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The human kickstans

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Trying to push myself to write more.. I love writing but I can't help but feel very rigid and stuck in the ways I do write. I'm also painfully aware that I tend to try and use more traditional/older language than when I usually text/talk, which makes me a bit frustrated since I don't plan on it.

Maybe I should start embracing it though. I'm not sure how to really utilize it though.

Hmm

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someone help him.

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someone help him.

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I've noticed that people have started spreading the 1992 Good Omens script around. Please don't. If you've got it up, please take it down. There's a mess of serious and real legalities involved, and I don't want to have to start being a dick and asking for copyright takedowns and all of that, and I don't want to have to regret letting it out into the world. Just take it down, unshare, delete links. Thank you.

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I'm. I'm 6 months on testosterone and I got a mullet recently... I'm offended /j

I was on testosterone long enough to turn into a white guy with a mullet. I’m half black, I’m not a guy, and I hate mullets.

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My "perfect life" isn't being in a huge mansion or anything like that. Honestly it's just to have a partner I love and a black long haired cat in a shitty apartment. Like we're struggling most likely but I have them and they have me and we are happy with that. We don't need much. We get each other gifts. We go on little dates every now and then. Like we'll most likely be living paycheck to paycheck but at the end of the day we cuddle and read a book or watch a show or something to relax.

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Oh yay! A new follower!

It's a bot

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I can't tell if it's a gender envy thing or a gay thing but the sight of dicks recently have literally made me feel ill

Like??? Hello that thing is disgusting don't send me that don't even show that thing around me

I know my sexuality fluctuates very severely sometimes but like. Holy shit man normally I get like this for a week and then go back to my normal whoreish ways but it's been getting WORSE? Like I started like "hm that's kinda gross" and now Im not exaggerating when I say my day is ruined by the sight of a penis. Not fair

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God id be so fucking toxic if I didn't have even a sliver of people pleasing in me.

The amount of times something has inconvenienced me and I just want to go "kill yourself" is unhealthy

I'm ashamed to even admit that I've gotten hate comments and bigots on some of my other platforms and I genuinely consider saying "kill yourself" as a joke but I know it wouldn't be taken how I mean for it to be. I know I can't tell people to kill themselves

but I just laugh my ass off at the thought someone can minorly inconvenience me, like, miniscule amounts of inconvenience and I could say something so fucking severe and out of pocket

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I think the single worst and best thing to happen to my mental state is somehow developing FOUR hyperfixations within about a week???

Events that took place to bring such a thing upon me:

1- I watched Good Omens and fell in love with two middle aged men

2- started to watch interviews and everything related to David Tennant and Michael Sheen

3- only watch things that have them in it. Finds a spreadsheet with every role both of them have ever played

4- starts to watch Doctor Who again because that's when I had first started to obsess like David Tennant's work.

5- I now have a hyperfixation on Doctor Who, Good Omens, and sadly David Tennant and Michael Sheen.

Now. I'm normally kinda against hyperfixations on living breathing humans (dead ones? Hm.. I'll get back to you on that), but oh my God I cannot help it I want to consume all of their media and appreciate them entirely?

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A medium walks into a bar

"got any spirits?" She asks

The bartender looks around "we got rum, vodka, and whiskey"

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Going through the hogwarts legacy tag and seeing people actually supporting it is the fastest and easiest my block list has grown. Just to repeat what everyone's saying, don't support the antisemitic, racist, transphobic game. Seriously. Don't

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Hello! So I know I don't have too many followers but to whoever sees this please consider perhaps commissioning me!

I can make tattoo designs, characters (human and furry), really anything!

My rates:

Full body- $10

Half body- $5

Icon-$5

Headshot- $3

Extra characters or more complex anatomy or designs will be an addition of $1-$2!

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All this talk about glass onion and Daniel Craig playing a gay detective and not once have I seen the quote from him saying he likes to kiss men. little disappointed in you tumblr

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i think a lot about how in the past women/afab people disguised themselves as men and lived for years undetected (in all-male workplaces!!) because it really drives home the point that there is so much natural variation in human bodies that would enable somebody to believably do this. like not only is it natural for men to be very short but it's also natural for them to have high voices, it's natural for women to be tall, built, and masculine, and the fact that people in the past just rolled with it like "he has dainty hands and that's none of my business" gives me some type of jealousy. people have gotten way too comfortable deciding what traits are normal for what sex. i think we all need to mind our business more.

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Yesterday I was struggling to make friends with my coworkers(got a new job) and so I drew them and I had the same thought process but they loved it and they all took a picture and asked for my contacts and stuff. It was really nice

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.