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Random lirics

"i feel like a pumpkin

lied to myself akin

to surplus of pain

that again and again and again

can change everything"

"i don't why

wanting to cry

makes me feel, like i'm alone

even if i wanted to atone

my lies like thoughts

leave me rot"

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Halloween is near i can see more witch fanarts as time pass by

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Revolutionary Princess Peach🍑

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Why is nobody talking about this

there is ninja peach and cowgirl peach and the only ones that appear to have noticed this game changing information is "top 10" and "10 things that you didn't notice" channels, why aren't you guys fu*king talking about this. Ahhhhhhhhbhh i need the fan art but i am too fucking poor to comission it, why did i have to be born in Brazil,

FU*K

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true that

If I had a nickel for everytime a game that involves traveling into the ancient past that has an antagonist with a design that is “Not that evil,” in the eyes of some people, revealed their true colors as the evilest bastards alive to players, I’d have 2 nickel. It’s not a lot, but it’s odd that it happened twice, and one of them wasn’t even the twist villain.

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Quick Ask!

Why more than half of my followers appear to be bots?

Why are they in a blog that for most of the time is inactive?

And why would they create so many easy to spot bots?

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How dare you tell me to calm down

I am someone calm but there are times not even a saint should forgive the actions of a-holes, i have to say my inorganic chemistry teacher is high class biatch because well even if i was fuming she shouldn't try to tell me to calm down.

She gives us a dinamic to do in class, she gives us 10 min. to find 10 acids and write down their names (ex. Sulfuric Acid) and symbols (ex. H2SO4), them we have to give for the other groups 2 of our symbols and they only using their periodic tables had to find the name of the acid in 6 min.

Here is the problem each group had different periodic tables, because well we were buying in different places, so lets say my group had a element that other groups didn't have in their periodic tables, what the f*ck the teacher wants us to do, there's no way for me to get it done before the time limit.

By luck we did everything right before the time limit but still she wanted the answers in the board, WHY!! she already gave us a f*cking short time limit why does she wants everything in the board? We were going to write down everything anyway and then give it to her with our names.

She got angry with us and i stayed quiet, but she had to open that god forbidden mouth of hers and say my writing was bad, i lashed out i simply didn't care at that moment, and well because she doesn't like conflicts and i was getting angry she told me to calm down even tho she was acting the same way not even two minutes before me.

I have to say if it was me from some years ago she would have received a table to the face because well she really makes me want to slap her.

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well you're not wrong

"the writer's strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!" fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it's only 9:34 am

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I was is scrolling and noticed something about myself, now that i stop to think about it, i really never cared about ocs.

Like i really only come to Tumblr to rant and see memes, but when i see oc content from anybody i follow, my body automatically ignores it and goes to the meme or fan art posts under it its almost an instinct to me. How strange.

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Was watching @itsapmseymour and well now i have a reason to believe that vampires can change their age at will, because well why tf there are eternal 17 old vampires like Edward and them there are eternal vampire daddys like Dracula (specifically the one from Castlevania).

This is bullshit they always make it look like the age you stop aging in vampire content is the age you got transformed at or adolescence, it would be really cool seeing a a dumb young vampire abusing their powers to change age and pull schemes.

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Congratulations! You’re getting reborn. On the plus side, you’ll be a god/goddess. Downside, you’ll be a Greek god/goddess and Zeus is mad at you. Good luck.

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Pokemon trainer Smash options

I was in the shower and started thinking: what pokemons could be in SSB instead of the three pokemon trainer options, this is my opinion based simply in the pokemons popularity, no i didn't stopped to think about the moves, i was in the shower, so here is my conclusion.

Here is the easiest one Charizard, Wartortle and Bulbasaur: 100% certainty that pokemon company would never remove the lizard of the game, now the other two is a different story because even if i'm a Squirtle fan i know that they could change him for Bulbasaur and i wouldn't be sad.

After the easiest one comes the hard one Feraligatr, Quilava and Chikorita: here is the problem the pear is hard to like after the first stage so i have to go with it, i know how unpopular croconaw is and how popular Quilava is so the only thing that is rational is to put the Gatr in the third stage slot, now the second best option would be Totodile, Bayleef and Typhlosion.

This is the second easy one Blaziken, Grovyle and Mudkip: the kip is the favorite fist stage, grove lizard has a huge fanbase and Blaziken is Jaden's favorite.

Infernape, Grotle and Piplup: Piplup is the cutest one, Infernape is the coolest one and Grotle is my favorite middle stage in this gen.

I hate this gen but well i can't avoid it, Emboar, Dewott and Snivy: Snivy has a bad middle stage and a boring second, besides i like snarky f*ckers, he also defeated Ash's Pikachu, Emboar has the second worst middle stage of all starters and Dewott is cool as f*ck.

Another easy one Greninja, Braixen and Chespin: Frog is already in the game, Chespin middle evo is the worst of all the starters and well there is a reason why people want f*ck Braixen.

Incineroar, Brionne and Rowlet: the birb is king easy, Incineroar is already in the game and the seal gets the crumbs, other option would be Decidueye, Torracat and Popplio.

Cinderace, Twackey and Sobble: monke is the only good middle stage in this gen, mister sexy legs is in Pokemon Unite and is Goh's starter and to and all Sobble is my favorite first stage.

Ending with another hard one, Quaquaval, Floragato and Fuecoco: the hons is the most popular first stage, the brazilian has an ugly middle stage and for some reason there is some fans that prefer Floragato over Meowscarada second option would be Quaxly, Crocalor and Sprigatito.

Bonus one, Pikachu and Eevee: they have attacks based in Pokemon Go Pikachu and Eevee.

Please correct me if you think i'm wrong.

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Every time i ask myself why people hate so much the generic anime isekai bullshit i like i find myself giving excuses to why it's not as bad as they say it is, well that really makes me angry and i am too competitive to simply end an argument without ending as the winner.

I know that when i do that people hate me but i really don't care about their opinion so i'm really happy when i make someone admit i'm right, but here is my problem why everyone acts like i lost an argument when i didn't even start saying anything and the f*cking class clown repeat the same boring joke.

Like i know they are only laughing because the social norms force them to, but still, they know me they know that i am going to destroy the other person in the argument they know that that they don't have to laugh at the same repetitive joke but still they laugh and i end up having to shut myself in the argument because well i lost without even having started a sentence.

The worst part is that the only situations i lose in arguments is when this happens.

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Hunter's strange family situation.

I am aways the type who overthinks about the strange family relations of characters but oh man this one made me go out of my way to analyze this shit.

Well let's start with the basic, Hunter's relationship with Luz, they are literally the dorky older brother and strange younger sister (exp. Dipper and Mabel) they fought, they protected one another and now love to make dumb jokes together, their relationship makes so Vee becomes Hunter's "sister", she is Camila's first adopted child, and Amity his "sister in law", Luz gf no need to explain, so ok Camila's orphanage in the episode Thanks to Them isn't something new this is where things get strange.

Ok so let's see his relation to Darius, my interpretation of them is one of this two: free thinking dad and depressed adopted son or cool uncle and the depressed nephew, we know Darius was close with the Golden Guard that came before our GG so Dadrius appears to be trying to be a good dad/uncle to our boy so this way he can repay his master's favors, but here is my headache, Darius has a thing for Amity's dad and well if he succeeds on his advances on Alador we end up with Hunter being Amity's "cousin", u know something normal, or Amity's "Brother" and at the same time "Brother in law" (the same to Lux) which isn't the strangest i have seen but still it's bizarre, and well that's is not the worst.

Here is where things end up being the most strange, the Clawthorne's apear to have adopted Hunter in the last episode so he is now Eda's and Lulu's younger brother, which makes him Luz "uncle" and Amity "uncle in law", and well even with he wasn't adopted by the Clawthorne's he is still a Caleb's grimwalker making him basically a clone and well a grampa to all the Clawthorne's and that is really f*ck up, like really he is at the same time Amity's "brother", "brother in law", "cousin", "uncle", "uncle in law", "grampa" and "grampa in law".

So well, that's it i don't really know how to end this but still i have to say Dana really created something really confusing and headache inducing.