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JASKIER + LUTE Toss a coin to your Witcher. O’ Valley of Plenty. O’ Valley of Plenty.

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gotta say, the witcher has really revolutionised fantasy tv by deciding that high-waisted pants are the peak of fashion for dudes in witcherland

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Toss a coin to your Witcher.....

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They created me just as they created you. We’re not so different.

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AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people’s lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it’ll net her a baby. she hasn’t got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she’s doing pretty well for herself.

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Geralt of Rivia + rolled-up sleeves

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I was having a rather lovely dream which then turned into a nightmare. There were naked women in both parts.The first one was loving, tender, very generous. The second, significantly more terrifying. Black hair, devilish eyes, was painting an amphora on her abdomen. You know, the usual

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The dialogues from The Witcher with no context are hilarious

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If I have to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all. THE WITCHER (2019-)

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We’re just vessels. And even when we’re told we’re special, as I was, as you would’ve been, we’re still just vessels, for them to take, and take, until we’re empty, and alone. So, count yourself lucky. You’ve cheated the game, and won without even knowing it.

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Bonus:

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Commissioned piece from @flurgburgler (who is spectacularly talented and also the absolute best): The Witcher Bride, based on this and this.

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Bad guys: we have your son

Geralt: I don't have a son

Bad guys: then who just asked us for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwiches?

Geralt: oh god. You have Jaskier.

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hey so you know how we have ‘birb’ for bird

well I present to you

a barb.

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#toss a coin to your witcher’s exasperated bard