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I have the urge to find a Ghost BC hater and insult the living shit out of them.

Most of the haters don't even know what Ghost is about. Yes, it has a satanic theme, but it's for anyone to enjoy. It's about not being ashamed of who you are.

So haters please fuck off :)

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BIBINOS MEMES ON TUMBLR?? HELL YEA!!

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We watched the live action of HTTYD today in the cinema. We got so much euphoria what

!spoilers!

In the scene where toothless like blasts holes into the Red Death's wings, with the lighting and shi, our jaw actually DROPPED, we just sat there, jaw on the fricking floor

We have never felt so much euphoria before, we just looked at it and our brain immediately said :: yup, that's us!

Also felt a lot of euphoria when toothless saved hiccup from the monstrous nightmare! When it comes to us being a night fury, we feel most euphoria when looking at scenes where toothless is more aggressive than cute, so all the fight scenes basically

Stunning movie tho

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yup.

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Yep.

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Tht is going to sound weird as fvck but we need someone to scratch us with those, like bruh shit must feel amazing

Hello gay people in my phone

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Hey pack, here's a set of exercises designed to enhance both mobility and muscle in a way that feels animalistic, powerful, and connected to your species. [this is directed at wolves and canines]

Wolfy Mobility & Muscle Workout Set

Daily Mobility Flow (5–10 minutes)

Do this as a warmup or wind-down. Focus on fluid motion and control.

1. Cat-Cow Spine Flow (1–2 minutes)

* Start on all fours. Inhale, arch back (cow); exhale, round (cat). Think of it as waking up your spine—like stretching in the forest.

2. Beast Crawl Hold (30 seconds x 2)

* Knees hover 1 inch off the ground. Core tight. Picture the moment before the pounce.

3. World’s Greatest Stretch (1 minute per side)

* Deep lunge with twist. Opens hips, spine, chest.

4. Deep Squat Rocks (1–2 minutes)

* Drop into a deep squat. Shift weight side to side. This helps with grounded readiness—like crouching in tall grass.

Wolfy Strength Training (3 times per week)

Aim for 3 sets of each. You can do this bodyweight-only or add resistance if you’re ready.

1. Quadruped Beast Crawls

* Forward, backward, lateral (15–20 seconds each direction). Builds core, shoulder stability, and animal-style movement.

2. Push-Up Variations

* Standard push-ups or inclined if needed. Optional: “Wolf push-ups”—lower slowly, explode up (8–12 reps).

3. Jump Squats / Crouch Explosions

* Deep crouch into leap (8–10 reps). Like a wolf leaping through underbrush. Builds power.

4. Bear Plank Shoulder Taps

* Hold bear plank (knees off ground) and tap opposite shoulder (20 taps). Great for balance, core, and staying light on your paws.

5. Glute Bridges / Hip Thrusts

* Builds powerful haunches. Add weight or do the single-leg version as you level up.

6. Superman Holds

* Lie on stomach, lift arms, chest, and legs. Hold for 30 seconds. Engages posterior chain—feel like you're running full sprint.

Optional Add-Ons

* Sprints (hill or flat): Tap into raw energy. 20-second bursts.

* Tree Climbs or Pull-Ups: Use what’s around you. Jungle gym? Branch? Hang and pull.

* Shadow Prowling: Crouch-walk slowly in a circle. Stealth practice. Builds quads, glutes, control.

Wolf Ritual Cooldown (2–5 minutes)

* Walk barefoot in grass or on dirt if possible.

* Stretch arms wide, let yourself yawn, snarl, or shake off energy.

* End with a breath in the nose, out the mouth—you are the creature, and the earth knows your scent.

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The way I completely stopped posting after Louis left Tumblr....

(Iykyk)

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Please please is there an online Dungeons and dragons campaign that I can join or sumthin??? I don't rlly mind speaking English there I just want to play d&d with someone!! I am 13+ !!

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I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

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GUYSSSSSS IT'S PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

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What do you fucking mean Annabelle the doll ESCAPED???! I dunno if it's just rumors but what the actual fuck-

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I MET HIM AGAIN YAYAYAYAYAYAY

HE'S SUCH A SWEETIE I LOVE HIM

𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐟𝐩 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭.

(𝐈 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐨)

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I still don't know who this was... And I'd honestly love to know. Anon, if you're still here, I'd be glad to talk with you again. <3

hey I was gonna say this not anonymously but I lost my confidence for some reason but I really love you.(/p?) I look up to you even though I don't know you, and I don't know why I'm so emotional right now but you are loved in every way. Thank you for existing and getting through this <3

Sorry for bothering you.

.. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮! 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐲.. (?) 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬.. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠?? 𝐏𝐟𝐟𝐭, 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭.. 𝐈 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐦!! <𝟑

//𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭! :𝐃//

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OH OH OH I KNOW THAT THIS POST IS OLD AS SHIT BUT I MET THIS GUY FEW DAYS AGO AGAIN!!!

He was following me for a while!!!

𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐟𝐩 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭.

(𝐈 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐨)

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At this point I'm just rewatching stranger things to watch one character for the whole series (just in case) to find out if they're another fictionkin of mine (I think it's Eddie frfr)

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Nah because being a night fury rn is on theme bcuz I can call myself Toothless because I LITERALLY AM TOOTHLESS.

(I had over 7 teeth removed because my jaw is too small to fit all of them 😭)

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Why are ppl liking my old posts??? These are from last year 😭