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every day i wake up and hope kyle maclachlan is having a good day

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tiktok’s junk journal girlies are just zine girlies who haven’t discovered zines yet.

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reading so many bucky x reader fics made my virginity grow back

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people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

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i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

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close enough, welcome back 2012 avengers tower fanfics

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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

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i can remember vividly the first time 11 year old me saw sebastian stan as the winter soldier and went “That’s it. That’s the only man for me”

i’m 22 now and it’s still like that

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17 year old coworker just started referencing My Chemical Romance fanfics by name like they’re Shakespeare’s plays

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we literally need him to come back right now.

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honestly, dean saying cas is “like a brother” to him is the most evidence wincest shippers ever got

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I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those