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Robot girl cinephile who hosts movie nights, showing films on her face-screen. Her urge to yap about the movie is so strong she can't resist but doesn't want to be constantly pausing to talk, so she adds commentary in text onscreen like pop up video.

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I feel like the fact that the movie Gothika flopped is like a recession indicator but for the empathy level of the general public.

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film lovers

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Actually watching breaking bad is fucking hilarious. Like for ages walter white has been presented to me as this cool tough smartguy and he’s genuinely the dumbest motherfucker on earth. These business strategies would sink a regular business, he’s fully clueless about the realities and risks of selling illegal substances and just hands those things off to a guy who keeps telling him “dude yo this is a bad idea”

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I might have to check out the Until Dawn movie.

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Wordgirl is faster than Superman

By like a lot tho

According to the internet superman can nearly but not quite go the speed of light like 95% to 99% of the speed of light.

Wordgirl is shown onscreen traveling from the surface of the earth to a very close distance from the surface of the sun in like a second. In one episode she flies off the grab a comet and comes back with it in like two seconds. She can absolutely exceed the speed of light, potentially by a lot. Depending on what comet and the timing of it's orbit she may have grabbed it from somewhere in the Oort cloud for fucks sakes.

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What has been seen cannot be unseen

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MFW an online friend posts something kinda ignorant and ableist, and my roommate sees and says "scooch over, let me type" and start rocking the keyboard like Mozart after two bumps and a fistful of Adderall.

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Hannibal au where Will never met Jack or Hannibal and just works as a florist.

But he is still just like that.

First, I take a small vase from the shelf and pour into it a measured quantity of soluble floral nutrient. I follow this immediately with exactly two ounces of water. This is my design.

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saw this post earlier and simply HAD to doodle

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He would also become a Hannibal girlie basically overnight

There should be an episode where Chuck starts using Tumblr and it affects his speech patterns and this is a little weird and awkward for everyone but Chuck.

Two brains: "can you put a stop to this, I have no idea what he's saying."

Wordgirl: "I mean, he is technically using his words correctly. Even if I hate it."

Chuck: "yaas kween! Slay bitch!"

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There should be an episode where Chuck starts using Tumblr and it affects his speech patterns and this is a little weird and awkward for everyone but Chuck.

Two brains: "can you put a stop to this, I have no idea what he's saying."

Wordgirl: "I mean, he is technically using his words correctly. Even if I hate it."

Chuck: "yaas kween! Slay bitch!"