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We’re mixing blue raspberry and water from the beach that makes you old!
My new favorite Jell-O shot!

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me if i lived in castle times: i like my women like i like my ale.....stout! gyahahaha!
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The longest day of the year
Artist: David Palmer (source)
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Y’all, I am so on the torn about an event I saw down at the town square today. A pirate ship says they’re going to have a pride yacht party, but I know that it is the ship of the dread pirate, Captain Scurvy Scarlett.
She is a fearsome and cruel pirate that is rumored to have abandoned her last crew on a dessert island so she wouldn’t have to split their treasure.
But also, hot pirate lady.
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First of the winners of a raffle I posted over on my bluesky//
Latransi for linvilink
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That’s what you think…
Y’all, I am so on the torn about an event I saw down at the town square today. A pirate ship says they’re going to have a pride yacht party, but I know that it is the ship of the dread pirate, Captain Scurvy Scarlett.
She is a fearsome and cruel pirate that is rumored to have abandoned her last crew on a dessert island so she wouldn’t have to split their treasure.
But also, hot pirate lady.
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Ooh, a clone of me running around and swapping bodies too. Now that would be a fun touch.
Y’all, I am so on the torn about an event I saw down at the town square today. A pirate ship says they’re going to have a pride yacht party, but I know that it is the ship of the dread pirate, Captain Scurvy Scarlett.
She is a fearsome and cruel pirate that is rumored to have abandoned her last crew on a dessert island so she wouldn’t have to split their treasure.
But also, hot pirate lady.
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Ooh, disguise magic would be the best choice I guess. But, that’s no longer an available option 😔
Y’all, I am so on the torn about an event I saw down at the town square today. A pirate ship says they’re going to have a pride yacht party, but I know that it is the ship of the dread pirate, Captain Scurvy Scarlett.
She is a fearsome and cruel pirate that is rumored to have abandoned her last crew on a dessert island so she wouldn’t have to split their treasure.
But also, hot pirate lady.
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🥺 Are we sure it won’t be a comedy of errors where I look like the captain, and I thought I tied her up and put her in the brig, but she escapes and starts chasing me with her cutlass? And all the while, the gays are convinced it’s an elaborate drag show? 🥺
Y’all, I am so on the torn about an event I saw down at the town square today. A pirate ship says they’re going to have a pride yacht party, but I know that it is the ship of the dread pirate, Captain Scurvy Scarlett.
She is a fearsome and cruel pirate that is rumored to have abandoned her last crew on a dessert island so she wouldn’t have to split their treasure.
But also, hot pirate lady.
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Y’all, I am so on the torn about an event I saw down at the town square today. A pirate ship says they’re going to have a pride yacht party, but I know that it is the ship of the dread pirate, Captain Scurvy Scarlett.
She is a fearsome and cruel pirate that is rumored to have abandoned her last crew on a dessert island so she wouldn’t have to split their treasure.
But also, hot pirate lady.
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