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i have a bad submission teehee :)

Noodle:  Spotify keeps recommending me songs by Jack Stauber.  It keeps playing them on radio when my playlists end.

2-D:  Well, actually, Noodle, I know an album you should listen to.

2-D:  It's called The Fall.

2-D:  I made it.

2-D:  It's an album.

2-D:  With music...and songs...and...synths.

2-D:  'The Fall.'

2-D:  I mean, it's not by the band The Fall, it's by me.

2-D:  I made it.

Noodle:

2-D:  It's an album.

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2D: *hoverboards into the living room.*

2D: hey, guys! I'm... really sad.

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I am genuinely so disappointed that Gorillaz’s once most-verbose, articulate, poetic, artsy and observant character has been reduced to nothing more than a single joke about emojis, spouting memes and hamster butts over the past few phases, at this point to an even worse level than 4 and 5.

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Interviewer: Do you support gay rights?

Murdoc: I am gay.

Noodle: He's dodging the question :/

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Noodle: Hey, guys!

Murdoc: What?

Noodle: I have an idea-

Murdoc: Hold that thought.

Noodle: ..what? I can't fucking hold it. I'm BUSTING TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, I CAME ALL THE WAY DOWNSTAIRS TO GIVE YOU MY IMAGINATIVE IDEAS AND CONCEPTS AND YOU TELL ME TO 'HOLD IT IN'? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THINK YOU STILL HAVE THE RIGHT TO-

Murdoc: Can't you just go straight to the point, please? I have to feed Cortez.

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interviewer: what's your favourite kind of cheese?

murdoc: what sort of stupid question-

2-D: ooh I like babybels! and cheddar cheese and the really stringy kind you get on pizzas. and cheese strings! i love pulling them apart Noodle: mozzarella. the way that it becomes stringy when it melts is a really unique property and the flavour is a natural balance for stronger notes like tomatoes Russel: you ever try provolone? very mild, creamy flavour, lovely melting texture.  i once went to this panini joint in downtown brooklyn-

murdoc: WE'RE A BAND YOU ABSOLUTE CHAIRLEGS!  THIS ISN'T BLOODY RATATOUILLE!

interviewer:

2-D (softly): i wish it was. i like rats

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Noodle: “When were you born?” Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Noodle: I, personally, was created in a lab.

Murdoc: I was summoned.

Ace: I was sadly born at the young age of seven, my mother being out of town at the time.

Del: My existence is a figment of your imagination.

2D: I was found in a cabbage field.

Cyborg Noodle: I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole nearly ten years ago.

Russel: This has gotten out of hand.

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Noodle: They’re no match for us. We’ll handle this the way we always do.

Murdoc: Brute strength?

2D: Almost dying?

Noodle: No and no! Through the power of music and friendship.