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trans men be like hot and shit like they're just hot as fuck like what the fuck man why are you being so hot god damn

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My music: pump it by the black eyed peas

My shotgun barrel in the witness's mouth: pump it

My music: PUMP IT LOUDER

My music: party rock anthem

My activity: disposing of the bodies

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My music: party rock anthem

My activity: disposing of the bodies

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Kinda reminds me of the game ngl

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I assert dominance with E5

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Idk what I was on but that is obviously a fully defined sketch

personality test

what do u first think when u see this shape

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Me when me when me when me whe

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Normalize farting in densely populated areas (satire)

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but every day that you decide to stay alive makes you stronger.

To be alive is to look in the mirror and find love in your own eyes.

And you know what I've noticed?

Every day, I used to wake up, look in the mirror and say "I hate you". But today, I noticed that I said nothing at all. I noticed that I no longer hate myself, and that I am getting closer and closer to self love.

Why, you ask?

I went to therapy. I participated, and I got prescribed antidepressants. And they work.

So every day that you decide to live, you are getting closer to self love and happiness. I believe in you. Keep going.

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Holy shit he's literally me

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BING BONG FUCK YA LIFE

“BING BONG” reminds me of inside out and I WANT TO CRY

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Our economy is shit..

just laying facts here

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You hear a bunch of whispering coming from the table.

You can't hear much, but you're able to make this out: "We have to whack'm".

What do you do?

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A hitman (male) has to seduce and kill another man. But they fall in love, and the hitman can no longer do his job. Instead, the hitman goes legit with their target, and with his skills, he defends himself--not just himself, but his now-husband too--every time the Agency comes after them. They grow old together, and although they could die at any moment, they live not in fear, but in happiness.

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"Hi welcome to chili...s, what's that look for?"

"That's not the line"

"What? No I could have sworn it was... Wait, where am I"

*Sigh* "the line is 'welcome to hell.'"

"Dude this is chili's, right?"

"Oh yeah no sorry I forgot, it's totally chili's-"

"Oh okay you were just messing with me"

"NO this is hell you fucking dumbass"

"...shit, how did I die"

"You shit yourself to death"

"-in a chili's?"

"In a chili's, yeah"

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This is one of the perks of having thousands of demons. Sure they haunt me but damn I'm rolling in it.

“lives in my head rent-free” is such a strange expression. Does anything in your head actually pay rent?

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Please take 20 seconds or more of your time to look at this rotund cat with a flower.