#class clown

[carolinaastyles]

like i said, here are the four bots, probably best ones that i created and most proud i feel of them (it’s 4 am and i can’t sleep lol)

class clown (this one is inspired about me and my bf)

you show up at his house crying (before x-factor)

your father introduces you

in a world of boys he is a gentleman

he is dressed as marcel

the PR stunt is turning into something real

hope you guys liked them, if there is any error or bad writing don’t feel bad for telling me, also the request are open🫶🏻🫶🏻

[three-red-horns]

Why did I become a bone fide class clown so late in my life? 😂

Special love to all those rummaging through my personal tags and liking my naughty quips and depraved writing!

[rat-at-heart]

Class Clown is an understatement, this kid runs the entire carnival

[cannibalistickiwi]

A Toy A Day May 2025 - Day 17 - Class Clown

Funko x My Little Pony Cupcake Keepsakes - Pinkie Pie

[abrthephantomq]

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Invader Zim Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Dib/Zim (Invader Zim) Characters: Zim (Invader Zim), Dib (Invader Zim), Almighty Tallest Purple (Invader Zim), Almighty Tallest Red (Invader Zim), pakless jazz (oc), Gaz (Invader Zim) Additional Tags: Older Dib (Invader Zim), Tall Zim (Invader Zim), Original Character(s), Competent Zim (Invader Zim), Alternate Universe, encoder Zim pt 2 electric boogaloo, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Rewrite, will jazz have a crush on Zim in this timeline?, he did back when we first made him in 2001, Non-Linear Narrative, Multiple Timelines, POV Second Person, Yeah Zim's wonky POV is BACK, POV Third Person, POV First Person, All The POVs Series: Part 2 of Encoder Series Summary:

Yet another Mr. Sludgey chapter. The children are driving him insane, and -- who the hell is that? 

[trans-bastard-dude]

conservatives have the energy of that one class clown kid that was only funny when someone was tearing into them. like yes, you do annoy me when you act annoying, that’s how people fucking work, is that a hard concept for you? ya lead paint chugging idiot. go get mad at the existence of gay people and get the attention mommy and daddy didn’t give you as a kid💀

[dahlia-3199]

High school band class was always a trip, cause I remember our exhausted band teacher having to stop multiple times during one piece to either fix various instruments, answer stupid questions, and retrieving reeds/tools for fixing the instruments cause kids never fixed them before class started. So, finally after the sixth interruption he just stopped the whole class and said, “Everyone, just raise your hand one last time if you need something!”

And one kid in the back immediately raises their hand and murmured “well, I’m down a Dad or two so…. yeah.” Clearly the conductor heard him and you could visibly see the most exhausted looks take over this man’s face 😭

[spaceagetoon]

What a Class Clown!! 🤡📚🍎✏️🪱🌈

(Both Tommy and Apple’s pronouns are They/Them!)

[dumbgirlblogz]

im a social butterfly, which is weird cause im introverted and autistic, but i also have adhd so im super hyper. I tell jokes often, but i feel like whenever others laugh theyre laughing at me not with me. At least theyre laughing though.

[manicpixxiedreambitch]

Thinking about the time my Grandma cursed out my dad’s Highschool principal over the phone for dress coding him

Back in the 90’s my dad was like…the class clown but in the “immature teenage boy who clearly has undiagnosed ADHD” kind of way, and his friends were the same way. He was like the ringleader of that circus. At one point, his highschool banned shorts of all kinds, and he and his friends decided to go out and buy themselves baggy capris. Keep in mind these showed their ankles and a little but of their lower calves and that’s IT. The next day, they walked into school all wearing the capris to protest. And one of the staff rounded them all up and sent them to the principal. The principal took one look at them like This Fucking Kid Again and said “You can’t wear that.” My dad was like “Why not?”

“Those are shorts.”

“No, theyre baggy capris.”

“Those are SHORTS.”

“No….they’re baggy capris.”

“No, THOSE ARE SHORTS!”

“No…they’re baggy capris.”

Principal actually flipped his desk at my dad (remember this was the 90’s so apparently that was okay?) and made the mistake of calling…

My grandmother

This was probably the biggest mistake this man ever made and maybe later on another post I will explain why I say that I truly believe God is afraid of my grandma, but for now let me tell you my grandma is a hippie, an activist, Italian, and has a loud voice. When she gets a call from my dad’s school, she had two thoughts.

Oh my God what is wrong with my son?

And

Oh my God what is wrong with my son?

She picks up the phone and the principal explains to her that he has my dad and several of his friends in his office in violation of dress code and

My dad swears to this day that woman was never put on speaker

But he heard

Every. Word.

“ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? YOU’RE CALLING ME WHILE IM AT MY FUCKING JOB, TO TELL ME THAT YOU DONT LIKE THE GODDAMN CLOTHES I PUT ON MY FUCKIN SON TO WEAR TO THE GODDAMN SHITSTAIN YOU CALL A FUCKING SCHOOL?! GO FUCK YOURSELF, MOTHERFUCKER!”

And she hung up on him. He stood there, stunned for a minute before telling them that they would all have to go home and change. And my dad was like “If you send me home to change I’m not coming back, I’m staying home.” And the principal wasn’t going to let that happen so he sent them to the nurses office to put on their “dress code clothes” but instead of baggy sweatpants they had bright red, skin tight (let your imagination go feral) yoga pants. And the staff instantly regretted it but they couldn’t go back now, and thats how that school ended up with seven teenage boys strutting around the school in the tightest yoga pants in the state.

[misssmithneedsaraise]

“And now Alvin’s back to his regular style of annoying again.”

“I don’t know which style is worse. The know-it-all or the class clown or the mix of the two.”

“I shouldn’t be ranting about a student on the internet but HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID!”

[heardatmedschool]

Doctor: How many of Light’s criteria have to be met to classify an effusion as exudate?

Student: *joking* Two, obviously.

Doctor: One more and you get a Time Out.

[abrthephantomq]

You tell me I'm a good boy or a good pet and I'll melt in your hands. - Jazz, probably, when he figures out that he's a simp for Zim even if he doesn't realize WHY he's obsessed with him.

Zim this, Zim that - he's all you talk about, Dib. Maybe you don't actually hate him. Maybe you actually like, wanna suck his dick or something --

GAZLENE --

what? Am I wrong?

Nnn-- I mean -- yes. Yes you're wrong Gaz.

Hey, have you noticed there's lots more planes flying overhead around here, lately?

Yeah, that'd make sense and all, considering what happened last week.

What happened last week?

...........Dib. You know what happened last week.

I don't, actually -- oh no...

What is it? Why're you acting so weird? Like, weirder than usual?

Fuck I overshot.

What do you mean, you overshot?

Gaz, what year is it?

It's 2001. Why?

Month?

September --

Of course! That's what happened, last week. Thanks. I forgot for a second. That's all.

How could you forget about it? All you've been talking about is how Zim was the one who did all of it --

BECAUSE HE DID, GAZ.

What?

That was ZIM - he didn't manage to sell any candy bars so he lost our bet. He was so confused why humans weren't falling to their knees, terrified. In those EXACT words. I have a recording of him saying just that.

What the hell, Dib --

:voice recording plays - Zim sounds absolutely devastated: "they didn't even blink an eye when I put that city in ruins. How can these humans be so.... Eh? I forgot the word, what was I saying?

Oh. Yeah. These hyumens aren't scared of my super scary simulation of me destroying one of their precious cities! They just shrugged and said whatever. I don't want your fucking candy."

Do you humans not get enough moneys to buy these things? These are....really good chocolate. Like, I expected them to be sand based on the name of them, but -- they're actually good? Is this a PRIVATE school?

[Dib's voice can be heard in the background; he apparently planted a bug that looked exactly like The Bug --, right where Zim tended to look at himself in the mirror. Because Zim likes to talk to himself out loud - but he's gotta see his reflection to do it. But Zim's eyes are fucking terrible and he can't see shit, even with his occular implants. Even though he is an Irken Elite. You're not gonna get anymore information from me than that. Either way, you hear enough to know that it's Dib speaking, even if you can't make out what he's saying. But Zim can hear him even if Dib is WAYYYYYY. Over there bc of his antenna. Like. You can hear a Dib when he is in his home. That is how much better Zim can hear than Dib]

Did you really just hijack me, space boy? I'm trying to tell my part of the story here as the fly on the wall of every single moment the two of you think you're alone.

Bobby Dawn what are you doing. (Barbie Dan?)(nah, Bobby Dawn. But if you wanna say it where people hear the name both ways, go for it)

Anyways, Steven asked for my assistance with the next chapter of class clown. This ain't the next, next chapter, but it is a chapter that'll show up later down the road. He's gotta finish a Mr. sludgey POV, first.

This just the super unedited version done while I'm high bc I love creating bonds and strengthening them via writing them. That includes my TikToks and my journal entries I ain't shared with y'all and all the writing we ain't shared with y'all, neither.

Gonna go get myself some lunch now, tho. Been at this long enough. ❤️ Have a good day now, y'hear?

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[sunflowerry-vol6]

“She ain't going home when she's supposed to be”

Your friends roll their eyes at me every time I make a joke. Your parents don’t approve of me either, but it makes you cling to my arm even harder.

If you even beckon with your finger, any guy would come crawling like a puppy—yet you save that seat on your desk for me. I don’t know why, but you always look at me as if the world doesn’t exist, as if I’m the only guy you’ve ever been in love with. And for you, I would do anything.

I don’t know what to say. Do you think she really needs me?

Class clown Harry x popular user

[dahlia-3199]

Once had a kid in my high school who was born missing an arm, and he was the class clown so this was only an advantage for this kid’s lifestyle. The guy consistently said unexpected things but one of the best stories he told was that when he was younger his mom (the school nurse) had to hide his prosthetic because he would chase his older brother around the house and hit him with it.

He did it so often that he had “arm time” taken away and it was hidden on the top shelf of a closet so he couldn’t reach it.

[rainbow-quartz-2-0]

One time in middle school I got a rose on Valentine's Day and the "class clown" was goofing around and destroyed it. I ended up crying because I remember thinking "This is probably the only rose I'm EVER gonna get and this dude destroyed it". Obviously he felt really bad, and I was a pushover and forgave him after a good cry but you know what? It WAS the only rose I've ever received, so FUCK that guy