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It was not my first or even third choice, but in an emergency, sour cream makes a tolerable substitute for milk in coffee.
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I'm cleaning out my tabs so here's the article I keep forgetting to share:

SMOOTH SHARK REAL!! She was able to swim and hunt prey well enough despite the lack of teeth and scales.
In July 2019, fishers trawling the Mediterranean Sea south of Sardinia, Italy, accidentally pulled a mutant from the depths. Ensnared in their net among hundreds of other fish, sharks and assorted marine life was a blackmouth catshark (Galeus melastomus) — seemingly born without skin or teeth. While scientists have reported numerous cases of albinism, discoloration and other genetic skin mutations in sharks before, this rare catch is the first and only known case of a shark living with a "severe lack of all skin-related structures [including] teeth," according to a study published July 16 in the Journal of Fish Biology. Perhaps stranger still, the abnormal shark seemed to be living a relatively normal life until it was scooped from the sea, lead study author Antonello Mulas said. When he and his colleagues examined the shark, they found that it was about 3 years old, had grown at a typical rate, and had a belly full of food when it died.
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sorry to report the dunkin donuts server has talked me into doing something terrible
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Quick pixel art trying to capture the breathtaking sight from last night's leg of the roadtrip- lightning lighting up clouds miles and miles away, while more lightning bugs than I've ever seen blink in the field.
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I love the face you get if you put a (:< parenthesis-up.
get to the bus stop this morning just as my bus was arriving and there was a man already there waiting w his bus pass in his hand. i needed to get my purse out of my bag so i gesture for him to go ahead but just gestures like 'no you' and I'm there gesturing like 'please go' and he just does the 'no you' gesture again?? oh my god you were here first just fucking get on the bus
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I made a quiz about some of my favorite animals :)
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I made an evil mammal quiz. Enjoy
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Lmao someone forgot to take out their notes for the final version
#i've left myself plenty of 'fix ->' notes when stopping for the night so it's nice to see that professionals do it too#atomic robo
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I just realized that many many people have jobs
Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???
#well i HAD one. until this month.#(funnily enough the reason for layoffs wasn't any of the current administration fuckery)#qa for software that helps government agencies track their compliance with certain legal responsibilities#tested some parts manually and wrote code to automatically test other parts#now i'm job hunting. wooooo.
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new annoying quiz pitch: Kirby Song Title or Yuri Fiction Title
#WOW ok#yeah according to quiz stats 'sherbet above the sea of clouds' is one of the ones people got right the least (30%)#i scored 62%#quizzes#kirby#yuri
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Rereading Atomic Robo. Why did whoever fixed him up put bandages on him... he's a robot...
#i can understand the sling if they couldn't do all the arm repairs right then#but there's no skin or bones or eyeballs to heal sdfdsfg#atomic robo#webcomics#panel is from the end of the flying she-devils arc
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If you look at this post in browser but not logged in, both images have the same alt text.
Webbed site.
I think the funniest consequence of Tumblr's shit-ass content moderation is that a lot of people are still posting explicit art, but they've also gotten better over time at including including screen reader descriptions, and since anecdotal evidence supports the idea that whatever Tumblr is using to auto-mod explicit content seems to pick up on text better than it does on images, those descriptions will just fail to mention that the character so depicted has their dick out – and often this is not a small omission!
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Looks like someone didn't restrict their file types!
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you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED
#my grandma had one of the rare complications from a contraceptive implant#one day soon after getting it she collapsed#she came to hearing my grandpa telling 911 that she “had an IED!!!"#things my grandma says
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Unusual encounter at the lake today. Perhaps the squirrels have formed a military?
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Was going to do the 'two nickels' meme but then realized I had a funnier option
#submachine#murtaugh submachine#other guy is from Doughnut by Tom Holt but I don't think that has a tag#meme
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