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U fucking killed him

So I was in class. Minding my business while were talkin about women in ancient greece. More precisely how they were treated.

And then the annoying guy from our class just yells at the girl near him:       

“Do the dishes, women!” And she just fucking responds with: 

“Then i’ll ask you to dry the plates, slave” ‘Cos he’s black y’know. Like wtf?!? 

Good comeback but still giiiiirl 😲😲

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Stupid Question

So I was in bed thinking about the family members I still needed to come out to and uncle Steve came to my mind.

Naturally I question myself if he supports gay rights. And I did it for at least ten minutes. I searched in all my memories if he once said he supported pride or not.

And then it hit me... Uncle Steve is married to uncle Ian. Soooooooo I ain’t no detective but I think he indeed supports gay rights.

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The femme fatale trope

I hate this trope. It’s not because you’re a women that the only way the guard will give you answers is by flirting with him. Just knock him out and continue your quest! 

Instead of blowing him prevent the building from blowing up.

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My great-grandpa

I can’t get over the fact that my great-grandpas spent 2 days in prison during WWII because two german soldiers went on a tram and asked where it headed. He casually responded Moscow without thinking.

In Belgium there’s a city named gent that has a whole part named Moscow. But the two soldiers thougt he was mocking them.

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She’s concerned

Oh my God! So for context l’m home alone listening to musiçc while cleaning.

I was listening to Dead Inside from Younger Hunger and the line where he says “Make a lot of money and feel dead inside..” comes up.  And l sing it on the top of my lungs. But what i didn't know is that my mom just came back from the grocery store. She gave me the most concerned look in the world and whispered “ This is why you see a therapist”

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Insults. My littlle explanation.

This is not a textpost that will try to convince you that insults are bad, that it hurts people, blah blah blah.

NO. This post will explain what I think about them.

 Insults are a good way of expressing yourself, saying your opinion in a few words. Its also a way to be creative ‘cause you have to invent something that adapts to your current situation.

But I hate one thing with them. The people that do it wrong. An isult should be a fact-invented fact-swear word (optional). e.i Your t-shirt (you’re wearing a t-shirt so it’s a fact) is so ugly that they don’t even sell it at walmart (we don’t know if thats true so there’s a big chance it’s invented), motherfucher (swear word).

Somebody once told me that my hair looked like Leonardo Dicaprio’s (fact) hundred years after the Titanic sank (invented fact). AND I FOUND IT SO CLEVER. 

Because just saying “ur ugly” sucks. Like where’s the rest of it? Be creative before I destroy your.

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Missed Joke

I’m sad because when the whole eating tide pods thing happened l didn’t take the occasion to say “and what are they gonna do next, snort vanish?” because the topic was too serious

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Quarantine is messing me up

I think I spend two hours thinking about the fact that we are just brains. Brains. When we find ourselves ugly we’re not talking about the BRAIN that we are,we’re talking about our flesh envelop. And also when as a joke we say, “ugh Human beings..” We��re right ‘cause we’re just brains. If we want to make it accurate we’re supposed to say “Ugh, brains...”

Quarantine is messing me up.