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[-most-likely hasnt met ya yet but I give ya this ówò ]

((oHHH MAN THIS IS SO PRECIOUS.......... THANK YOU SO MUCH... DANG))

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West Side Story (1961)

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"What you scared of a little blade dolly?" He asked, twiddling his knife around in his hands. "An' who says there's gonna be three people?"

"Okay Mr. Cool Cat, what makes you so sure that whatever doll you pick is gonna want to go steady with your ass in the first place?"

"Because of my stunning good looks and sweet personality obviously baby. They pretty much guarantee whatever girly I pick won’t be able to leave."

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What kinda gal would you want?

"I want a pretty little thing with long golden hair and rockin’ curves. A gal that’s sweet and knows how to cheer a guy up whenever he’s down. Really just an unreal girl that won’t split an’ will wanna raise a family some day Ya’know?"

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"Naw, didn't ya hear me doll? My good looks got a part in this too. In fact they're probably 80% the reason a girl would wanna get with me."

"Okay Mr. Cool Cat, what makes you so sure that whatever doll you pick is gonna want to go steady with your ass in the first place?"

"Because of my stunning good looks and sweet personality obviously baby. They pretty much guarantee whatever girly I pick won’t be able to leave."

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"Okay Mr. Cool Cat, what makes you so sure that whatever doll you pick is gonna want to go steady with your ass in the first place?"

"Because of my stunning good looks and sweet personality obviously baby. They pretty much guarantee whatever girly I pick won’t be able to leave."

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Honest hour. Nothing will be deleted. Just come and ask.

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Instead of "I want a girl" Eddie sings various Elvis songs

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((I forget about this blog a lot and I'm sorry.

If anyone wants to RP with this Eddie, or just ask questions feel free to send asks man))

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Okay but Eddie using 50s slang

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your fave is problematic…hydromatic…ultramatic… why, it could be greased lightning!

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"I could ask you the same thing poindexter, you talk like a damn know-it-all an' I think you need to chill."

"I'm sorry dolly maybe you'd prefer something like baby, or sugar tits?"

"I'm unable to fathom there why there's a 'non-Soc' here... How different. I'm intrigued. Explain yourself, if you would be so kind."

"Maybe it’s cause Socs are fuckin’ lame, and I’m the coolest guy in here."

"An’ why ya talkin’ like that dolly? You sound like a nerd."

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"I'm unable to fathom there why there's a 'non-Soc' here... How different. I'm intrigued. Explain yourself, if you would be so kind."

"Maybe it’s cause Socs are fuckin’ lame, and I’m the coolest guy in here."

"An’ why ya talkin’ like that dolly? You sound like a nerd."

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AND YOU SAID YOU WERE WORRIED

I WAS WORRIED. I WAS SO WORRIED. THIS IS A LOT LESS SCARY THAN I THOUGHT.

SCREAMS THANK YOU MAN OOOOMG

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Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

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Hey daddy'o, what kind of tunes do you jam to?

"Any Rock N Roll is fine by me. Elvis is one of my favorites though, his songs are unreal."