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Jon, Arbuckle

I have gotten a bad case of the flu

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SUMMER AT CLOGWARTS

turns out I can’t stay for the summer and have to return to Muncie. I hate this!!!! I now have to keep my wizard identity SECRET -Jon >:((((

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Jon here yeah! My feline is kiiiiinda a big deal!!!

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What’s wrong Garfield? I hath seen you looking yonder with thine stare of woe

I am Garfield And i am depressed. At first I felt an overwhelming yearn for revenge. My claws began to come out of their sheath, unbeknownst to me. Every hair on my meow body stood up. I do not curl up in the commons under the couch because I am lazy; i do it because i want to escape. This dread is taking over me. This unimaginable guilt racks my body. Now I weep. My lasagna was extra salty today.

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I am Garfield And i am depressed. At first I felt an overwhelming yearn for revenge. My claws began to come out of their sheath, unbeknownst to me. Every hair on my meow body stood up. I do not curl up in the commons under the couch because I am lazy; i do it because i want to escape. This dread is taking over me. This unimaginable guilt racks my body. Now I weep. My lasagna was extra salty today.

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what sort of plans Garfield…? -Jon

I just need to talk for a moment, get this off my chest! There’s this stupid ass boy at school with a wonked up forehead. I know I’m a 29 year old man but he annoys the shit at of me. He’s so sad and poor.

-Yours truly, Jon Arbuckle.

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OH CRAP

I just got magical detention :(

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Jon here, just reminding everyone that this handsome devil is CORRECT!

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Losing points

Jon here, how was I supposed to know that losing points was a bad thing. I was losing them left and right until a fat ghost told me it was ill advised.

#Ihatehogwarts???

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Jon here, In other words (despite gay people) I’ve had no way in yankydoodle to get my feline any lasagna out here! (In British land) Maybe the lack of carbs is good for him, but I just can’t be sure! Send help! Send noodles :3 toodles!

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Jon here! I put on my dancing pants to remind all other wizards out there, that just because someone might enjoy “Magical Noodles” more than other wizards that doesn’t mean anyone is less bodacious. I’m just here to spread my humble, fertile message.

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Dreampt this baby up in a boring ass “transmorphalagalation” class and I felt like sharing: THE CURRENT PLAN

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Don’t worry….I have plans…..

I just need to talk for a moment, get this off my chest! There’s this stupid ass boy at school with a wonked up forehead. I know I’m a 29 year old man but he annoys the shit at of me. He’s so sad and poor.

-Yours truly, Jon Arbuckle.

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Yahoo! Garfield here! That stupid poor twink child just got absolutely roasted and toasted (like a nice cheese crackling on some sloppy noodles) by our magic liquids teacher!! That $&768 gets what he deserves for being so entitled. We get it.

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The poor sad wonked up forehead Boy (with broken glasses) with boy was bullied by a tall ugly man in my spooky liquid class. Maybe because he’s friends with a redhead and a NERD.

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Garfield has been purring a lot lately…I’m worrying that maybe he’s up to something.

-Jon arbuckle

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Ummmm…#BonerAlert…

Garfield here! I’ve just discovered the magic wizardly library…and it’s many wizardly websites. Www, more like meo-www. $@$6 you if you can’t handle that Garfield humor level joke.

I’ve never seen so many holes in one 30x38 screen. Centimeters, of course (we’re in British land. They don’t have lasagna).

Get me lasagna