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Barty: Ugh. There’s always that weak bitch in the group that isn’t down for murder.
Barty and Regulus: *glares at James*
James: Well SORRY I have MORALS-
#“that weak bitch” and it’s James “softest simp in the world” Potter#like let’s be fr#you knew what you signed up for#LMAO#sorry I think I’m funny
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trans regulus and genderfluid sirius are so dear to me
#uhhh#uh yeah#yeah#and another thing#happy pride#happy pride to the queer as hell cast of Harry Potter than hp fans have absolutely DEMOLISHED#because FUCK jkr#today tomorrow and forever#make them MORE TRANS#I want everyone to be TRANS#the trans agenda IS hitting Harry Potter
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herbology - jegulus - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 328
Regulus had decided about ten minutes into his first day of First Year that he absolutely loathed Herbology. It was everything he hated–full of dirt, outside, and distinctly foul-smelling. So he’d promised himself that he’d never spend an extra second near the Greenhouses. Why should he? There was nothing good about them.
This was still the truth at the end of fifth year, as he stripped off his manure-covered gloves at the end of a long double-lesson and grimaced, wishing he could disappear.
“Class dismissed!” the Professor announced, making Regulus’s heart leap.
Yes. Finally he could leave.
Making a beeline for the door, Regulus was the first one out by several footsteps, only to be stopped by a distinct pssst! noise.
Annoyed, he froze, looking around. What was stopping him from leaving?
Then, he heard it. “Psst! Reg!”
Rolling his eyes and cursing himself for not having better judgement, Regulus traipsed around the side of the Greenhouse before more students could appear and see what he was doing.
And there, sticking out between one of the other greenhouses and the castle wall, was James Potter, grinning so brightly Regulus’s heart skipped several beats.
“Had a good lesson?” the Gryffindor called, beaming.
“No,” Regulus whisper-yelled back, frowning. “It was torture, and I want to go inside.”
“Shame. Here I was thinking you could spare a few minutes to let me snog you against the wall,” the older boy replied casually, sending Regulus a confident grin.
And fuck. Why did that make Regulus’s brain go deliciously blank?
He tried to think of an excuse to be aloof. To go inside and leave Potter hanging. But the offer was really just too good.
“Fine,” he pretended to relent, though he knew he’d been hopeless all along, “but no marks or I’ll hex you.”
Potter just laughed, eyes sparkling. “Is that a threat or a promise?” he replied, grabbing Regulus’s waist.
All Regulus could do to shut him up was kiss him.
#can’t tell if this is established or not 😭#but I love the idea of James just showing up unexpectedly and demanding a kiss#he’s like “I’ve waited long enough give me my kiss”#and regulus is like “I didn’t even know you liked me like that??”#and James is like “why do you think I follow you around like a pathetic dog?”#and regulus is like “… because you’re a pathetic dog??”#and then James gets annoyed and kisses him quiet#and now they’re in love
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A boy named after a star ⭐️
#brain so rotted by marauders fandom angst I thought Reggie was drowning#so#I just want yall to know what you’ve done to me#I can’t even enjoy beautiful fanart without thinking someone wants to hurt me
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a real jegulus fan never speaks ill of lily evans
#LET LILY EVANS EXIST OUTSIDE OF JAMES POTTER#I’ve been saying this yall#Lily would 1000% be doing her own thing#lily IS my sapphic queen#so#you KNOW she’s shipping jegulus secretly#and she has her own life which we LOVE
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Sirius: James -
James : *sighs* Regulus used to call me James ...
Sirius: ...Because it's your fucking name.
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Harry: Why does Dad call you baby when you’re super old?
Regulus: I think we should stop talking
#tell me why I’m being stupid & emotional about this#like why am I about to cry over Harry calling Reggie old#because he never got to grow old#WAIT#did Regulus die at the same age Harry was when he had to die (and come back alive)????#ARE YOU JOKINGGGGGHH#somebody sedate me#oh my god#I made it worse#deadass realized this as I was typing this out#what I was GOING to say#was that regulus never got to get old#what a blessing it is to grow old#what a pleasure it is to watch the people we love age#what a privilege it is to age#but um#I realized that thing earlier#and now I’m about to kms
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regular dorm activities
#my skittles 😭#my SHAYLAS#I love them#stoppppppppppp Barty#I love him#they look so young omg#babies fr
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WE LOVE YOU PEDRO
#fuck jkr btw#if you think this is a safe space to consume Harry Potter content it’s not#official Harry Potter content anyway#we do NOT put money in joanne’s pocket#do you hear me!!???#that woman is spending it explicitly on harming trans women#we’re not supporting her today#or tomorrow#or ever#don’t piss me off
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When Regulus does stuff that’s good for his mental health, James gets proud and kisses his cheek, which makes Regulus very happy
So, Regulus now associates doing good things for his mental health with being very happy
In conclusion, James accidentally Pavloved Regulus into caring about himself
#I truly believe James would do this on accident too#like he doesn’t realize what he’s doing#he’s just happy to kiss regulus#and now regulus has been trained like a dog#and James gets to kiss regulus all the time
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James: Today I realized I am old.
Regulus: What do you mean?
James: I fell over at the park today with Harry, and instead of laughing he ran over to see if I was okay.
Regulus:
James: I saw fear in his eyes.
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The final epilogue is here!! Thank you to everyone who has ever read my silly little fic. It’s been a journey, I’ve changed as a person, and I wouldn’t have had it any other way.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/61136416/chapters/170250319
Here’s a sneak peak as always!

#Drarry#drarry fanfic#Jegulus#Jegulus fanfic#Harry Potter#no time like the present#cryme_anocean#complete fanfic
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Literally only one person asked for the tattoo update but I didn’t really need an excuse to post it anyway! So here it is! In honor of artist Mickey, my watercolor palette. Here’s the link to the 10 year anniversary fic in case anyone would like to read the inspiration.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56525518/chapters/143656867

I have to just— 😭😭😭 WHYYYYYYYYYY is marauders TikTok suddenly obsessed with gallavich sound bites 😭😭😭😭
1) ptsd—that show was traumatic and so was their love story… the girls who get it get it. Like we were in the TRENCHES as that show was coming out… saw someone using the sound from season 5 when Mickey says they’re gonna take care of Ian at home 😐😐 YALL DO NOT KNOW THE TRAUMA PLEASE
2) grief—I wrote for gallavich, for those unaware, for TEN YEARS 🥹 I have a tattoo in honor of 10 year anniversary fic (should I post a pic of it?? No one’s seen it around these parts so idk) like I just have such a deep, innate connection to the fandom.
3) anxiety—I do not want to fall back in there 😭 it’s hard enough reading & writing for two… I cannot afford more obsessions!!!!!! (I also miss them so bad and I need literally half an excuse to be back there and I genuinely do not have the time pls)
So please… please 🙏 I am begging yall… stay away from gallavich… or at least keep it off my fyp 😭
(fyi in case not clear this is all sarcasm, I’m so happy gallavich is getting their flowers and if you’re interested at all in fandom classics, my ao3 is cryme_anocean where I’ve got the og a/b/o gallavich series & lots of other gems—shameless (ha) self promo)
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I have to just— 😭😭😭 WHYYYYYYYYYY is marauders TikTok suddenly obsessed with gallavich sound bites 😭😭😭😭
1) ptsd—that show was traumatic and so was their love story… the girls who get it get it. Like we were in the TRENCHES as that show was coming out… saw someone using the sound from season 5 when Mickey says they’re gonna take care of Ian at home 😐😐 YALL DO NOT KNOW THE TRAUMA PLEASE
2) grief—I wrote for gallavich, for those unaware, for TEN YEARS 🥹 I have a tattoo in honor of 10 year anniversary fic (should I post a pic of it?? No one’s seen it around these parts so idk) like I just have such a deep, innate connection to the fandom.
3) anxiety—I do not want to fall back in there 😭 it’s hard enough reading & writing for two… I cannot afford more obsessions!!!!!! (I also miss them so bad and I need literally half an excuse to be back there and I genuinely do not have the time pls)
So please… please 🙏 I am begging yall… stay away from gallavich… or at least keep it off my fyp 😭
(fyi in case not clear this is all sarcasm, I’m so happy gallavich is getting their flowers and if you’re interested at all in fandom classics, my ao3 is cryme_anocean where I’ve got the og a/b/o gallavich series & lots of other gems—shameless (ha) self promo)
#gallavich#marauders#jegulus#drarry#shameless#Harry Potter#my culture is NOT your costume 😭😭#please take my trauma seriously#seasons 5 through 9 were torture and I need yall to know that#worst (and best tbh the fandom is amazing) years of my LIFE#cryme_anocean#shameless self promo
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Ahhhhhh thank you so much for the tag @siriuslysirius101 sorry it took me forever to get to this >.<
last song I listened to: Love Me Dead by Ludo
favorite color: hmm lavender or lilac. My bestie has said he thought it was a fall toned color like burnt orange but he based that off my wardrobe palette. A good guess but apparently I don’t wear my favorite!
currently watching: nothing atm BUT catch me June 3rd locked in for Love Island. Finally watching it as it airs because I’m tired of not being able to vote!!!
last movie: Friendship as of yesterday! My husband and I love Tim Robinson and it was basically the longest I Think You Should Leave sketch known to man. An instant classic
currently reading: does my textbook count? Doing Play Therapy: From Building Relationships to Facilitating Change by Terry Kottman and Kristin K. Meany-Walen… and fanfiction.. always fanfiction
sweet, spicy, or savory: all in the following order—spicy to savory (these are more like a cycle or you can combine them) to sweet all in one go
relationship: married! Coming up on our dating anniversary in June
current obsessions: marauders, drarry, jegulus, avoiding thinking about the next fanfic I’m going to start on as soon as I finish this last chap of the current one, all of my ocd obsessions though I don’t think that’s the question 😀, and hyping up my bestie who is in love with our other friend (they will get married if I have any say in the matter)
last googled: this is embarrassing… “what the hellyante lyrics” because my husband and I love Severance and I kept hearing “what the helly on” as “what the helly r” and needed to see if I was right 😭
currently working on: No Time Like The Present… drarrylogue 😔 is trying to ruin my life. Or really I’M trying to ruin my life because I’m making it too damn long. Sorry for the wait friends… I have to make the epilogue “just right” (I have ocd, did I mention that 😭😭)
tagging: @ anyone who wants to!!! I’d love to get to know anyone & everyone who follows me 🥰
nine people I would like to get to know better
Thank you @sentowritesstuff for tagging me!! I actually really like doing little games like this even if it’s something small it makes me happy lol
last song I listened to: I Hate It Here by Taylor Swift
favorite color: probably a really dark blue
currently watching: daredevil, andor s2, agent Carter, cloak and dagger, and a couple more
last movie: Avengers Infinity War
currently reading: Family of Liars by E. Lockhart
sweet, spicy, or savory: all of them!! I cant choose a favorite!!
relationship: single☹️ My crush doesn’t like me back and I refuse to talk to him
current obsessions: agent Carter, captain america and stucky in general (as usual), Star Wars, the naturals series, six of crows again, baking carrot cakes, and writing poetry about my shitty family
last googled: where to watch into the spiderverse?
currently working on: a speech for school, a poem series, and a fanfic about stucky
I’m going to tag: @spidersinsalem @olicitylighthome @aurore-boreal1s @scarfacemarston @bufferingsummers @onyx-di-angelo @crazysandwich @bloodorange17 & @mentalmeles
no pressure though if you’ve already done it or don’t want to
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#glitterbomb#bc volde deserved it#and then the glitter spills all over Harry instead#which obviously was unintended on Regulus’ part#he never would’ve put so little glitter in there if he’d known James’ future done would open it#payback for stealing his brother#if it happens to be the son rather than the father#well beggars can’t be choosers
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baseball au where reg is so pretty james thought they got a girl on the enemy team🤭


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