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TMCG: $101

This weeks Madness of Curious George...

S6EP1-5SEP2011-Auctioneer George   I guess I just don’t understand auctions. I’ve managed to stay alive on this useless-*ss mudball for forty years without truly recognizing what this most capitalist of activities truly entails. And I’ve been to a lot of auctions. I’m from South Alabama, an admission that I realize is like coming out as Cletus Spuckler, and rest assured I’m about as proud of my…

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TMCG: Wiseman, Watchman II

This Weeks Madness of Curious George

S5EP6-23Feb2011-George-O-Matic In which Curious George buildeth a cyborg Many of the events that transpire around Curious George seem bafflingly random, that is, until a cunning and insidious master plan is revealed. George does not evolve—he is being crafted. It is known. What say you, Polonius? Though this be madness, yet there is method in ’t. What say you, Gloucester? As flies to wanton boys…

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TMCG: Wiseman, Watchman I

This weeks Madness of Curious George

S5EP5-22Feb2011-Metal Detective   Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? I wonder if there is a long con afoot in the Curious George universe. I no longer have any idea who is watching whom, who is the subject and who is the observer. To keep what remains of my sanity, I must believe that someone is in charge, that there is some sort of grand experiment being conducted, and that a Watcher in some sort of…

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TMCG: Bill

This weeks Madness of Curious George.

S3EP11-22April2009-Animal Trackers   I hate Bill. He is a garbage person. He thinks he knows everything. I think he calls Curious George a “city kid” in every episode he frequents. “Hey, city kid, you don’t know how to ride a jetski?” “Boy, you’re pretty good at cookin’ meth for a city kid!” “I bet I’m better at choppin’ cotton than some city kid!” Jeesus. He may not have ever said any of that,…

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TMCG: MYH is KHV

This Weeks Madness of Curious George

S4EP7-16Feb2010-Relax   I am not sure if the latest episode of Curious George is empowering for women, or humiliating for men. Porque no los dos? I fully expect to see MYH posting on /r9k/ this very evening, two-fisting Code Reds and weeping into a bag of spicy Cheetos. Normies beware—there is a deep sadness in the Man in the Yellow Hat, a higher loneliness, the kind of desperate self-loathing…

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Intro to my series about my ethnicity. I am somewhere over the Pacific Ocean in an airplane. You betcha I am uncomfortable and pissed off.

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TMCG: Vacuum

This weeks Madness of Curious George.

S4EP2-9Sep2009-George Cleans Up   I’m not sure how much longer I can do this. I daydream about breaking a cartoon monkey upon the wheel. Curious George is become Death, destroyer of worlds. This time he was left at home by himself all day. He made a mess. He dumped out the potted plant. He chopped up all the magazines in the house in order to make chains of paper monkeys. There was confetti and…

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TMCG: It’s Pronounced “Spaghetti”

S3EP5-13Oct2008-The Amazing Maze Race/The Color of Monkey   The demeaning Italian stereotype that runs the local restaurant in Curious George’s universe is named Chef Pisghetti. He too, is certifiably insane. MYH, Professor Wiseman, and Pisghetti the racist caricature decide to go birdwatching. They leave the restaurant, Pisghetti’s livelihood and raison d’etre, in the charge of two idiot…

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TMCG: Mammon

S3EP7-01Dec2008-George Digs Worms/Everything Old Is New Again   Today I noticed that the building in which Curious George lives has at least ten stories, and is painted bright yellow. The Man in the Yellow Hat (MYH) is not the only resident. There are perhaps dozens of other tenants, the existence of whom I had not considered before. They flit about offscreen, intangible as shadows, whispering,…

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TMCG: Taking the Bus

S3EP8-16Feb2009-Wheels on the Bus/Seed Trouble   Why does the Man in the Yellow Hat (MYH) ride the bus? He has a car–I’ve seen it. He drives out to his country house in it. He has a country house. He owns a bright yellow apartment building. Why does he not have a limousine on retainer, complete with an angry but deferential driver who bows and scrapes dutifully, but dreams of squandering his dead…

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Young Fat Stupid Cops are Poor

Little bit i wrote about Law Enforcement wages.

  The standards to become a Law Enforcement officer are entirely too low. This is a problem in my opinion. The dangerous nature of the job makes it an unappealing one to most people who are qualified to do it. Although being higher in rank within the chain of command at any specific agency brings a more desired salary, the demanding schedule and workload of a rookie officer comes with sub-par…

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New blog published by @zacharydcooke just now on the website! Click the link in the bio to check it out!!

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Guns + Mental Disorders = Our Problem

In light of recent mass shooting events.

I realize that “being kind” and “mass shootings” have been common themes in my blogs here lately, and if that bores you, I’m sorry. I just think that they are important things to talk about.  “Death is inevitable on this earth, live as long as the good lord will let you, and leave behind a legacy of love and kindness that will be cherished and remembered by all”   14 Nov. 2017 – Corning, CA – 6…

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Check out Pate’s new blog! #new #monkey #business

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Monkey Business

An experimenter puts 5 monkeys in a large cage. High up at the top of the cage, well beyond the reach of the monkeys, is a bunch of bananas. Underneath the bananas is a ladder. The monkeys immediately spot the bananas and one begins to climb the ladder. As he does, however, the experimenter sprays him with a stream of cold water. Then, he proceeds to spray each of the other monkeys. The monkey on…

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Class Reunion

Daily Prompt.

The room was filled with a nostalgic fog. It was as if the people present weren’t actually sure if it was real. Their sight was hindered by a rush of memory that wasn’t consistent with what they witnessed. Things have changed substantially, for some it was good change. Most everyone in attendance had advanced and achieved great things. You could almost smell the success in the room, and you could…