sorry, folks! my doomed narrative got transmogrified into some sort of bizarre recovery arc a few months ago, i got suuuper silly and fell in love. with my soulmate 💙 and also the whole terrible beautiful world. (mostly my soulmate though ✨) whoopsies!! still a dysfunctional mess, but a dysfunctional mess that's determined to live now!!! sorry for being "cringe" but love is always fucking worth it 🤟❤️
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Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way
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#one time i was almost lookout for my uber driver to pilfer some diapers for her kids#so that was exciting!!!!
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i went to i love you island
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#brother i can do both at the same time 👌 i don't need to pick because they're usually one & the same for me#there's a direct correlation between the two#according to scientists. probably
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#ummm.no#hey we've all been there bud it's ok#you're fine as long as you didn't fuck up by preemptively eating like 8 more
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#no really :((((#that's fucking devastating#people hating me?#i can handle that i'm used to it 👍 it's usually kinda warranted tbf#but a *critter*???#their distrust must be a direct reflection of my true character. i must actually be like. a secret serial killer#so secret that not even i know#that's the only thing this could mean#a monumental personal failure surely#✨ obsessive compulsive disorder ✨#i should probably keep *these* strange little ✨ thoughts ✨#to ✨ myself ✨
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Every single fact about epilepsy sounds like the Lord was five weeks into a bender when he created this shit. If you have epilepsy, you're more likely to be gay. And autistic. You can fight it by eating a fuck ton of mayonnaise. Or by smoking weed. There are more than 60 types of seizure and every single one sucks ass. Only five percent of epileptics are sensitive to flashing lights, but every single able-bodied person on earth thinks it means you spasm when you see a disco ball. Dostoevsky had it. Chipotle Mexican Grill designed meals for anti-seizure diets. Most people who buy those meals have never had a seizure. Wearing blue sunglasses can help. Hippocrates was the first person we know who thought that epilepsy happens in the brain. Hippocrates from Oath.
#ohhhh so we're doing callout posts tonight???#rude. just downright rude to come into my house and talk about me like this#probably a hate crime or something#epilepsy#chronic illness#disability
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you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try
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#a rare dee meme from me tonight#or this morning i guess?#wtf is time anyhow!!!#who needs sleep!!!#not THIS guy :')#iasip#always sunny#its always sunny in philadelphia#dee reynolds#iasip shitpost#shitpost#meme#twitter
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modern art exhibit titled "I bet you won't kill yourself" that is just a loaded gun on a podium in a museum
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#usually i wait until october 1 or autumnal equinox to declare it halloween#but this time i think it's halloween rn#officially declared#in my heart at least ✨
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i still believe that i can hear the ocean when i put a seashell to my ear. i still believe that the moon is following me when i'm in the car. i still believe there are fairies living in the garden. i still believe in those fabled creatures from my old storybooks. i still believe in true love. i will carry the magic of my childhood with me forever and it will keep me gentle.
#actually i lost all of this#all belief in anything at all but the bad shit#BUT!!! i believe in things again#even things i didn't Before
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ao3 goes down
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#whoa guys this is fucking wild#i didn't even notice ao3 was down at all????#further proof that being in love will turn your whole world upside down!!! ❤️#ao3
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