garbagebastard

[garbagebastard]

istf i'm hopelessly Hyperfixation-hopping from one set of homos to another and It might conclude my grave someday.

it's not even like the one Hyperfixations ends and the next starts. they are STACKING. INTERTWINING. MINGLING IN MY BLOOD STREAM.

i am a cluster fuck of hopeless homos with tragic upbringings and even more tragic endings.

[garbagebastard]

new obsession: these hopeless homos.

[garbagebastard]

[garbagebastard]

Hey hey!

In the midst of my Hyperfixation on Gravity Falls i made a playlist because i couldn't fit one I liked. Maybe someone has the same issue and this helps. I also have some on Ford, Stan, Dipper and Mable

[garbagebastard]

I made a playlist about Destiel some time ago. Maybe someone would be interested. here you go :)

[garbagebastard]

[garbagebastard]

Incorrect Steddie that’s actually correct

Insp

[garbagebastard]

Steve would follow a bunch of Corroded Coffin fan accounts just so he can comment on edits of Eddie, his husband, things like, 'omg who is that handsome man?!' 'Is he single?' 'do you think he'd like me?' 'I'm his number 1 fan.'

[garbagebastard]

Still thinking about the fact Eddie threw his vest at Steve so hard, Steve had to take a step back. Man put his entire pussy into that throw. He was mad as hell.

[garbagebastard]

Even at his douchebro worst Steve never pulled the “Do you know who my father is?” card. He took a secret pride that while the Harrington name might have smoothed his path, he’d never been the one to throw it in anyone’s face when he had a problem (unlike Tommy H. who brought up his cousin who worked in the governor’s office about once a day).

In fact Steve only ever resorted to such things once. The day they all came limping in to the hospital for medical treatment post- Vecna; Dustin with his sprained knee and ankle, Robin with the deep bruises where the vines had wound like ligatures, his day old bat bites starting to reopen, and Eddie with his fresh bites where Steve and Nancy had only just been in time to keep the creatures from biting deeper. Eddie, who the nurse on duty took one look at and told flatly that this was a Christian hospital and they wouldn’t help any devil worshiping psycho killers.

In the eruption that followed of Nancy shouting about due process, Dustin loudly proclaiming Eddie a hero, and Robin angrily reciting the Hippocratic oath, it was ultimately Steve who had the trump card. Because his father had served on the Board of Directors and his mother was a wiz at getting other rich people to cough up stupid amounts of money for charity dinners, and that might be the most useful they’d been to him in the past ten years, because all he had to do was narrow his eyes at the staff and ask perfectly calm, “Excuse me, do you know who my father is?”

[garbagebastard]

“Babygirl, babygirl, babygirl” I chant into the mirror. And then he appears behind me: season 3 Steve Harrington

[garbagebastard]

Yes you are. Your are fucking heroes.

I mean, look at us. We are noooot heroes.

[garbagebastard]

Stranger Things Incorrect Quotes Pt3

Steve, about Eddie: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.

Nancy: Did it hurt when you fell- Robin: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Nancy: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Robin: ... Nancy: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Steve: Hey, can I get a sip of that water? Eddie: It’s not water. Steve: Vodka! I like your sty- Eddie: It’s vinegar. Steve: …What? Eddie: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

Robin: What are you getting Eddie for the holidays? Steve: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your husband when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet. Robin: I'm getting Eddie a divorce lawyer.

Eddie: You believe me? Dustin: Eddie, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Eddie: I like your new pants! Steve: Thanks, they were 50% off! Eddie: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Steve: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Eddie: That’s… not what I meant. Steve: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Eddie.

Dustin: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Dustin: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

Robin: The Ocean is a soup. Steve: Steve: Do elaborate. Robin: What are needed for something to be a soup? Steve: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Robin: *Tilts head* Steve: The Ocean is a Soup. Robin: The Ocean is a Soup.

(Quotes are from this generator)

[garbagebastard]

Sobing

#no thoughts, just Dustin and his two dads.

[garbagebastard]

The fruity four is playing truth or dare because they're bored.

Nancy, thinking she found the worst dare ever: "Steve, I dare you to kiss Eddie!"

Steve, badly acting: "...Oh noo 😔😔 Why would make me do this 😥"

Eddie, already leaning in "Guess we have no choice! 🤪"

Robin, knowing they're secretly dating: 😐😑 just get it over with

Steve: Don't worry I'll get back at her *winks at Robin*

Nancy: Ha! Because you think I'd mind kissing Robin?

Robin and Steve: What?

Nancy: What?

Eddie: Not to interrupt but Steve still hasn't kissed me. Don't leave me hanging bab- dude.

[garbagebastard]

they’re in love your honor

[garbagebastard]

The writers of stranger things are fucking liars. Like do we really have to believe that Eddie Munson gets no bitches?!?!? Like fr . How am I supposed to believe that?