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supernatural s16 episodes (so far):

updated October 1

The Tapes (guest starring The CW’s Sniper)

Biden, Bi!Dean & Bye!Dean (guest starring Nevada, Vancouver Mountains, Onion Fields and The Rusty Nail)

Rainbow Wings & A Homosexual Declaration of Love (guest starring Vladimir Putin)

Gaslighted Into Liking The Finale (guest starring Jensen Ackles’ Sexy Silence)

The Spanish Dub: Y Yo a Ti(guest starring Sobrenatural)

A Very Sexy Silence

Rancid Nuts (guest starring Misha Collins and The CW’s Sniper)

Don’t Feed The Baboons (guest starring A*drew D*bb)

#TheySilencedYou

“It Wasn’t A Bury Your Gays” (guest starring The CW’s Sniper)

The Rogue Translator

The Italian Dub, part 1: Ti Amo/Anch'io

The Italian Dub, part 2: The Villain Reveal (guest starring whatever those birds chirping in the Brazilian dub were)

He/They Sam (guest starring Walker)

Heller Obama

Misha Collins’ Bare Ass (guest starring Barack Obama and Joe Biden)

The Secret Tumblr, part 1

Omega Misha, Virginal and Untouched Jensen, & Alpha Physical and Sexual Behemoth Jared (guest starring Jender and Holy Lube)

Fart Jokes & Spitting on Locks

Ambiguous Shipper Stacey Abrams (not starring 15×18, 15×19 and 15×20)

The End of Heller Obama (guest starring Misha Collins’ Bare Ass)

Dean’s Fruity Boots

Heller Taylor Swift (guest starring A Chevy Door, The Month of November and a Flannel)

Assigned Gay by Castiel, Angel of The Lord

The Script Thief, part 1 (guest starring Still Beautiful, Still Dean Winchester)

Danglers and Tacos: Heterosexual Destiel (guest starring VFX Coordinator A*am W*lliams)

The Rogue Director: The Guillermo Supremacy

A Fruity Flavoured Beer

The Misha Collins/Bill Clinton Sex Scandal (guest starring Still Beautiful, Still Bill Clinton)

Shoveling Snow in (Sexy) Silence

The New Hellers (guest starring Nick Jonas, Shawn Mendes, 5SOS, Camila Cabello, Little Mix, Justin Bieber and Tony Hawk)

Dean×Benny, part 1: The Break Up (flashback episode, guest starring Bi!Dean, Canon Orpheus’ Gay Cajun Vampire Sidepiece, a Jealous Lamp, Cas and Crowley’s Gay-on-Gay violence)

The Secret Tumblr, part 2 (guest starring Misha Collins’ Mother)

Dean×Benny, part 2: Long Distance Relationships (flashback episode, guest starring The German Dub)

Tweeting @ BillClinton

A 15 Year Long Walker Backdoor Pilot (supernatural? I don’t know her)

Spilling The Tea (guest starring Samantha Ferris, Kim Rhodes and Briana Buckmaster)

The Script Thief, part 2 (guest starring a loving, heart wrenched eulogy)

Mishapocalypse 2.0 (guest starring this user losing her sanity)

Supernatural: The Musical (guest starring Sebastian Roché and The Rusty Nail)

Shipping Wincest with Jim Michaels v Spilling the Tea with Samantha Ferris

The Mysterious Case of the NDA (guest starring an Ambiguous Happy New Year Post, The CW’s Sniper and Tin Hats)

Holding Hands Out Of Hell (guest starring The Chinese Subtitles)

Canon Spanish Destiel #7: Netflix Edition

The Heller Costume Designer (guest starring The Boys)

Supernatural Jender Studies and Meta Analysis (Special Episode available on Tumblr only)

Award Winning Jacting Joices (guest starring Lawboy, Chief Justice Padalecki, Walker Conspiracy Theories and Bradley James)

Heller DJ Qualls (guest starring canon destiel #8, I guess?)

Dean’s Success Story: “I hope Walker goes on longer than Supernatural” (guest starring The Musty Wail)

Everybody Ships Destiel! (guest starring Chad Lindberg, Yet Another German Dub, The Latam Subtitles, The Spanish Subtitles and The Brazilian Voice Actors for Dean and Cas)

Destiel Is Canon, Again! (guest starring Yet Another Leaked Script)

Space Pants

The French Hellers

Season 16, Time for a Wedding! (guest starring The Cartwright Twins)

Celebrating the Birthday of Justin Bieber

The Barn Hook of Death

Finale Denialist Kim Rhodes

Throwing Shade with Mark S & Misha Collins

No More Sexy Silence?

Misha Collins, Now On Cameo!

Killing Kansas

The French Truth: “Tu as bouleversé ma vie” (guest starring Destiel going canon, again)

Not That Kind Of Shipping (guest starring Amazon)

That’s a Thing? Yuck.

Still Beautiful, Still a NDA (guest starring The CW’s Sniper and Misha Collins)

Season 16, Time for A(nother) Wedding!

The Leaky Scripts

Mishapocalypse 3.0

Castiel, [omitted] (guest starring Yet Another Leaked Script)

A Mixtape Full Of Love Songs

Jimmy Novak And Kansas Walk Into A Bar…

Writer’s Drafts

Oscars Night

Special Guest Star Heller John Cena

Pooping Outside Is Very Freeing

Angel Blue & Hunter Green (guest starring The Heller Costume Designer)

From Russia With Love

Prequel In The Works (guest starring Blurry Sam)

Supernatural: Civil War (et tu, Brute?)

Dildo Padalecki Returns

100 000 Works in Castiel/Dean Winchester

Stripping on Tik Tok (starring Misha Collins, of course)

Things Get Hot Between Adam And Micheal

He Saw Love In His Eyes (surprisingly not starring The CW’s sniper)

The Italian Dub, part 2: L'Omofobia Vince

J2 Fallout: Con Boogaloo (credit: @emeraldcas)

stay tuned for the next episode! will it be a filler episode? will it be the season finale? no one knows and everyone’s scared!

for legal reasons, this is a joke

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glasssmoothie · 4 years ago

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The great chronicles of season 16

I’m making the chronicles and will be grateful if you tell me what I forgot. Also there might be one day difference - chronicles were made according to CET timezone.

The 5th of November - destiel is canon and homophobic (according to memes and also kinda in retrospect), we know after tweet mentioning also Putin stepping down and. While vote counting was taking place. Spn trending on tumblr and twitter. As well as Destiel. Over the presidential election.

The 11th of November - Misha stated that Cas loved Dean romantically, and the confession was of a very homosexual nature

The 12 th of November - 15x19 - two mentions of Cas (including Lucifer impersonating him, which implies that Dean reciprocated Cas’ feelings), plot resumed, speculations about parallel to Dean being pulled out from Hell by Cas

Whole week of build-up and speculations

The 19th of November - The Episode That Must Not Be Named airs and is bad, and instead of a long episode we got one shorter than the rest of season finales and a documentary. Canons were not confirmed on screen (Destiel and Seileen). Subplot not resumed. No reunion with supporting characters, nor with Cas or Jack. People angry. Cast silent

Multiple charity projects as an act of rage against c*w started hours after finale

The 22nd of November - Misha saying that Cas had rainbow wings

Inbetween events anger, sadness, fix-it fics, jackles’ silence, and conspiracy theories

Jensen talking about the tapes (date unknown)

The 24th of November - Destiel canon again but in Spanish - causes tumblr servers to shut down

“#They silenced you” twitter campaign

The 25th of November - Indian Netflix edit

The 26 of November - Misha is talking about rogue translator, and makes people angry. Apologises later that day and promises to listen to criticism. Misha remains the only one till date to address criticism at all

The 27th of November - The alleged leaked Italian dub tricks people into thinking that there was 2nd dub reciprocation on Dean’s part

The 28th of November - People freaking out because Obama followed stan twitter acc

The 30th of November - Italian dub (ofc) fake

Brazilian dub - speculations that Dean said something in ending scene, but those were only added sounds of birds tweeting

People continue freaking out cause Heller Obama

The 30th of November - Sarah Z uploads her Destiel/SPN video to youtube

The 5th of December - Misha announced fundraising for voting rights with cast and Stacey Abrams, and people were wondering what will happen, Destiel gets own ship category in hellsite’s 2020 year in review

The 7th of December - info about Misha’s nude photo floods hellsite, people making fanarts furiously

The 8th of December - Mini reversed Mishapocalypse - Misha allegedly has secret tumblr acc so everyone in here could be Misha. People frantically asking stans if they are Misha

Misha stirs the pot by tweeting about wild questions, weird acting choices, and cut scenes

The 8th of November (the evening) - meeting very uneventful, people tad bit dissatisfied, but in bloopers Jensen is making a joke about bottoming (or so I am told) . OH, and they were telling very weird story about Jared giving massage to Sebastian Roche

The 9th of December - Jensen allegedly states that Dean is bi and a bottom, no clear source tho, probably fake. End of Heller Obama

The 10 of December - denial that The Episode That Must Not Be Named even happened, shipping Jenmish as coping mechanism. Misha praised “castiel project” on Trevorproject and people thought that he donated 1000 bucks (but it was a big-hearted fan - we love ya)

The 10th/11th of December - Taylor Swift drops new album and people are looking for Destiel subtext - unconfirmed Heller Swift. And Stacey Abrams liked the ending (good for her)

The 11th of December - possible 3rd canon Destiel, because of script suggesting that something didn’t make it to the final cut, but the authenticity is hard to define. Script hinting at romantic feelings at Cas’ part including his POV “Still beautiful. Still Dean Winchester”

Authenticity of script confirmed by Adam Williams, of all people, who goes unhinged, for like 10 hours, on twitter after that.(The origin story of stuff like “pesky danglers”, “New universes created if they’d kiss”, “drunken brojobs” and “Dean clearly is alfa male. But who knows, alfas are very generous). Jared was praising the finale.

The 12th of December - Destiel going canon (?) for the 4th time because of rogue Heller director of LatAm dub. In his interpretation Dean was bi, and in love with Cas, and the English scene version was too subtle for love this big and obvious. Whole dubbing crew had same standpoint, so they went with it. They denied that any kind of reciprocation was in original script, there was no other audio

The 13th of December - spn trending AGAIN because of LatAm dub actors panel. There were a lot of widely contradicting statements. It looks like there never was reciprocation in any of English sources, but we cannot be sure. There was “I too” in Hispanic script changed by director to more expressive, better fitting to mouth movement version. Whole cast was on board with that version. Warner Brothers either did not check what was on final tapes or did not care, not knowing what kind of chaos would that version unleash. They probably accepted the script with “i too” but for now it is not proven to be true nor false. Talks about interview with director himself

The 14th of December - discovery of new beer from Jensen’s brewery, named “Eyes like the sky” with very flowery and fruity description. Wave of conspiracy theories stating that it is dedicated to Misha because of “11 Jenmish” anniversary. Very few reliable sources. Conspiracy, very improbable

The 15th of December - sheer pain and lil bit of PTSD drags tags from supernatural to trending yet again. Probably triggered by walker trending first. Or other unknown reason. Collective confusion keeps destiel tag on trending for a good part of a day. Fandom officially restored to 2012 state.

The 16th of December - I’m not going to try explaining that… Thing. No, I’m not mad at y'all. Just disappointed. The amount of freakout about BILL CLINTON IN 2020 is astounding. The cause better be forgotten. Jensen had to post a vid to calm you down a little (it mean he did post it, not that he posted it do distract us, that was a joke). And also you summoned to existence articles about the alleged scandal in mainstream media (Newsweek)

The 17th of December - SPN tags still trending because of the aftermath of Bill Clinton deal and Jensen’s thirst trap. Scripts from season 8 dug up. Stating that Dean and Benny “broke up” either confirming yet again Bi!Dean or blatant queerbaiting and queercoding. Misha publishes tweet related to bees (and uses Cas spelling instead of Cass), starting speculations about secret tumblr account yet again

The 18th of December - Misha addresses the Newsweek article on social media. Unknown what does he think about the whole business. Taggs Clinton and Levinsky.

The 25th of December - people analysing purgatory prayer scene from 15x09, claiming that it contains barely audible “I love you” that coincidentally or not gives a new meaning to the whole 09-18 Cas-Dean dynamic (and it even makes more sense that way)

The 31st of December - Mishapocalypse 2.0 has been started and was raging, taking spn to trending for the last time this year

The 3rd of January - Jim Michaels tweets photo from the finale, with caption that provoked people to comment with their critical opinions. Michaels blocks a lot of people that were criticising the finale (not only people that were hateful but also constructive criticism). That ignites a fair amount of drama on both platforms. Michaels likes antiheller tweets from w*ncest and b*bro accounts

The 6th of January - spn trending under US politics because of chaos surrounding Georgia election and insurrection in Washington

The 10th of January - hate speedrun with Greg Hopwood as a target - people in a span of 24 hours since the moment he confirmed that he supports destiel proceeded to spam his posts, demand his resignation (he’s a costume concept designer for the Boys), spam Kripke and other directors, and finished on a death threats sent via social media

The 11th of January - Jensen wins best actor in horror series Critics Choice Super Award, He thanks Jared and the whole crew

The 12th of January - Fandom loses it a little bit after Jensen thanks Mish and Dee on instagram

The 13th of January - Supernatural is officially the most streamed horror show of 2020 with over 20 billion streamed minutes. It’s ranked on 7th place overall

The 15th of January - interview with Jared for Variety is published. It consists of a few bad takes but also reveals that Eileen wasn’t Sam’s wife in any of the scripts he got. That triggers discussion about C*W’s misogyny and disabled representation erasure, as well as treatment of BIPOC representation in mainstream media overall. Leads to reevaluation od Jared’s standpoints and past actions taking place for next few days

The 19th of January - Chaos Machine productions gains official instagram profile and over 4k followers in one day

The 20th of January - hellers and Gen Padalecki getting blamed for rather bad reviews of Walker

The 21st of January - Walker premiers. Internet community not very enthusiastic

The 23rd of January - theories about new Family Business Beer Co. “Rainbow Road”, and spam under instagram posts result in site partially disabling the comments

The 24th of January - celebration of Dean’s birthday via social media and zoom. Chad Lindberg organises Harvella Roadhouse party via twitter. Gets adopted by fandom

The 26th of January - Kings of Con podcast with Misha premieres. People baffled by the lack of mentions of supernatural

The 2nd of February - twitter drama with Jim Michaels gets reignited. Discovery of Sky Deutchland instagram post listing Dean as Cas’ closest kin

The 3rd February - growing interest in Chad Lindberg’s roadhouse idea

The 4th of February - group of twitter fans starts first real steps into fan reshoot of the finale. As of now the state of the project is unclear

The 7th of February - Misha’s space pants get auctioned off, which kick-start a project to get those pants back to him

The 9th of February - premiere date for full 15 seasons box set gets announced

The 13th of February - Kripke reveals that in his vision Sam and Dean were always supposed to die in the end

The 14th of February - fandom celebrates Destiel wedding on both twitter and tumblr. It trends worldwide for long hours on bird app

The 16th of February - fallout with Chad Lindberg and Samantha Ferris after some very bad takes coming from them, one of which was that queer reading would damage the integrity of the story

The 20th of February - tumblr meltdown that escaped containment pushed Steve Yockey into acknowledging it by saying he is in fact not dead

The 28th of February - Kim Rhodes states that she didn’t watch nor she’s going to watch the finale

The 1st of March - celebration of Jensen’s birthday

The 3rd of March - german dub of 15x19 drops. It is romantic as well

The 5th-7th of March - first online con after the finale takes place. The reactions to the way the con was conducted as well as to its actual contents are very mixed. It invokes very strong feelings

The 9th of March - Misha joins Cameo as an effort to fund his community messages. Acknowledges “CastielMatters” hashtag and says that “Actually, CastielEnergies”

The 10th of March - premiere of 15x18 with french dub. Destiel proclaimed canon yet again thanks to more romantic reading visible in the translation. Wanek’s book available for preorders. Website containing Dabb’s letter that confirmed the big Harvella’s reunion party that got scrapped due to covid

The 13th of March - Misha tweets at amazon about shipping. A clearly not serious thing. Shitstorm rages through the fandom

The 14th of March - Misha deletes the tweet and apologises for his joke

The 16th of March - fans publish cameo with Misha saying “still beautiful, still Dean Winchester” in Cas voice

The 17th of March - fandom celebrates Seileen wedding

The 20th of March - 2nd “still beautiful, still Dean Winchester” drops

The 21st of March - Seileen wedding celebra this time on twitter

The 23rd of March - more twitter drama involving Samantha Ferris and Bi!Dean

The 31st of March - a fragment of 15x19 script with Jack’s prayer gets leaked

The 1st of April - Mishapocalypse reenactment

The 4th of April - cameo with Misha reciting deleted bit from 05x04 The End gets published

The 7th of April - whole leaked last drafts for 15x19 and 15x20 are published. Number of cut and omitted scenes astounds fandom

The 10th-11th of April - Paris DarkLight Conline 2 takes place

The 13th of April - twitter drama between Jared, people critical of him and his fans

The 18th of April - 2nd draft for Tombstone gets published, reveals copious amounts of subtext consciously written into the text

The 22nd of April - fandom celebrates Midam wedding

The 25th of April - Q&A with Jerry Wanek, set designer takes place. He confirms that ever human who died was supposed to be at the Harvella’s roadhouse

The 26th of April - Misha sighting on oscar gala causes a healthy dose of positive chaos

The 2nd of May - fandom celebrates Sam’s birthday

The 8th of May - DarkLight Conline 2 takes place

The 10th of May - footage from online con gets shared. Asked if Berens and him experienced any pushback regarding 15x18 says no, they were gradually clueing more and more people - most likely in fear of said pushback

The 15th of May - Galaxy Con Online takes place

The 18th of May - fandom celebrates Jack’s 4th birthday

The 20th of May - stuff from the box set gets shared for promotional purposes

The 21st of May - even more stuff from the box set gets shared through official channels

The 22nd of May - full gag reel and deleted scenes from season 15 are published

The 23rd of May - featurette from the box set gets leaked. Fandom very unhappy with its content. Featured cast and crew give contradicting testimonies. More deleted scenes are published

The 25th of May - the box set officially premieres

The 18th of June - Russian dub of 15x18 gets published. It as well is more romantic than the original

The 25th of June - first info regarding prequel produced by Ackles’ production company gets published. It confirms that they were in the process of acquiring rights to the series. The series itself is said to center around Mary and John and it would be narrated by Dean. And former spn writer Robbie Thompson will be involved in writing it.That reveal leads to Jared’s twitter meltdown and possibly still ongoing fallout between J2.

The 26th of June - Jensen says there will be no retconning in the series

The 30th of June - Misha posts pick of cas with rainbow wings for coming to an end pride month

The 6th of July - Great Dadstiel Wars wreck havoc on the webbed site

The 16th of July - Perfume Genius shares a self-insert fanfiction starring Jensen Ackles

The 19th of July - Fandom celebrates Jared’s birthday

The 2nd of August - Perfume Genius shares next one of his fanfictions in “I slept with all actors in spn series” series. This time starring Jared

The 9th of August - Castiel/Dean Winchester tag crosses a threshold of 100k fics on Archive Of Our Own webbed site, as a very first fic in history. Misha acknowledges that colossal event as well

The 11th of August - fandom creates hate askbloghs. For homebrew drama

The 20th of August - fandom celebrates Misha’s birthday as well as return of in-person cons

The 2nd of September - Misha posts on his tiktok acc for the very first time. Causes chaos

The 3rd of September - Jake Abel launches his ad campaign for hot sauce. Employs Michael’s and Adam’s characters

The 4th-5th of September - Momento Con takes place

The 9th of September - dubbed 15x18 premieres in Italy. Unlike its fake counterpart from December it is very sonservative with its Iloveyou’s opting for platonic version. This draws Misha’s attention, and he publishes short video with his own “ti amo”

The 13th of September - anniversary of airing of the very first spn episode

The 17th-18th of September - Fan X Comic Convention takes place

The 18th of September - Fandom celebrates Cas Day/Cas’ Birthday, commemorating his first appearance on the show

The 25-26th of September - UK Crossroads Con takes place

The 5th of October - Misha complains about the pain of playing in a queerbaiting show. Basically calling out supernatural on its queerbaiting

The 12th of October - Misha’s poetry book, containing one poem from Cas’ POV, officially premieres

The 15th-17th of October - Denver Con takes place. J2M reunite for the first time since march 2020. The highest of highs and lowest of lows

The 19th of October - The cule launches a emails writing campaign aimed at creation entertainment, taking a stance against censorship on their cons. The answer from creation being basically “we are not homophobic, we can’t be homophobic, my son is trans and he works with us. Any eventual censorship is on the volunteers

The 4th of November - fandom celebrates eve of Destiel anniversary

Last updated: 5th November 2021

Thanks for the the info on the things that I’ve missed to: @clarasmoon @lostboyfromneverland5 @antifacas and @sinnabonka

And shout-out:

To the people who leaked 15x18 script (unfortunately i don’t know who you are)

To people who’ve put together 8h edit of Destiel scenes - @gaIlaghcr at twitter.com (go there for links)

To people studying confession scene with math and 3d models (can’t find ya, so can someone put a link below)

To everyone donating to charity out of sheer rage

Sources: tumblr hellsite dot co, twitter, instagram, mainstream media (pink news, newsweek and rest)

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