care. not even impressive. I absorbed a guy just last week. fully grown man. had a family. might absorb them too

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Somebody get Garrus a fish gun, stat.

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13 tickets for Barbie pls

Late for pride month but have my gay war criminals

The lighting is based on pride flags for each chara!

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What if they had to do paperwork?

(Unlike the other comics this doesn't actually happen in any of the games I'm just a fan of how dumb they all are)

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I've learnt how to edit the game's textures and now I'm using my power purely for memes

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Had to be me. Someone else might've gotten it wrong.

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This isn’t really a question but I can’t find the right button, I just really wanted to tell you that I’m going NUTS over your Tali redesign!!! She’s so!! Squishy!!!!! Your artstyle is supremely soft and I am in love with it!!!

aw thank you so much!! I'm so glad you like my interpretation of her. We stan an alien babe with no immune system and no eyebrows.

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Continuing in my quest to raise awareness for the potential of Daggerfall!Sheogorath and my headcanon that red is his natural color. Feat. a Jyggalag concept.

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do u think when martin did the whole avatar of akatosh thing at the end of oblivion the whole amulet was, like, vaporized or smth?

cuz, like, i'm tryna think about what the actual symbol of office for the mede dynasty would be, and whether it'd have something to with the remnants / broken pieces of the original amulet, symbolizing their status as remnants / broken pieces of the original empire or smth.

like, i know the red dragon crown exists and realistically they'd probably use that, maybe symbolizing like the empire's shift in purpose from (ostensibly) protecting tamriel from the horrors of oblivion / evil elves / barbarism & lawlessness / etc to power with no further meaning behind it or smth like that (tho i'd personally argue having an 'empire' at all is a perversion of the will-to-freedom / actual protection from evil the amulet originally symbolized under Alessia)

idfk, here's a poll