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Second time today someone broke into my place 🙃. Only in Gotham @goth-in-gothamite Nolu if you and the Wayne adoptee bait are so bored the library is open. I'm busy.

If you're gonna stick around I'm gonna put you two to work

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Back at it again and wow living in Gotham sucks

Anyway: sorry I've been inactive, been dealing with the insanity that is my job and Gotham. My apologies will be coming back with more theories and Gotham daily life soon

On the bright side, no one has attempted to directly kill me yet, so there's that

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okay, i've seen this one post going around my dash a few times, and at this point i feel a need to say something about it:

vampires drinking from blood banks is NOT more ethical than drinking from live donors! in fact, it's worse!

most adult humans walking around on the street have a pint or two of blood they can spare with no real consequences for their health. (again, this is not true of everyone, so make sure you ask your donors about any health conditions before you get into it, but you were doing that already, right?)

but the blood in blood banks. the blood in blood banks is for people who need that blood in transfusion form to survive. blood shortages are real, and they kill. if you steal from a blood bank, someone could die for your theft.

the only reason that bagged blood is considered the "softer" option is because you don't have to look the people you're harming in the eyes to do it. coward.

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Sounds spretty heavy man, but I'm guessing you're nta I mean, it's a complicated situation. Ontjink you weremall graivong and ot was hard on all of you.

No one is entitled to know anything about your medical history, and I'd suggest talking to them and maybe explaining your feelings and thoughts.

AITA for not telling my brother that I lost my spleen?

Okay, so I don't think I'm wrong here, but he's been really upset (not mad, but he gives me these really sad looks that make me want to apologize over and over again).

Background:

I (m17) lost my father a year ago. My brother (N, m24) focused on my new little brother (R, m11, we just found out about him, mom not in the picture) because he thought I would handle myself. R and I didn't get along initially because we were jealous of each other and he took every opportunity to antagonize me. N took away something very important to me and gave it to R without telling me, and I found out when I walked in on R gloating. N's defense was that he knew I wouldn't take it well so he planned to tell me later, and that R needed it more. We argued and both said some things we wish we could take back.

(I don't blame him for any of this anymore, it was a very hard time for all of us and he was thrust into our father's shoes while grieving. We've talked, and I know he did what he thought was best for me and R, because he believed placing me as an equal to him would show that he trusted me. But he apologized for not understanding how much taking it away would hurt me and that I still wanted to be a kid, not an adult, and I apologized for not being more understanding of his position. We've moved on and are working on our relationship.)

Anyway, the main conflict was that I believed our father was still alive and nobody else did. My other older brother (RH, m21) was the exception, but he's estranged and didn't want to get involved.

(Side note: my siblings except for R are all adopted by our father, but I got emancipated after his supposed death)

N said I was going crazy due to grief and insinuated that I should be locked up in Arkham (an asylum in my city for the criminally insane). I chose to leave to find proof that my father was alive.

Fast forward six months and I found proof, but in the midst of it, I had to have an emergency splenectomy. When I came back and gave them proof to bring my father back, relationships were still strained so I didn't tell anyone. We reconciled in time, but I still didn't see the need to tell them as it wasn't important to them.

The issue:

A week ago, R caught a nasty flu. N wanted me to give him his medicine, I declined. N, frustrated because he thought I was just being difficult, told me to just be nice to R when he’s sick and that it won't cost me anything. I snapped back that it may cost me my life, not that he would care.

Something in N's expression shattered, and he let out a little, "what?" I remembered too late that I didn't tell him I lost my spleen. I tried to backtrack, but he kept pushing until I finally admitted I lost my spleen and under what circumstances. He was devastated, and I felt really bad for not telling him because he looked like he was on the verge of tears (he's really emotional, and that year took a toll on us and is still a sensitive topic). N asked whether it's because I didn't trust him, and I said I didn't know.

Ever since then, N has been hovering over me and bugging me about my health and diet and sleeping and working habits. He told the rest of the family and they've been overbearing as well.

N, however, still feels very guilty about the whole situation. I feel bad for making him upset, but I still stand by the fact that I did nothing wrong by not telling him. I think it was just unfortunate circumstances and that neither of us are to blame. R vehemently says that I'm the AH for never saying anything because my family and I engage in an activity that gets us injured frequently. He said I endangered myself and others by not telling them (he's worried about me and that's how he shows it, and probably also feels responsible about how I lost my spleen because his maternal grandfather was involved and he's got trauma surrounding him)

So, AITA?

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Bruce Wayne Pleads City Yet Again To Stop Gerrymandering: “This might be what drives me to buy myself a fucking politician like everyone else in my social class,” says the philanthropist.

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ghostlight gravekeep ghoulboss

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This poor man is super accident prone!

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So I was gonna write a whole ass proper conspiracy theory with title and everything but my laptop is broken!!!!!!!!!

So instead I would like to inform you that Rrd Hoodnis a Mom to all his goons, henchmen, and other such thugs

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More Batverse Memes

Hi Hello I have more in universe Batman/DC memes.

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Met Red Hood tonight. He apparently finds my blog hilarious and "one of my guys showed me, he was all excited and says tou should update more"

Thanks random Red Hodo Goon I will try maybe I'll do one of your boss next???

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I've only lived in this city a short time and I have no clue how he's so nice????? It's Wild

I have a friend who works at WE and apparently he goes around to all the floors and checks up on everyone. He legit personally fired their old manager for purposefully migebdering them and other non-cis workers

Met Brucie Wayne at an ice cream parlor the other day where he was trying to get a long list of orders for his kids. He saw my girl scout troop come in and just told the poor cashier to add our order to his bill. He also argued with Emily about how she was objectively wrong for getting Pistachio for like ten minutes before upgrading her order to the largest size.

While the poor workers were busy making thirty orders he sat with us and talked about his own adventures, and despite claiming that he never went camping before he somehow did a better job of explaining knot tying and triage than our scout leaders did. He also took a billion selfies with us, but insisted on using filters for all of them. Bridget tried to explain GORP to him, and he was so confused at the concept, he looked like a puppy. "So it's Good Old Raisins and Peanuts, but you don't use Peanuts anymore because of allergies? Why is it still GORP? Can you add swedish fish? You shouldn't, swedish fish suck."

When everyone's orders were finally done he took our a stack of hundred-dollar bills and put it in the tip jar, before carrying over a dozen ice cream cups and cones to his car without spilling any of them.

I don't know what's wrong with him but I hope he never changes.

Brucie Wayne living his best himbo life and occasionally displaying hyper competence at the most random moments is everything. Bless Gotham’s little sunshine child. He’s probably the most well adjusted gothamite here.

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Sorry I haven't been active as I thought man Gotham is Weird and there wa sso much to explore.

However Harley is surprisingly nice and pat me on the head and I ran into Bruce Wayne and he called me champ

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I recently moved to Githam and Can CO firm there is no way Bruce is Batman. He's just so.. soft? And kind?

He also called me champ once and that felt nice

I’m so fucking sick of it

Bruce Wayne IS NOT BATMAN!!! Leave the damn man alone! No offense but Bruce Wayne is a fucking idiot

Have any of your seen a single interview with him? The man legitimately didn’t believe narwhals existed

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Why do I feel liek Miles is the snarkiest/sissies out of all of these?

Peter: Sooo... do you think Johnny likes me?

Miles: He would die for you.

Wade: He makes heart eyes at you all the time.

Felicia: He literally left you his family when he was in the Negative Zone.

Matt: You’re literally married.

Peter: Sure,

Peter: But does he like me?

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An excellent addition!

Riddler is a Sphinx

Obviously, he doesn't look like a mythological sphinx, but, ya know, magic. Could be a disguise.

Now why do I say this? It's rather simple, really

Riddles

2. When people can't solve them, death happens

3. Has to be smartest person in the room

4. Kidnapped me and called me a "rat in a cage" which means he's reading this (screw you for putting me in a rat maze)

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Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.