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JayTim week day 2 - Blue is for sadness

(in which this is supposed to be jaytim, but jason is defined here only by his absence)

and because i cannot take myself seriously for 5 seconds:

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Day 3: Green Thanks to @galkyrie for the idea lmao I didn't think I'd participate this year because I've been so busy with my own projects and life but managed to whip a little doodle. Shrek jaytim au that no one asked for but you are getting anyway because it didn't leave my brain... Yassified Shrek!Jason because I cannot draw ugly Jason u.u. Roy as donkey because Jay needs a good reliable friend looking out for him <3

Some random thoughts:

- Tim is a prince cursed to transform into a dragon at night. He is still conscious as a dragon. He actually enjoys this because he gets to scare away any potential suitors and live his life peacefully. Doesn't have to deal with his overbearing parents anymore. No one had been lucky nor strong enough to beat him.

-Jason and Roy managed to keep him busy long enough that he ended up transforming back into the prince once dawn came. Tim was really annoyed it was these two who managed to discover his secret.

Roy: ok so you want to keep your freedom and not be forced to marry some random obnoxious prince. Tim: Correct. Roy: And you want your swamp back and that asshole King offered to give it to you as reward if you deliver him prince Timothy Jason: Yeah

Roy: and Prince Timothy could help you get your swamp back with a little dragon force... Tim:... I guess that is technically correct Jason: I don't like where this is going Roy: You two should get married! Tim/Jason: WHAT?! Roy: Yeah! you guys get married just for appearances but prince Timothy keeps his freedom, doesn't have to marry someone who will expect him to be his husband because Jason hates him anyway; and prince Timothy can give Jason his swamp back. Jason: That's nonsense! Tim: ... no, no, the donkey is actually onto something... Jason: What?! Tim: My parents can't even refuse because you did "rescue" me fair and square...

and maybe after a night's sleep prince Timothy realizes the ogre doesn't look half bad but too bad he is an absolute asshole, there's no way he can break his curse

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hey i hope this doesn't sound crazy but i was reading your jaytim fic 'healing begins when you stop touchig the wound' and when i went to post my comment it came up with an error. so i just wanted to say your writing was really beautiful and i really enjoyed the fic, the imagery and atmosphere was amazing and so rich. i could feel the rain on my skin and see tim's room so clearly. i love how you incorporated the prompt. jason's session with harley was so raw and you absolutely nailed his characterisation.

Thanks for the kind words and thank you for reading!!!

I… accidentally deleted it because my dumb ass posted it twice (and deleted it twice too 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)

I will post it right with my day 2 of jaytim week when I get home from work. Thanks again for the kind message, hope you have a wonderful day 💖

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Announcing JayTim Week 2025!

Image by @krizariel

That's right folks, it's that time of year again! This year the mods have chosen to embrace the fact that JayTim Week is in June with JTW 2025: I Choose Hue. Each day will have a color assigned to it, with that color acting as that day's prompt. How you choose to incorporate that color into what you share is entirely up to you—it could be a palette-swap of Jason and Tim's costumes in piece of fanart for Orange; an all-angst, no-comfort fic for Blue; a Poison Ivy-sidekick AU for Green—there's a whole spectrum of opportunity to work with here!

The event this year will run from June 22nd through June 28th (Sunday through Saturday), with a free day falling on Wednesday. And since red is so important to both Jason and Tim, the colors/prompts will be going in reverse, culminating in Red:

Day 1 (Sunday, 6/22): Purple

Day 2 (Monday, 6/23): Blue

Day 3 (Tuesday, 6/24): Green

Day 4 (Wednesday, 6/25): FREE DAY

Day 5 (Thursday, 6/26): Yellow

Day 6 (Friday, 6/27): Orange

Day 7 (Saturday, 6/28): Red

The sidebar of the event blog has been updated and includes the above prompts for easy reference as well as a list of frequently asked questions. If you have questions, please check that page first! If you can't find your answer, please don't hesitate to reach out to us via our Ask Box!

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All our times have come, here but now they're gone

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first pride🌈

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I loved it! Thank you for taking time and writing this for me 💖🙏

I will leave a longer comments when I’m a little less busy with work !

Here you go @debilsposts , I sincerely hope this is up to your standards!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66291001

dude i lowkey think i might be dyslexic or smth bc why the freak were the words moving around everytime i tried to spellcheck myself😭😭💔 Anyways I hope you enjoy it!!!

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We have an official form for you if you are interested in a new discord server for JayTim | TimJay. The server is built, just smoothing user experience out and we'll have invites to share.

It is 18+ and rules will be firm around pro ship, pro kink, and anti discrimination. NSFW and Dark content will be allowed as optional roles/restricted channels. If that makes you uncomfortable, this message is not for you (and that's okay🩷).

Please use form below to request an invite, apply for mod roles or offer ideas.

I put it in the tags, but will say again - I know other servers are out there 🥰 all cake can be good for someone, though. This will probably be a small server, but that's okay. 🩷🩷

@jayltime @thisislito

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What do you mean jason x tim's ship name isn’t robin hood ? WHAT

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Jaytim server, anyone?

Me and @rbundollie have been pondering about whether we should make a jaytim discord server…

I’ve been scouring the internet and it seems like most of them are defunct…

Also keep in mind me and Bun are both not very discord-savvy, so we’d have to learn a lot about the actual running of a server before we make it joinable… so there might be a wait. Also if anyone would like to be our Discord Mentor please let us know!

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🦊

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Damian: Are you sure you aren’t dating Todd?

Tim: If I am, I certainly wasn’t informed of it.

Damian: To be fair, if any of us were to be dating someone without realizing it, it would be you.

Tim: Fair. I did go on that date with Bernard not knowing it was a date.

Damian: Ah yes, Dowd. He was suitable, though Todd is superior for you as a fellow vigilante.

Tim: Bernard was a lovely boyfriend. I'm happy he has his own cooking show now, and I miss him. Hmm… I should straight up ask Jasin if he wants to date me…

Damian: *smug his mission was accomplished*

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Jason: Hey Timmers ! "wearing a very tight shirt" Have you see-

Tim: Hush kitten, Daddy here is trying not to fuck your ass to next monday, for wearing that slutty shirt while he is busy working

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I just hit 8k kudos total on ao3 and I wanted to thank everyone who’s ever liked any of my works 🥳🙏

Thank you for your kindness 💖

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I am currently busy hating my JayTim week fics, but it's time to take a small break and focus on something silly. You guessed right, it's time for another dumb long-ass hc, one that I might actually consider making a full fic out of, if you want:

Tim and Jason want to get married.

That's it, that's the hc, thank you for your time 🙏

Just kidding.

It's more like... Tim wants to get married. Jason is there for the ride, but he's also known for not half-assing anything. So he DOES IT RIGHT! Idiots in love, please, I need some idiots in love, right now 😭

Tim shows up to Jason’s place one afternoon and says, deadpan, “Will you marry me?”

Jason blinks. Then stares. Then, because it’s Tim, he checks the calendar, just in case it’s some kind of National Be a Dumbass holiday he forgot about. But no. It’s a regular Monday, and Tim is standing in his living room like he didn't just ask Jason to marry him.

“…What the fuck?” Jason says eventually.

Tim doesn’t miss a beat. “My income is too high. If I get married, I can file jointly and pay less in taxes. Bruce said I’m not allowed to commit any more fraud this fiscal year, so. You’re the next best option.”

Jason just stares at him. Tim continues.

“You’d get benefits too,” he adds. “I have a generous insurance plan. And you haven’t been to a dentist since you came back from the dead.”

Jason scowls. “That’s fucking rude, Tim.”

“I’m not finished.”

Jason shuts up, mostly out of morbid curiosity.

“The Gotham Gazette keeps calling me Gotham’s Most Eligible Bachelor. Not Bruce. Not Dick. ME. And now that Dick’s in Blüd, and Bruce is like, too old, I’m apparently the new prize. And I’m tired of the questions. Also, Alfred’s been asking you when you’re going to settle down, so I know you’ve been suffering, too.”

There’s a long pause.

Jason opens his mouth. Closes it. Considers. Because somehow, somehow, this all makes a weird kind of sense. Like, horrifying, deeply concerning sense, but still.

“We’re not even in a relationship,” he says finally.

Tim shrugs. “If we get married before Dick does, we have bragging rights for the next century.”

Jason honestly doesn’t know whether he wants to punch him or laugh at him. Instead, he ends up at the Manor later that night, standing outside Bruce’s study like he’s fourteen again and about to confess to crashing the Batmobile.

He doesn’t wait for Bruce to answer before letting himself in.

“I need to talk to you about something,” he says.

Bruce barely looks up from the mountain of tax paperwork he’s elbow-deep in. It’s only when Jason adds, “It’s important,” that he pauses.

Jason hesitates. “If someone proposed to you, what would you do?”

Bruce frowns. “Did someone propose to you?”

“No. I want to propose. To Tim.” He shifts, awkward. “And I want your blessing.”

There’s a silence. Then Bruce blinks. Slowly.

And then he starts smiling.

Not just smiling. Beaming. It's… strange seeing him in this state.

Jason takes a step back, automatically uneasy.

“Oh, Jason,” Bruce nearly sobs, already halfway out of his chair. “Of course. Of course. I never thought this day would come. You’re finally coming home-”

Bruce hugs him.

Jason goes rigid. “Please stop doing that.”

Bruce sounds like he’s about to cry. “This is a joyous moment. Tim is going to be so happy! Alfred is going to lose it! We’re family again-”

“So… you approve?”

“Of course! Jason, it would mean you're part of the family again! See how wonderful that is?”

“Do you think we should… go for it?”

“Are there any reasons not to?”

“Well… I don't want him to regret it.” Jason winces. “I mean, I don’t know if he’s going to be happy.”

Silence.

Bruce pulls back. The warmth evaporates from his face like a switch being flipped.

“Why would Tim ever regret it?”

“What if… What if he changes his mind? He's not in love with me, so when we marry… And he finds someone actually worth being with, what then?”

Bruce suddenly pulls back. His expression turns sour.

“He doesn't love you? Why would you want to propose, then?”

Jason shrugs. “He said it’s for the tax benefits. And maybe the dental.”

Bruce looks at him like he just admitted to committing treason. “You want to marry for tax benefits?”

Jason blinks. “He- he’s the one who-”

Bruce raises a hand. “No. I cannot allow this marriage, then.”

Jason stares. “Didn’t you just say-?”

“If there’s no love, there is no blessing.”

Jason, now very much regretting everything: “Are you even allowed to not give a blessing-”

Bruce has already turned back to his paperwork, muttering something about annulments and betrayal.

Jason… doesn't know what his next move should be.

He doesn’t want to be married. Not really.

But he wants this to work. Because, god help him, everything Tim said makes sense. It’s practical. It’s logical. It’s the least messy solution to both of their increasingly ridiculous problems. And maybe, just maybe, Jason is tired of being alone.

So the next day, he calls Tim. Flips open his notebook and starts doodling on the margins while the phone rings.

“Bruce doesn’t want to give us his blessing,” he explains.

On the other end, Tim just groans. “Who cares, Jason? I don’t need his approval. We’re adults.”

“Yeah, but-” Jason presses the phone between his cheek and shoulder, scribbling absently. “It’s important to me, okay? That’s how things are done. You get the blessing. Then you get married.”

“You get dental insurance,” Tim corrects.

Jason sighs. “It’s tradition.”

There’s a pause.

“…What if we asked Agent A instead?” Tim suggests, dry.

“I tried. Bruce already got to him. Said we’re not in love, so it’s fake or whatever.”

Another pause. Then, like it’s the most obvious thing in the world:

“What if we pretended to be in love? Do you even use your brain sometimes?”

Jason stops scribbling.

Because, yeah. Yeah. That actually could work. If they just pretend to be stupidly, disgustingly in love, just long enough to convince the Bat Council, it’ll all smooth out. He’ll get the insurance. Tim will get his tax break. And Alfred can stop asking him when he’s going to “settle down and find someone worthy of his best, most cherished boy.”

It’s brilliant.

“Okay,” Jason agrees slowly. “But how? What do we do to look in love?”

“I don’t know,” Tim says, clearly already pulling up a spreadsheet in his mind. “We’ll go to dinner at the Manor next Sunday. We’ll hold hands. Smile a lot. Say some disgustingly sweet things to each other. You’ll even make heart eyes at me. That should throw them off.”

Jason opens his mouth to argue and then pauses.

“…Can I still go to that dentist downtown? I really did crack my tooth the other day-”

“Focus, Jason.”

Right. Focus. Sunday dinner. Hand-holding. Acting.

Jason thinks about it long after they hang up. About how easy it is to imagine pretending.

Not that it matters.

It’s just a practical decision. A business arrangement.

For taxes.

And dental.

(And, you know. Maybe a little bit for love. Eventually. Should I write this?)