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archdukes fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

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This made my brain go brr, therefore it’ll make your brain go brr too if you’re following me <3

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me if you even care

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no im saying i already cast it

cast a spell on my new familiar so it can wizardpost w me 🙏🙏

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cast a spell on my new familiar so it can wizardpost w me 🙏🙏

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you'll never guess who i found in nyc :]]]

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you'll never guess who i found in nyc :]]]

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me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

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Pro tip: Tumblr has removed the menu option for the color yellow but not the color itself. You can go back to a previous yellow post, edit it and copy a yellow letter to use yellow again in a new post, just be sure to hit your left arrow key to go back into the yellow section of the text after pasting. Good luck.

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real talk i have no idea who i actually am but there is much magical mischief to do so idrc abt that rn

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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

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I HAVE SO MANY i hav eso many there's big things happening in manhattan

i now have access to the nyc rat population you're all cooked

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lol! so true bestie *leans over to my body guard* you have to kill this clown right fucking now

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nuh uh 😒

People on the magiweb always complain that “oooo sorcerers are soooo inferior to us wizards” then have “Naturally talented at magic, i could cast complex spells by 5” in their bio

My kin in mystica YOU ARE a sorcerer.

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im aro

"i cast butt crack mend" "i cast testicular torsion" "i cast kidney stone" this and that

How about you cast yourself a man