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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

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fake conversation talking animals

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First time using Krita, and I just needed to draw this lol. Eugene Greenhilt would be a redditor.

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i would say sorry but i'm not

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Blorbo from my 20 year old Dnd webcomic

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I love this game

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tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

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The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

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i am alive

life is precious;

i am a person

i am an animal, caged in the pattern of a human; i am vicious and instinctual, i feel only base desires

i am an esoteric being; today i am too tall. tomorrow i will be too short. my form should not be measurable

i am a rational mind, a scientific mind; i deconstruct the world into rules and functions; i deconstruct the universe into its building blocks

i am the universe, i am made of the everlasting scream of matter, i am a remnant of divine chance

i am a creative mind, i am a writers mind, a designers mind; i see the flow of the story and i impose the rules that guide the thoughts of those within and without my domain

i crave control, things should go my way, it would be better; i am on a leash and in need of training

i am hurting. i have hurt. i am hurt

i play pretend; i bleed raw truth (nobody knows that they have all run me through)

i am bitterly jealous; i crave my own tragedy

my life was ruined by an errant hand i cant ever comprehend, an act forgotten, and it rotted my roots

my life is ruined by an unknown foe; i sing the songs in its head; we stare at each other's reflections

i want to be witnessed so deeply; i want to speak in silent words and be taken in, wholly and unequivocally

i hope i am studied, theorised, debated, now and long after im done; i hope they argue over me

i hope someone finally sees me

do i ever dance through your mind? (if im not singing)

i know i am a consolation prize; i know i will devastate

i cannot be understood, i cannot make myself understandable, i resent those who are gazed upon in ways i shall only exist in shadow

i know exactly who i am. i am myself. who knows me?; i am everyone, and no one knows it

i hope they dissect my corpse and orbit my mystery

i am always on trial. i am never guilty; i am rarely innocent

i must imprison my thoughts; they must change the world, the world must change me, i must be in the world, i must be in the crowd

i will change me, the world, i must be me, i must never be me, "me" must be better, i am being a better me

i carve out my innards to feed and nourish my people, this is my duty - why wont they worship me? (its the least i can do)

i plead with muffled yells, my hand is outstretched; its fingertips are still stretching toward sunlight

i am dreaming, in peaceful dreadful slumber; one day i will come to

i am closing my eyes

alive; am i?

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In honour of Pride Month, here's how the cast of The Order of the Stick would react to you coming out to them.

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more stick figures

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PSA

I've seen a lot of vamps in the kink community making posts about this trying to spread awareness following the publication of that one "romantic" novel, so I thought I'd make my own;

DO NOT DO SUNPLAY.

DO NOT DO SUNPLAY.

I know it sounds exciting and kinky, maybe you read the book or heard of it elsewhere and thought it would be a fun way to spice up your bedroom unlife, but it is NEVER WORTH THE RISK TO EXPOSE YOURSELF TO SUNLIGHT UNPROTECTED.

Sunlight is obviously extremely dangerous even in a controlled environment with someone you trust, and there is zero safe level of exposure without malefic sunscreen or similar wards. If your dom tells you they want to expose you to sunlight, you run so very far away.

And before you point to garlicplay, stakeplay and holy watersports as examples of safe, controlled kink play, the sun is an uncontrollable force of nature that nobody can harness in its entirety, I don't wanna see any Solar Cultists in my mentions.

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ROUND 1 - Vaarsuvius (Order of the Stick) vs. Bloo (Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends)

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Felt inspired tonight lmao