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halfgalactic · 2 months
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cleaning up your own living space: sucks ass
cleaning up a friend or romantic partner's living space: deeply satisfying and even a little entertaining
scientists can't explain this
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nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing
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halfgalactic · 3 months
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halfgalactic · 3 months
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A majestic view of a rain-laden cloud blasting hard.  When many clouds gather in the sky in this way and their waters fall like this in the same place, here a phenomenon we call the Flood is formed.-
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halfgalactic · 3 months
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The straight girl kinda confused about why liking men feels weird to gay trans man pipeline is real and it's lovely in here
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halfgalactic · 3 months
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via gracespelman
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halfgalactic · 3 months
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to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife
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halfgalactic · 3 months
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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.
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halfgalactic · 3 months
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"i'd be the final girl" "i'd be the slasher" yeah well i would be the harbinger of doom. you drive by me i'm sitting in a chair at a gas station yelling that you're all going to die. i get an angsty half lit shot to add foreshadowing as i give a dramatic warning that you shouldn't enter this town unless you want to leave it in a body bag.
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halfgalactic · 3 months
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Dear, sweet, Littlefoot, do you remember the way to the Great Valley?  I guess so. But why do I have to know if you’re going to be with me? I’ll be with you. Even if you can’t see me. What do you mean I can’t see you? I can always see you.
The Land Before Time(1988) dir. Don Bluth
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halfgalactic · 3 months
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fuck casual friendships. our souls are intertwined. loving you is woven into the fabric of my life
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halfgalactic · 4 months
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hitch your heart to one small thing
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halfgalactic · 4 months
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New Secret Knots comic
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